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// Something New 
// Story: When suddenly... !!! 
// by Crowquill Symphony 
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        Daring Do stood in the-
“Okay, stop, stop, stop. I’m just not feeling it this time…” 
Rainbow Dash was lying on the bed she shared with Big Macintosh, an exasperated look on her face. She shook her head and pulled her pith helmet off. “I’m sorry Mac, I just can’t do this anymore. I mean, I’m really glad you were willing to do this, but…”
Mac nodded and pulled the fake mustache he wore off. “I just, y’know, wanna actually do it!” Dash said, pulling her vest off. The room was covered in various pictures of ruins and jungle environments, each a testament to another interrupted love making session. She sighed and sat down, head down and gaze on the floor. 
“Y’wanna try somethin’ else?” Mac rubbed a hoof along his wife’s back, trying to cheer her up. 
“I dunno Mac; I mean, what sort of role-playing thing could we do quick enough that no one would be able to interrupt us?” 
Mac had actually been thinking of giving up the idea of role playing, but at the thought of fast role-playing, he suddenly had an idea. He leaned over and whispered hurriedly in Dash’s ears, and she suddenly perked up. 
“Oh, it is so! On!”
El Bandito Grande crept into the home of his secret lover, the lovely daughter of the pegasus rain merchant Blue Cumulus. He crept to her bedside, his mask concealing his eyes from her, his wide brimmed hat and cape dark against the night sky. Her eyes fluttered and locked on him, and with a quick flourish, he removed his hat and spoke to the mare. “Señora Sky Mane, I have come to your estate to reclaim your father’s greatest treasures for the people.”
She laughed softly, giving him a seductive look. “Oh Bandito, my father’s greatest treasures cannot be given to the people.” She pushed her blankets off seductively, giving him a pair of irresistible bedroom eyes. “But you may be able to take it for yourself.”
No words were exchanged between the two, but they pulled each other together, sharing kisses in the Mexicolt moonlight.
It was a time neither would forget.


	Rainbow Dash and Big Macintosh lay beneath their covers, drenched in sweat and holding each other close, cuddling and sharing the occasional kiss. 
“Wow.” Rainbow said. “That was totally awesome. Great idea Mac.” 
“Eeeyup.” 
She let out a giggle, and pulled her stallion closer to herself. “Y’know, we should really do this again soon. You got any other ideas?”
“Eeeyup.”
“Yahoo! That’s so great! Ooh! We should throw a party!”
The lover’s eyes went wide, and looked into the room. There, at the foot of their bed was Pinkie Pie, sitting with popcorn and smiling widely.
“P-Pinkie…” Dash stammered, “How long were you watching?”
Pinkie chuckled and took another bite of popcorn. “Oh, you know. I kinda started watching around the ‘El Bandito Grande’ part, and then you two started oh, hey! Where you going Dash? Oh, Mac, what’s the rope for?”


	“And that’s the story of Sugarcube Corner!” Pinkie sat on a simple cot across from Berry Punch, who was staring at her with a strange look on her face. 
“Yeah, great story.”
“Uh huh! And maybe later I’ll tell you how I wound up in Ponyville Prison!” Pinkie smiled widely as the prison lights went out. She heard Berry lay down on her own cot, and lay down on hers in response. “By the way, what are you in for Berry?”
“Petty theft, public drunkenness, and assault.”
“… I don’t think I can throw a party for that.”