It was dark all I can remember is slamming the steel banjo on one of the changlings head and brains going every where. Did I go mad? I was laughing like a crazy man after all. Maybe I was killed, there where alot of them and my stupid ass did take off all of my armor. I just can't belive I didn't know. Wait can I hear voices? Yes! Is it real though?
"He has been out for two weeks and little signs of recovery princess Celestia. I'm sorry but we did every thing we could." The sadness in the stallions voice bothers me. Wait did he say its over for me? What the hell happend?
"Are you sure doctor?" I need to wake up! BUCK! Come on do something you usless body!
"I'm sorry. Is there any loved ones that we can notify."
"My soldiers killed the last Moon. So no there is no family." She diserves heartach, but i'm not dead! DAMN IT!
"Was there any family friends?"
"When he was a colt he always talked about a zebra in the everfree." So much for her heartach.
"We will get on that right away ma'am." The door slammed behind him leaving only Celestia and me. Well that I know of I can't really open my eyes right now. I could feel her head on my chest, what kind of pony am I? I have hurt the mare that I loved and her sister. I should not be known as death, but as dead. Damn it that heart moniter is driving me nuts! HAHA I'M SUCH A BUCKING RETARD! Come on think of something that will raise my heart rate. THINK!
"Banjo I am so very sorry. You were hurt protecting the one you hate and all I did was sit there like nothing was happening. Please, for give me." The beeping stopped.
'No please tell me she didn't! No! Nononono please no.'
"I-I for.... give.... you." YES I DID IT! I talked now I have a chance. Just pray that she heard me.
The tears on my chest were warm, her sobbing was to loud for her to here me. 'BUCK! Come on move! Damn it move! Just get your bucking hand on HER!' I slowly begain to move my arm up towards her head that was still on my chest. I slowly begain to work my eyes open to be meet with a colorful mane over my eyes, it smelt of a fresh flower garden which only made it better. The free following colors were memorizing but I had to forget about it and move my hand closer.
"Ce-lesti-a I for gi-ve you. Please sto-p crying." My hand finally touched her soft mane making her jump. "Ju-st stop cry-ing." The tears only came faster when she saw it was me. Her white face had runny black mascara and tears every where. Her eyes were blood shot from crying so much but there was relife in them ovals. "Where i-s Lu-Luna?" Man they really bucked me up.
"Yo-your dead though! How is it possible!?" She looks like she has just seen a ghost. Well I am kinda was meant to be dead.
"Noth-ing can kill whats alre-ady dead Celestia. Just ask Chrysalis. Did I ki-ll all of em?" Worry filled my droopy eyes.
"No you killed all but 6. The royal guard was already there finishing what you started though." She was finally standing stright up cleaning her makeup. She was wearing a white strapless dress that came to her ankles. The trimings going around it was bright gold.
"For somepony I don't like I gota say your looking sexy." I shot her a wink, trying to lighten up the mood but the way I was talking was slow and pained. "Where is Luna at?" The look in Celestia's eyes only made it worse.
"Chrysalis has her Banjo." Her head hung low with makeup filled tears hitting the white floor. All I could do was look for my armor. No vail looking in the small white room. I brung my eyes back to the crying sun princess.
"Its ok, I will not let nothing happen to her. I need my armor and weapons tho." Her crying only picked up more. "Damn it Celestia!" Her eyes shot up to me in suprize to my words. "Celesta where is mah armor? Ya know ya can't stop me so where is it?!" My country tone only truly comes out when i'm pissed.
"I'll get it." The white horn on her head was wrapped in gold dust than 'POOF' my armor was on my lap. "Do you need clothes?"
"I shouldn't." I worked my hooves to the side of the soft bed. When I stood the nersing gown that wasn't tied fell to the floor.
"Oh my." The gasp from the princess made me look down only showing my many scars and pride. I must have lit up like the sun its self cause she couldn't stop looking. "A-are you sure you don't?"
"No thanks!" I rushed on my pair of boxer that just so happened to be next to the bed. "I'm good but could you close your mouth tho." Now I wasn't the only one blushing like crazy any more.
"Banjo you know you can't fly, right." I didn't even think to check on my wings. When I tried to open them I was only meet with pain and feathers hitting the floor. "They broke both of your wings... If it wasn't for the royal guard showing up they were going to make you flightless completly."
"Well that means i'm taking a train to Ponyville, When is the next one?"
"I'll teleport us to the station right now." The golen dust wrapped around Celestia and me soon the screams filled my ears just like before, but Celestia didn't even cring. I wounder if i'm the only one to hear them?
"Last call for Ponyville!" The stallion standing on the side of the train in a blue uniform. "LETS GO!" The train started to move slowly towards the town I hate.
"Got to go and I promise I will return with her, but if I don't you'll know I died trying." I was now in a full out run to catch the train.
"GOOD LUCK!" From the waving white princess before I grabbed the rail of the last train car still with out my chest or neck plate on. As I worked my way over the rail with only one hand I could hear hoof steps coming from inside of the train. The red door on the car opened to reville the same stallion yelling to get on.
"You now theres no free rides." The brown earth stallion just deadpaned looked me. As the smartass I was all I did was show him the neck piece to my armor. "Oh woop ey i'm so proud of you, how hard was it for you to steal that?" This guy was being the smartass now.
"When I got over this here rail ima show ya how hard it is to woop your ass."
"I'll be here waiting tough guy." He started to roll up his sleves which in return I laughed while getting over the rail. "So you ready?"
"Here let me tell you who I am first."
"HA country to formal. Can't make up your mind hu."
"Banjo Moon and your right."
"Last Moon I fought was your uncle. What was his name? Ah Stil Moon I think, well I couldn't tell over me killing him. Hell that makes it your stil that I blew up than. I'm suprized that didn't kill you or your mare."
