Equestrian Mercenaries.

by JT


Oh God, I f%*@#$ed up her hair

Rarity had just been trotting down pony boulevard when a rather fast moving giant bee, just came by and incinerated part of her lovely mane. She screamed at the top of her lungs and immediately headed off towards Twilight's library to search for a remedy for burnt and missing hair.

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Twilight had buried her face in her hooves. "This is not good, not good at all."

Elijah seemed sceptical. "Why? i know someone might of just been shot, but by the sound of it, it only grazed their hair."
This seemed to only panic Twilight more.

"No, you see Rarity is quite eccentric when it comes to her appearence."

As soon as Twilight finished her sentence, the door burst open, revealing a rather pissed off, white unicorn, who had a blazing trail of smoke curling off her neck.

"TWILIGHT, I NEED YOUR HEL-!"

Rarity stopped when she saw Mark and Elijah standing there, they were both terrifying in their own way, but something about how pinkie was next to the big one kind of eased her down enough to not faint.
She immediately wondered who or what these strange creatures are.

"Um, hello. Who are you?"

The biggest one stood up straight.

"Who am I? WHO AM I?"


He sucked in a deep breath and yelled at the top of his lungs.

"I'M KING PERBY!"






Rarity awoke to Twilight's voice, her eyes opened and the mares face soon came into view.

"Rarity? Rarity? Are you okay?"

"Just peachy dear. Oh, I had a terrible dream, you were catering an insufferable Barbarian who yelled that he was King kirby or Something."

"Actually it was King Perby."