Luna was watching the Big Bang Theory.
"So come-on lemon (Bernadette) make me a sandwhich (rocket) because froggy (Howard) wants to come home."
"Ohohohoh, that was such a humorous code!" Commented Luna.
"Psst Princess!"
"Oh your back? Ahem the letter if you'd please."
She then opened the letter.
"Ooh, this will certainly be a challenge, next is... Diamond Tiara, but it seems we'll be going to that other world for this one."
We go through the magic mirror & enter the Equestria Girls version of our realm, So the CMC have been assigned to pet sit Spike until Twilight & her family return from vacation. It was the last day of them watching over Spike, they were walking him but that's when Diamond Tiara & her cohort Silver Spoon arrived in a limo to attempt to bully them once again.
"Aw isnt this just cute Sweetie dumbbelle is walking a mutt while Applebimbo is walking a chicken." Said Silver Spoon.
"I don't even think these losers will be good at watching animals!" Commented Diamond Tiara.
That's when Spike went in & bit Diamond Tiara in the leg.
"Ah!" She then shook Spike off & he was growling viciously.
"You mutt!" she then kicked Spike.
"Hey, leave Spike alone!" Snapped Scootaloo.
"Men, take the dog!"
"Yes ma'am!"
The 2 muscly men then grabbed Spike, threw him in a kennel & held the CMC back as Diamond Tiara & Silver Spoon entered her limo.
"Later suckers!"
Spike was wimpering in fear. soon we make it to Diamond tiara's mansion!
"Okay boys, you're all free for today, Silver spoon, I have some "Private Business" to attend to so please leave me alone."
"Okay, see you tomorrow."
then they did their thing.
"Bump bump, sugar lump rump!"
As soon as the door closed...
"Okay dog, I'm makng you my bitch!"
With that, she took off her clothes & got Spike out of the kennel! Even if it was small, it was hard as steel Spike thought he could use the opportunity to escape, but why would he pass up the chance to have that kind of fun with a human.
Later...
"We're really sorry Twi."
"It-it's o.. NO IT'S NOT OKAY!!! I TREATED THAT DOG LIKE A SON I EVEN FREAKING TU..." she was cutoff from a ringing at the doorbell.
Twilight Sparkle opened the door revealing Diamond tiara with a satisfied face & holding a sleeping Spke.
"Here!" She said, handing spike over.
"You 3 are off the hook!"
"(I'll see you later tonight in my dreams little guy heh, heh, heh.)"
THE END
"Man, that was short, maybe because the author of this story didn't really like Equestria girls! Awell, next letter!"