//------------------------------// // Part 2 // Story: Monkey See, DraconEquess do. A Hands Omake // by Rift120 //------------------------------// *Back in the sim* The yelling match between Andrew and Fluttershy continued. Until finally the yellow Pegasus suddenly turned around and proceeded to buck Andrew straight out the fortunately still open door of her cottage, his body knocking down the fencepost as he collided with. A moment later he was joined by her animals being flung out as well to land sprawling around him. As he groggily sat up he watched Fluttershy stick her own head out of the doorway to glare at the lot of them. “Holy... Fluttershy! What is wrong with you?!” The grey pegasus sneered down at him. “Nothing’s wrong with me, you stinking ape! I’m the new Fluttershy! And I’m feeling much, much better now that I don’t have to deal with you pathetic animals anymore!” “What?!” “You heard me! I never want to see any of you again! Not you! Not you! Not you! " As she ranted she pointed a angry hoof at each of the animals. Including a utterly flabbergasted Angel. While Andrew stared on bewildered. “And especially not you!” Fluttershy gestured especially angry at him, practically shoving her hoof into Andrew’s face. A moment later she turned around and went back inside. Slamming the door shut behind her. As he lay there gaping at the closed door, Andrew suddenly turns his head as a flash of light appeared in the corner of his vision. His gaze turned incredulous as he took in the being of mismatched body parts that leaned over him tsking in amusement. “Aww... did the widdle human lose his home? Well! Don't worry monkey... I can get you a tree full of Bananas to live in! The Banana's will taste like turnips and be polka dotted... but they'll have a banana shape. So that will work right?” Andrew let a very irritated growl. “Discord, I presume.” Discords smile widened as he raised an eyebrow. “Why indeed, He is I! Is there something you want? Perhaps a nice tail to live in your future polkadot tree?” “Yeah... now that you mention it.” Andrew replied… while his free hand began searching behind him on the ground for something to use. His fingers quickly finding the edge of one of the fallen fence posts. “UNDO WHAT YOU DID TO FLUTTERSHY!” Discord just waved a hand dismissively in response. “Oh pishposh! Utter nonsense, why would you want the old her back? She was soooo boring, always humble and blech. She's much more interesting this way you know! Is wanting a little more variety and chaos such a sin?” Andrew blinked and forced his voice calm as he answered. While the hand behind his back got a solid grip on the fencepost. “ Oh you want to talk about sin? Why don't we discuss.... WRATH!” With that Andrew shot to his feet swinging with the post. However just as he brings his makeshift weapon around to strike, Discord snaps his claws. Andrew quickly finds himself struggling to maintain balance, as the post quickly changes to a medium sized cream filled éclair, while Discord hops back a step laughing. Andrew stares at the dessert in bewilderment as he regains his footing. “The hell...?” “Really monkey boy I thought dessert weapons was the pinks ones thing? Well... until I convinced her otherwise... I mean what can you possibly do-? *SPLURT!* Discord paused and slowly wiped off the filling Andrew had just squirted into his face. He also steps aside to avoid the follow up tackle, idly creating a banana peel for Andrew to slip on. Which sends him crashing to the ground with a loud grunt. The spirit of chaos looked bemusedly on while some of the filling still dripped off his face. “ Well, I guess I did ask for that one. Still you will have to do better than that to entertain me! Catch me if you can! MEEP MEEP!” Discord then blew a quick raspberry and started jogging off towards Ponyville. Growling Andrew stood up and prepared to give chase. However before he could run off though he paused as he felt a sudden insistent tug on his pants leg. Glancing down he quickly spotted a very annoyed Angel Bunny yanking on one of his pants cuffs. The rabbit, upon seeing he had Andrews attention, angrily gestured back to the cottage. Allowing his gaze to rise upwards Andrew spotted several more of Fluttershys animals looking at him imploringly. Looking back to the horizon where he spotted Discord standing and watching him, Andrew shook his head and sighed. Then straightening his shoulders turned fully towards the cottage while addressing Angel. “For once you’re right. We can deal with him later... Let’s get our Fluttershy back first!” In the distance Discord stared a bit nonplussed. As he watched Andrew march back into the cottage, followed by Fluttershys animals. “Well that didn't go how I thought