MLP- My Little Poems
1. CELESTIA, OH CELESTIA!
Celestia, oh Celestia!
The grandest ruler can be,
Somepony looks up to you,
A VSP!
A VSP, oh, a VSP,
A Very Special Pony, as special as can be!
With her purple mane, and her little pink streak,
Twilight Sparkle, like you she wants to be!
She wants to be, oh she wants to be,
Twilight Sparkle, like you she'd like to be!
She and her friends,
Friends until the end!
'Till the end, oh 'till the end,
Elements of harmony are PFFs!
Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash,
Flutters, AJ, and Rarity!
Six best friends, oh six best friends,
They'll defeat all their foes, forever in hoof!
The six of them against one,
What're the odds of that?
What're the odds of that, oh what are the odds of that?
They always succeed, and Pinkie celebrates!
Celestia tells them, what they gotta do,
She orders them around, oh does Celestia!
Celestia, oh Celestia,
The grandest ruler can be,
Somepony looks up to you,
A VSP!
Celestia, oh Celestia,
Welcome Twi with welcome arms,
Congrats to her on being a princess,
And help her be a star!
2. PRINCESS x4
A little princess runs around,
Trying to find what to do,
"Spike, there aren't books about this,
What should I do?"
"Send a letter to Celestia?"
suggests her assistant, Spike.
"No way, she's not my mentor
Anymore,
So she expects me to
Figure
Things
OUT!"
The princess yelled,
The dragon flinched,
And munched on his favorite dish,
He knew what to do,
But Twilight, you'll hate me,
Won't you?
He thought this to himself,
And better he felt,
Note to self,
Don't become Twilight!
Nopony's perfect, but who cares!
She's loving, funny, caring, and of course she shares!
But she can be crazy,
When she doesn't know what to do,
I'll just write to Celestia,
You won't tell, will you?
With that the little dragon
Rolled up the note,
And sent it to the princess,
The oldest one, of course.
Two little princesses,
"Twilight, don't fret,
Celestia'll understand,
You bet!
She's loving, understanding,
Just like you,
You're like a big sister,
And I love you!"
"Thanks Spike,"
Cried the princess,
"But you should understand,
You don't like to disappoint,
And neither do I!
You to me,
And me to her,
We look up,
And that's okay,
But I can't ask her about every little problem!"
Spike shrugged. "But you do anyway!"
Celestia arrived,
Twilight couldn't believe her eyes,
Celestia was smiling,
And even nodding!
"I must warn you,"
Celestia said,
"Luna's coming, she bumped her head.
I took her to the doctor,
Right before this,
I'm sorry we're late!
Now we have...
Three little princesses!"
All in a row,
Twilight Sparkle
Motioned to Spike to fix his bow
Tie, she felt everything must be perfect.
And it looked it.
Everything neatly arranged,
Even a little section for games,
The princesses talked,
Twi got a book,
And everypony was happy.
Even Spike.
"Told you so,"
Whispered the dragon.
And Twilight smiled.
Four little princesses!
At a princess party,
With friends invited,
Princes,
And even a certain dragon.
A lot of fun,
A tee-shirt that said "You're #1",
Cadance, Celestia,
Twilight, and Luna,
And they were friends,
Happy as could be.
3. Why Did Equestrian Candy Storms Disappear?
Oh my!
Look at the time- The storm is coming soon,
The drip, drip, dripping droplets, flood across the room.
The chocolate milkshake, plitter platter, falls across the floor,
A gust of wind and magic, wants to show them more.
In the rain, the foals play,
The storm continues every day,
Chocolate rain, candy clouds,
They'd all eat it, if allowed.
Then "Help me! Help me!" they all scream,
Because now the storm is getting mean,
The chocolate doesn't want to play,
It wants to sweep the town away,
"Go swimming!" calls candy's cry,
"They're eating my friends, before my eyes!"
"This will not do," agrees the wind,
"Come on everyone, let's sweep them in!"
The friends of the storm laugh with glee,
Ice cream lightning struck a tree,
"This will scare them," said Ice cream,
"They won't follow us, so it seems."
Wind howls,
Like an owl,
All the fillies scream,
Nice Thunder, who's a mother, says "That was really mean!"
"Aww, Thunder, lighten up," says the ice cream lightning,
"But those poor people down there must think you're very frightning!"
And they do, so it seems,
On her brother, a filly leans
"I want to go home," she then mutters,
"Don't want to worry Father and Mother!"
But at home, they already are,
"By now they must be very far!"
A mother cries,
And wipes her eyes
And then she calls
"Oh my!
Our foals gone,
Is this all our fault?"
"No," the father comforts Mother,
"At least the foals are together!"
They drive away, in their car,
To look everywhere, here and afar,
Then ice cream lightning strikes a tree,
"The storm must stop, you see,
Our fillies and colts are at stake,
And us parents would appreciate
If you'd give them back to us,
I'm sure of them you've had enough!"
"No way,
We want them for at least a day,
That will teach the little kids
Not to mess around the winds,
The magic sparkles, pixie dust,
I'll hypnotize until they get enough!"
"And that is now!"
Father yells.
"Okay, okay,
Have it your way!
But this storm will not return
For fifty years or maybe more!"
"Fine by me,
Because, you see,
You crazy storm, you're so mean!"
The foals ran to their parents: "Yay!
We're back, and we hate rain!
And chocolate and candy, and ice cream, too!"
"Silly children, just be you,
Not everyone's the same,
Maybe if you try a candy bar, You'll like it better than chocolate rain!"
Father cried,
"And all those candy stuff lied,
You foals are very nice,
And that's enough for me!"
And regular rain came crashing down,
The foals cheered,
"Not another drop of chocolate, for over fifty years!
Water, water, drip drip drip,
The storm took us on quite a trip!
We'll tell you later, as you see,
It's past our bedtime, you said to me!"
The colts and fillies then fell fast asleep,
And didn't say another peep,
And the weather became normal,
For another fifty years!
Until a crack in Discord's stone...
And a laugh.