I love College: By: Yuki Harima
At the local Fillydelphia College, an intense party took place. The aftermath of the party was devastating. Outside there were random ponies passed out. Some were asleep on the ground. There’s a mattress that seemed to be thrown out the window on the front lawn with other ponies asleep on it. Some of the ponies were even passed out in a small kiddie pool. The trees were filled with toilet paper and passed out pegasi trying to rest that hangover.
The inside of the house didn’t fare either. Red solo cups were littered all over the ground. Someponies had words and pictures scribbled across their faces and chests. One pony was passed out over the toilet that was filled to the brim with vomit.
On the couch passed out, was Berry Punch who was sleeping next to a grey stallion. The sun starts to shine through the window and is reaching towards Berry Punch. She starts to grumble and stirs in her makeshift bed to avoid the bright light. Unfortunately for her, the light was persistent and woke her up.
“Uggg…what happen last night. Ow…my head.” Berry Punch drowsily said, while rubbing the migraine that was forming with her hoof. She looks around the room to find out where she’s at. “Where did this stallion come from? Also…ow…What happen last night?”
As Berry Punch got up from the couch a DVD fell off her lap and onto the floor. What was written on the DVD was Last Night. She just stares at the DVD wondering where it came from.
“Well this DVD said Last Night on it. “Berry Punch inspects it. “I should check it out to find out what the hell happened last night.”
Berry Punch grabs the DVD in her mouth She walks up to a TV while avoiding the bodies of unconscious ponies lying on the floor. She puts it in and press play.
Music appears in the background as the video shows Berry Punch walking in to the college frat house. Ponies everywhere were drinking bottles of beer while some unicorns started to bring in some beer kegs.
Inside the frat house, there were ponies dancing to some of the music. Some were in the corner smoking some weed. Berry punch walked up to those ponies and gave them a broohoof.