it would at all! What a delightfully chaotic species he is, pulling a unexpected twist like that. Maybe I should break him and see what happens... Mmmm... No no...I can’t do that. I already did the same with Dear Celestia's student already, doing it again would be… Repetitive....” Discords tone turns scornful at the lost word, as he screws his face up in disgust at the idea of repeating himself. After a moment he cocks his head as the sounds of a loud scuffle breaking out inside the cottage reaches him. He scratched his chin in bemusement at the sound. “ Quite the violent lad isn’t he though... hmm… Maybe I'll check in on him later, or turn him into a gummy man... Oh Whatever... right now I think that hill on the east side of ponyville needs some plaid covered licorice flavored grass! And maybe I can figure out why I went Meep meep as well. Or not, after all Chaos waits for no Dragonequess! Well unless I want it to.” Discord then turns away and with a hum starts skipping along down the path. A moment later he vanishes from the scene in a flash of light. Fortunately just missing seeing the forms of Twilight and Applejack approaching the cottage. Forms that are both no longer grey. As the two get closer they pause and suddenly look alarmed as they hear the brawling sounds coming from inside reach a crescendo and then fall silent. “What the hay...?” Twilight shakes her head and starts moving quickly towards the door calling back to the confused Applejack. “Come on! Fluttershy might be in trouble!” Meanwhile inside the cottage, the grey colored Fluttershy snarled at Andrew as he used his body to pin her to the floor, the two face to face. Aiding him in the task was Angel Bunny and a number of other critters who were pinning her wings and tail down. As she struggled FLuttershy glared up angrily at Andrew. “I thought I told you losers to LEAVE! I don't need you... I don't need any freeloaders... Or freaks of nature!” Andrew, his frustration growing, yelled back at her. “Dammit Fluttershy! This isn't you! So stop it! You know you don’t mean that! You care about all your animals, and me! Same as I care for you!” Fluttershy scoffed. “ Hah! As if an overweight baboon cares about anything but stuffing his face! Hey monkey boy! Maybe if you hurry you can join the rest of your race... oh that's right... they don't exist anymore... if they did anyway. Your Earth stories are probably just some widdle made up story to make you feel better for being such a FREAK!” Andrew reeled back a bit as if hurt. Before shaking his head and rallying. “ Oh Fluttershy you nut now concentrate! You do care about me! And your animals! And your friends! Hell, you might say you... No, you really would say you love them!” “ What would I know or care about love?!” Andrew groaned in exasperation, incredibly disturbed at her words. He continued trying to reach her, his tone more desperate and loud with each word. “ You mean how you care for each and every creature that comes your way? The way you opened your home up to me, some big gangly stupid alien? How you always help your friends and loved ones? The way you inspire them to love you in turn?! Fluttershy, you-You are love!” His emotions on high, Andrew succumbs to a sudden instinct. Moving his hands he suddenly grasps Fluttershys grey head gently and pulls it towards him. Before she can react he leans forward and proceeds to give her a deep kiss on the mouth. As their lips lock, Fluttershy’s eyes shoot wide open. With a ‘Poomph’, the animals trying to hold her down go flying as her wings shoot straight out and her whole body goes rigid in shock. Then slowly Fluttershy's eyes close and she begins kissing Andrew back. As she deepens the liplock a sparkling band of energy starts to shimmer and form around their lips. The wave of sparkles quickly begins to start flowing down through Fluttershy’s body. As the wave passes the former grey tone that colored her vanishes, leaving behind her normal pale yellow body and pink hair. After several moments the sparkles finishes recoloring her tail and cutie mark just as the two break lip-lock and stand there staring into each other’s eyes. The silence is then broken as Fluttershy dreamily tries to speak as a soft blush colors her cheeks. At the same time Andrew scratches the back of his head smiling soflty as well trying ot put his own thoughts into words. “ Oh.... Andrew... I never.... well what I mean is...” “Well… Fluttershy… that is to say... eh-heh....” “WOAH NELLIE! You two need a few minutes?” As the third voice interrupts their private bubble, Andrew and Fluttershy blink in surprise. Together they turn towards the cottage door where it came from. A nuclear red blushing Twilight and a smirking highly amused