//------------------------------// // Chapter 2: Shit Has Been Changed Up // Story: Jason's Equine Discovery // by EarthTrack //------------------------------// Editor's Note: I apologize for the length of this chapter, but this isn't a fanfic to be taken seriously, and I don't really give a fuck. Enjoy! Jason turned away from the group of ponies and back over to the body laying on the floor. He gave out a loud, satisfied cackle; however he quickly shut the fuck up after realizing that he had killed a man in cold blood. Nothing in his mind made him feel regret, and having the ponies around made him feel even more comfortable. He had thoroughly enjoyed his time with the tiny sparkly bitches, even if they did not. Jason turned back around to the ponies. “Girls. How about you stick with me for a while?” “Actually…” The blue winged pony asked. “We could use your help.” Jason was interested. “What do you need?” The ponies all glanced at each other nervously. “I’ll explain when we get back to your place.” The 7 of them walked silently back to Jason’s apartment. Jason’s heart was pounding with angst and excitement. These things had visited him from Satan-knows-where, and he was prepared to do some kick-ass sock beating in pony land or wherever the little bastards came from. After they finally arrived at Jason’s apartment, they noted that the unconscious douchebag’s body had disappeared. There was also a visible, nay, fucking vibrant trail of blood in the direction opposite the one they had come. Jason unlocked his door, and they went inside. “So, what happens now?” Asked Jason. “Well…” Began the blue pony. “In our world there is a leader. And her name is Princess Celestia. Although, for some time now, she’s been facing incredible resistance from another creature. His name is Discord.” “So, you want me to fuck him up?” Asked Jason, excited. “Essentially, we need you to ‘defeat’ him. The method of doing it is up to you.” This time, the statement was coming from the purple pony with the sparkles on her ass. “Although there’s one little problem.” Began the blue pony again. “We need something or someone to sacrifice to Princess Celestia. That’s our only method of inter-dimensional travel. Courtesy of Pinkie Pie.” The pink pony smiled and nodded. “Wait, so all you need is something to sacrifice and we’re good? Consider it done as a dirty deed!” Jason ran upstairs with the sock. From downstairs, the ponies heard several hitting noises screaming, and something being dragged across the upstairs floor. Jason returned with his item for sacrifice. A dead apartment dweller with a bloodied mouth and mangled nose. “We ready?” He asked. “Uh… that’ll work!” Exclaimed the blue pony. “Just lay him down by the big screen thingy that Pinkie came out of.” Jason assumed that she meant the monitor, and dropped the sorry bastard’s body next to it. “Now just leave it to us.” Said Pinkie. The 6 of them gathered around the dead body and the monitor and chanted simultaneously. “O csienrsp tcseliea! Nirgb tnou oyu ruo rhoe ojnsa the heqsuvnira of lvie! Gbinr froht na ned to stih medasns! Bginr fhort iscuejt grinb hortf cytvroi! Inrgb rtfoh iscujte!” Nothing appeared to be happening. Jason thought for a moment that the ponies may simply be trying to fuck with him, but he dismissed the batshit crazy notion. The ponies knew that if they angered Jason, he’d smash their pretty fucking faces in. Jason raised one eyebrow, but the ponies attempted it once more. “O CSIENRSP TCSELIEA! NIRGB TNOU OYU RUO RHOE OJNSA THE HEQSUVNIRA!” Jason felt the ground start to shake. His vision was blurring and everything around him was beginning to turn red. Including the ponies’ pupils. “GBINR FROHT NA NED TO STIH MEDASNS!” The ponies voices sounded as though they were in G-Major. Every other part of their eyes turned black in color and their bodies were beginning to change to a shade of red. Jason could hardly see, and the ground was shaking furiously. BGINR FHORT ISCUEJT GRINB HORTF CYTVROI! Jason was losing consciousness. INRGB RTFOH ISCUJTE! With that, everything went white, and Jason lost all hope of being conscious.