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// Pinkie Pie found my computer really quick 
// Story: Birthday Wish 
// by Midnight Spawn 
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Hello, everypony! Is there anypony from Equestria here? I'm so happy to meet all of you! This magic thingamajig is really fun! What do you want to talk about? What kind of things do you like? I'm not sure what I like because I hit my really hard but my friend Fluttershy really likes animals and I mean REALLY likes them and they like her so it works great oh! do you want to meet her? That would be so much fun! She's shy but she loves making new friends especially animal friends are any of you animals? haha that would be crazy talk! Of course you're all ponies! anything else just wouldn't make sense. Like james, he's never making any sense. He wants me to just sit around inside but I just can't because there's just so many new friends to make outside! I met one strange pony but he wasn't very nice so I gave him a good talking to young mister and he ran home in shame. I don't think any of you should be his friends until he says he's sorry then you can be best friends FOREEEVER!

Post #2
Did you see the face I made in the chapter title? It looks happy :D:D:D:D What else can this magic thingamajack do? Can it make cupcakes? Ooooh, that would be so cool! I loooove cupcakes even though all I've seen are pictures but they just look so good and now I have to make some but I don't know how and somepony has to show me. Oh! And say hi to Fluttershy because now she's here too! Fluttershy wants to say hi and that you're all very nice ponies. Okay, maybe I spoke for her but of course that's what she wants to say! Hey look there's me! I'm famous! That's so cool I've always wanted to be famous I mean I think I have because who doesn't? It's really hard to press these tiny letters and they're all messed up but it somehow know what I want to say and changes it so it's easier for me! I LOVE this magic thing! I wonder why James didn't tell me about it beofre because Fluttershy says she doesn't know anything about it or how it works but all you have to do is touch the buttons and all your friends can talk to you sort of! Have any of you had cupcakes before? Can you teach me how to make them? Oh and Fluttershy too! If I'm famous does that mean everpony knows who i am? That would be so great because then I could walk down the streets and everypony would want to talk to me and I could make friends really fast!

Post #3
Hello again! Just kidding I never left! Fluttershy wants to look at this magic typing but I want to keep talking with you! I don't think I should give it to her because we should be polite to our guests and I feel like you're my guests! Ooh! Do you all want to come over to my house? We could throw a party! Then Fluttershy could look at this typing all she wants and I could still talk to you!

Post #4
Fluttershy says she has to go feed the animals now and I wanna go see but I'm having so much fun talking to you! Why can't I do both??! I know! I'll go feed the animals now then we can talk tonight. But you have to Pinkie Promise that you'll be here to talk tonight, all right? Do it! Did you do it? I'll be back tonight and we can talk some more! I want to know what you do for fun! But Fluttershy says we can see some cute squirrels and what if this is a once in a lifetime chance? I have to go now so we can be back before James wakes up from his nap. Bye, everypony! Don't forget so we can talk tonight!

Post #5
Wow, look at all these ponies that want to talk to me! I really am famous! That makes me want to sing but I won't because you can't hear me! Or can you? lalalalalala did you hear that? Is there a thingy on this for that? I never was very good at magic.  I have so much I want to say right now but these letters are tiny they should make them bigger like as big as the floor. Ooh ooh then you could dance on it to talk with your friends! Do you think James can do that? Nah, he's a horrible dancer! I think Fluttershy should teach him how to really dance then he could shake his booty at the surprise party I'm throwing him! Oops, I said it. Don't tell him, okay? Then it wouldn't be a surprise party it would be a unsurprise party which isn't as much fun. I learned a new word today! It's Fluffernutter! I don't know what it means, but it's fun to say! You should try it! It'll make you smile :D I'll say it with you: Fluffernutter Fluffernutter! Haha! Did you have a fun day? My day was grrrreat but James was being a boring pants. When he woke up all he did was give us instructions for dinner and leave for work. I wonder where he works? I just realized I don't know! Wait, what if he works at a cupcake factory? And he didn't invite me? Now I'll never know what the fox says OR what a cupcakes taste like! You ponies should come over and we can make some! I live right next to the road, so you know where to look. You said you're not ponies like James, but that would be silly! Imagine a bunch of James's walking around. I'm so glad I met you guys though! Do you want to hear a joke? Okay, why was the horse in such great shape? Go ahead, guess. Because he was on a stable diet! Get it? Stable! Haha! Okay one more, when does a horse talk? hee hee, you'll never get this one. Whinney wants to! hee hee! Did you laugh? Sometimes I like to laugh for no reason at all because it's fun and makes me happy :D Just like that face I just made. James said he would be home soon, and I want to show him all the friends I made, okay? But you have to smile really big for him because he's always so nervous I have to loosen him up sometimes. Have you ever tried to go to sleep but you just couldn't because you were laughing at something that happened that day? I think that's gonna happen tonight and I'm excited because maybe I can get James and Fluttershy to laugh with me then we can tell more funny stories until we explode! Not for real explode, of course. I hope James hurries! :D

My Post
I am SO sorry about that, guys. I fell asleep, and I didn't even think about checking my comments before I went to work, and... *sigh* oh well, no harm done. This is Pinkie Pie we're talking about. The only bad news is that she knows how to use my computer now.
Again, I'm sorry you got spammed. I'll delete it, I promise!
Okay, okay, I won't delete it! I will move it all to one chapter, though. Tomorrow. I need one good night's sleep with no interruptions, then I'll be on my feet again.
GAH! A surprise party?!
Okay, there is no way I am having a party with my parents asleep in the other room! *sigh* forget about a post tonight. Besides, you guys got several today thanks to a hyper-active pink mare. Heh, I love her, but this isn't going to be a walk in the park...