"WHY AM I EVEN CALLING YOU DAD? FOR ALL I KNOW YOUR JUST LIKE THAT VOICE I TALK TO!" Screaming into the never ending darkness was only making me madder. For all I know i'm just in a dream. A dream.. A DREAM!
"Luna are you there? Fuck theres a way to get her attention in this realm it was even in training. Damn it, mabe this ain't a dream." At this moment brainstorming was doing nothing.
"You has called for thy presence?"
'If that worked I promise i'll never shit talk that gray stallion ever again.'
'I hope not. That stallion was a good soldier of mine and a good father too... Banjo is there something wrong?' Damn forgot she can do that.
'No I just forgot you can read another pony's thoughts. Can we talk face to face my princess?' The darkness was no longer around me. The ground that was beneth my hooves was actually... Holy shit i'm on the moon. Equis is pretty from here. It kinda looks like that planet "Earth" as Lyra talks about all the time.
"As you wish my pony." I didn't even see princess Luna next to me. With out staring for to long she was just drop dead gorgeous. Her mane and tail matching the beautiful night sky. They where free flowing in a breeze that wasn't even there. On her night blue fur arm was the cutie mark of a crescent moon over three white clouds. She had on a night sky colored dress that came to her knees that also hugged all of her gorgeous curves. And her beautiful blue eyes, I think i'm lost in them things. "You know if you keep it up your going to make me blush."
"OH! I so sorry my princess. Please forgive me." She says she might well I beated her to the chase. I hope she can tell. Fuck never mind she is giggling at me.
"So what has one of my former guards need from me?"
"Luna I am dreaming right? Before I begain."
"Indeed you are."
"I was..." 'Shes going to think im crazy.'
'You are not crazy Banjo just say what is on your mind.' Damn it. I need to start working on my poker face so she won't do that.
"I was dead earlyer my princess. And I saw my father. Of me never knowng him I had one chance and I blew it. Could he ever forgive me?"
"I see why not. What would cause him not to love his only son that he rasied on his own?"
"What do you mean my princess?"
"Please you served next to me with top secret battle plans to ad the Crystal kingdom, start calling me Luna dear Banjo."
"Yes princ.. Miss Luna." Can't even talk to a mare with out tripping on my own words.
"Did he not tell you?" All I did was shake my blond mane. "Oh dear I feared this may have happend. What made you.. um die my pony?" Is she uneasy knowing I died?
"Just Banjo Miss Luna and i'm not to sure. All I remember was blocking Applejack and Big Mac from my exploding stil, after that I just died in AJ's arms. So what made me die I am not sure of."
"I see. This is very strange indeed."
"Yes and I fear i'm bleeding out on poor Fluttershy's floor Miss Luna."
"If you say so Banjo. Just a heads up your going to be in great pain my pony. And I shall be in ponyville in a day or two. So clean your self up and be on the look out. And Miss Fluttershy is a ally so don't worry to much."
"As you wish my princess...... What about my mother?"
"I'm sorry Banjo. This I can not tell you. It will be one of your greatest battles. I only wish the best of luck to you, Banjo Moon. Guard of the night." Just like it was in the death realm every thing fadded to the real world.
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Real time. morning just a couple hours later.
'Push the pain out of your mind and think of anything else but pain, remember when you get caught find a way out with no kills and no pony knowing' With this in mind I could smell freashly chopped apples with a hint a carrots.
As I eased my eyes open I could see Celestia's sun just looking over the morning mountians. Theres something on me though? Warm, fluffy..... Oh no its that damn rabbit of hers. Even though he is a rabbit I swear that thing looks in your soul. "Easy does it. Please don't wake up." Luck was finally on my side he is a hard sleeper.
'Lets see... Pants are still on. Fresh bandages. No hangover? Hell this is a good morning already!'
I slowly worked my way out of the warm bed I was put in, making sure not to wake that fucker up. As I eased my way threw the room something was off. 'Dresses in the closet. Flowers on the night stand. Angle in the bed.. Oh man I hope I did not make her sleep on her couch. Ok anyways need to find the stairs.' As I went threw the room like a mouse, making my way to the wooden door. Easly opened it with no problem next task at hand, not fall down these steps and flying is out of the question.
Fluttershy was in the kitchen humming a lullaby to her self. As I got to the last step rather quickly she was still humming. From what I could tell she had on a long light pink night gown that matched her tail and mane. Her carmal colored fur was shinning in the suns early rays. But thats all I could get on her be for I found my self stairing at her flank for some reason.
'Ok new goal not to scare Fluttershy, man thats going to be hard she's got her ears facing every direction. Shit is that whats left of her door?! HA made short work of that thing.... Damn just another thing on todays to do list, fix Fluttershy's door'
"Oh your up" What somepony say something? Oh... so much for not letting her see me.
"Um yea. Sorry for your door." I could feel a sheepish grin coming on my face.
"Its ok. If I can ask, why did you have such bad wounds on your back?" Man the more worried she gets the more I can actually hear her.
"Oh them.... I'll let AJ tell you about that story. Wait does anypony know i'm here?!" With that said I rushed to were the door was once at looking outside for any thing alarming.
"No, not that I know of anyways."
"Thank Luna."
"Wait you mean Celestia right? Though theres nothing wrong with Luna I kind of prefer her nights." Fuck she don't bend over backwards for the sun goddess but no risks.. I need to go now. Need to find my armor.
"I must take my leave. Thank you for your help and i'll be sure to get that door fixed!" That was all I said before I made a mad dash for the Everfree.
"THATS THE EVERFREE YOU"LL DIE OUT THERE!" Was all I heard from the shy mare before I was neck deep in danger.
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Twenty minutes later.
'Last turn before..... Home...' I hit rock bottom at the sight of my once called home. Every thing was burnt to ashes. Nothing was left of anything, all but my secret tunnel fifty paces from my remanning metal of the stil. Here was only big enough to hide my armor made only for me. It was dark purple, perfict for night time attacks. Chest plate, helmet, arm guards, leg guards, sword, recurve bow with six arrows, and neck guard with the crescent moon in th middle.
'Fuck helped by Celestia's element of kindness. How much more can this get fucked up. The only other luner guards are ran by the royal guard. I know AJ is a element but she could never snitch on me.... Would she?' My mind was running like crazy at this point. 'No she would never do that. I trust her with my life. Well words gona spread about the explosion... Wheres that voice when you need him? Wait could I have been killed seine? No impossible.'
"Ok. Look over the area one last time and we can go back to the hive boys."
'Fuck that voice sounds like... Wait its not royal guards. Hive? Oh no please don't tell me I forgot about the changglings. I'm so fucked!' Like before more thoughts was fired into what ever I had left of a clear mind. 'Ok theres more than one that I know. But the scouts are poorly trained and almost weaponless. I can take them easly, I hope anyways. FUCK! What to do, what to do.....'