Applejack. standing there in the doorway. Idly Andrew notes the coil of rope laying by Applejacks’s hooves. After taking a second to processes all of this Fluttershy reacts appropriately. “ EEEEPP!!!” By Flushing red enough to match Twilight and rolling out from under Andrew. Who promptly falls flat on his face. She then quickly moves to hides behind him shyly. As Andrew wearily raises his abused face from the floor “ Ugh. Applejack?.... Twilight? What are you both doing here? Twilight begins to stutter through as explanation as she awkwardly kicks her hoof against the floor. Looking a bit envious as she does. “...Ummm... I came... with a Memory.. spell... you know... to battle discords.... corruption.. and remind... Fluttershy of our friendship... but.. umm.. I Guess it doesn't need to happen.. Now... Thanks to you... and you know… what you sexily did …I MEAN lovingly did… that’s right…” Andrew stared at her oddly as her babbling dropped into mumbles he couldn’t make out, but seemed to be making her blush even stronger. Before shaking his head and glancing at Applejack “Right. I’m going to put your interruption into my Happy Place Denial Box. By the way do I want to know what the rope was for?” Applejacks smirk deepened. “ Probably not... Though if you two could still use it-“ As she trailed of meaningfully Fluttershy ‘Meeped’ again louder and somehow managed to hide more of her body behind the prone Andrew. Andrew groaned and slowly rose to his feet shaking his head with a exasperated sigh. “ Can we PLEASE move on?! Do you have a means of fixing this crap or not? I’m kind of tired of looking at wackyland out there you know.” As he gestured out the window at Discords playground, Twilight seemed to shake herself back together. “Er... Y-Yes! Yes, we do! But in order to do so, we need to get close enough to each of the other girls so I can do the memory transfer spell to break Discords control!” Andrew nods, happy that there is a actual plan of attack. As he moves forward Fluttershy gently nuzzles his hip and he smiles at her. While ignoring the death glare Angel Bunny was sending him. “Okay then, let's go do that, right now.” With that the Quartet leave Fluttershy’s cottage. *Outside the simulator.* As the image on the screen pauses, five of the mane six stare at Andrew with their jaws dropped. Discord as well joins in the stare, looking equally stunned at the turn of events they had just observer. Andrew on the other just stands there blushing bright red, yet also seeming to radiate a sense of being insufferably smug and pleased about what they had just observed. Finally Discord broke the staring match with a comment. “I must admit... I didn't think monkey boy had it in him... I mean that was a grade A brainwashing I did back then!” Rarity was the next to recover as she began to fan herself with a free hoof “Oh my....it was quite...a... stimulating.... kiss.... oh dear...” “Phew! Stimulating ya’ll say??? I reckon it was more than that! I swear Twi, if Andrew here kisses like that... How in Equestria do you and Fluttershy manage to even go around Ponyville not in a daze every day????" Twilight chuckled weakly in response to Applejacks question before turning aside and muttering under her breath “Note to self. Must schedule kissing experiment to determine coltfriend's true abilities.... dammit Shepherd if you have been holding out on me....” Scratching the back of his head, Andrew vainly tries to deflect some of the attention he is under. “Heh... well.. .I mean... it was... obviously stressful circumstances... right .. Fluttershy? Um Fluttershy?” Not hearing a response from his other Marefriedn, Andrew turns to see if anything is wrong. Before he can finish though he lets out a surprised yelp. As a lighting fast yellow pink hoof shoots out of seeming nowhere to grabs his collar and yank him off his feet. As she does this Fluttershy turns and GROWLS at Discord while gesturing with her other front hoof in the direction she is practically dragging Andrew towards. “Privacy field! THAT BUSH!... NOW!” Acting mainly by instinct to the tone Discord snaps his fingers and an opaque dome appears around one of the bush’s A dome that a wild eyed Fluttershy quickly yanks Andrew into. As his feet vanish behind the privacy screen the last thing everyone else hears is. “BUT I JUST GOT MY PELVIS FIXED!” Rainbow Dash blinked and then commented “Wow, I didn't think you could get a Doppler sound effect like that at ground level…” As noises and weak protests began to filter out of the dome Discord coughed and glanced at the other girls. Before asking uncertainly. “err…Yes.. I suppose... this is an intermission of the sim than?” The other girls, sporting blushes over what they are hearing just nod mutely.