"Oh you son of a bitch." I charged at him giving a good left hook to his ribs and a kick in the chest. He returned it with a bolt of dark magic into my chest that about threw me over the trains rail.
"Not bad. But I don't want to get my hands dirty." A wicked grin came to his face when is once brown eyes turned into the green eyes I feared. His brown horn turned into a ragged black horn with a crown groth behind it.
"Chyrisalis did you ever get my message?" I was now putting on my chest plate along with the signature neck guard.
"Yes I did but its a shame that I couldn't show you more, plus it wasn't nice to head butt me when I was doing you a favor." The smile I feared came to her face. And yes I do fear somethings.
"Buck you, is that how you got into my dreams? You used Luna? Does she even know i'm alive?"
"She won't need to. Because your stop is coming up." Damn that smile sends chills down my spine.
"Your jackasses broke my wings but that dosen't mean I can't kill you still." I gritted my teeth due to my wings were on fire.
"But I got magic and I know how to stop your flying kind easly." Her horn lit up with the same color green as her eyes. I let a smile fall onto my face with her pitty attempt.
"Luner armor stops all magic and I just so have my wings under it." I punched her square in the muzzle with a chuckle. "So its only hand-to-hand now bug bitch." My smile only got bigger.
"Wrong answer Banjo." Thing two I feared. The golden handled blade that I have been cut with so much by her. "Even though I can't rip you apart I can still throw you out of this train.
Some how we traded spots I had the door to my back and her back was to the rail. She gave a toothy smile before basting me through the door behind me. There was no pony in this car thankfully but I was soon being slashed at by the cursed blade. Doing every thing in my will to dodge it I was soon into a yellow walled car full of screaming ponys. The screams were just like those of a foal watching his parents getting murderd in front of them. Trust me I know this sound way to well. She shot me with her dark magic once again just to be thrown into a near by seat on my back. Just so happen Miss Heartstrings was right behind me. Before I got to say hi I was was keeping the blade from being pushed into my chest with my foe sitting on top of me. She got the blade close to my right arm cutting through the armor like butter into my flesh. I gritted my teeth doing every thing I could to get the blade out of my arm. Some how I got my hooves under Chyrsalis and I sent her bouncing off the roof of the train car. "I must say you ain't to bad with a fist fight but your right my stop is coming up."
"What do you mean Banjo? All I did was cut your arm!" She was dumb founded when I charged her wrapping my arms around her, I ran trough the train cars and threw her and my self over the railling that I first climed over.
The wind was great for today. The sun was shinning bright and birds in the air. The fields were beautiful green. Every thing was perfict. Time was in slow motion once we was in mid-air still going way to fast just to jump off I pushed the blue suited queen under me to brake the fall and to provent me any real hard injuries that I already didn't have. I could her her screaming under me but I could care less. A smile came to my lips as I lend in close to my meat sled. "I'll be seeing you later." We were still going pretty fast but that did not stop me from jumping off of her raveged body. As I hit the soft grass I rolled for a good 100 feet untill I came to a stop. I could still her her sceaming a couple hundred yards away. The adrenaline I had earlier was completely gone, I was feeling every thing too. Ponyville was just in ear shot as I watched the train begain to slow to the station.
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3 minutes of limping and pain.
The town was covered in ponys, manly mares though. I was walking through the center of this lovable place and all eyes where on me. There care free eyes burned my soul with every gasp or 'My Celestia'.
"HI THERE!" I spun around putting my bloody hand around the trought of a pink mare.
"Shit! Miss Pie i'm very sorry!" Dropping her, them blue happy eyes meet my killing pupils. "Are you ok? I did not mean to!"
"Its ok my pinkie sences told me that was going to happen, but I didn't know by who! But I guess it was you cause...." I complete lost track of the fast paced speach of the hyper mare. The blue skirt she had on bounced when she did but only came up to her pink knees. The lighter pink T-shirt that only covered her chest making her brest look bigger than what they already where. The three party ballons that were on her right arm was funny, the two out side ones blue and the middle yellow.
"Miss Pie.... Miss Pie." I finally covered her mouth with my sore hand. "Miss Pie could you just point the way to the hospital please."
"SURE!" The large some how fitting her face smile was happiness its self. I followed her finger pointing to a large gray building with a hay roof. "Its right over there Banjo! Oh and i'll let AJ and BM know your here!" Practicly yelling at me.
"How did you know...." She was gone just like that. Not even a hoof print to follow. "I need to keep tabs on her." I limped my way to the gray building with a big red cross over the doors.
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Waiting room of the hospital.
I pushed open the large door and limped into the gray room. Chairs lined the wall to my left and right. The reptionst desk on front of me and a wooden door next to it.
"Can I help you?" I didn't even see Red Heart sitting behind the desk reading a news paper.
"Could a fine young mare like ya self help lil old me by any chance?" In the most romantic voice I know just to mess with her. The news paper blocking her light blue eyes shot to the desk with a thud and her mouth gapping. "What you go from nurse to fly trap?" She jumped over the desk rapping me in a tight hug making me cring some.
"I thought you was dead! Canterlot sent back med reports saying that Celestia pulled the plug on you! But how? Your still.." I covered her mouth with my hand stoping a game of 20 questions before it starts.
"I said that you will have to fix me up again didn't I? Well here I am." Removing my chest and neck plates showing wrapping that are completely red and covered in dirt.
"We need to get you cleaned up stat!" With this said she grabbed my hand taking me behind the wooden door to a empty white exsamining room with a metal table and a sink with cabnets over it. "Lets get you cleaned up." I complete removed my armor leaving me only in my boxers making the white mare in blue scrubs blush.
"Lets get the pain over with shall we?" This is going to hurt, ALOT.