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// Opening Letter To The Readers 
// Story: The Equiteer 
// by Doctor Monochrome 
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The Equiteer
By Doc Monchrome 
in collaboration with
The Lord Insanty (A.K.A The Lord Fanboy)


Opening Letter to the Reader(s):

Dear Reader,

If you are reading this, you have found something that, I regret to say, you should not be reading. This whole package contains spells, magic, technological device blueprints, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera: all of which can be potentially used to tear and destroy reality as you, or I, know it.
If you are Hell-bent to have revenge against the dupe who snatched your girlfriend's affections, resorting to the widely arrayed paradoxical pulverizers of physicality enclosed within is NOT the best, much less the most useful, way to go. Consider instead, forgiveness. Or if you must enact revenge, a whoopie cushion and a set of high school embarrassment rituals are FAR safer than the total destruction of the universe.

No? You don't wish to stop? You're not a teen bent on revenge? Well then by all means proceed...with caution

I am Monochrome...Doctor Monochrome. I, dear reader, am a member of the equine species most commonly known as the pony. You may have seen me, and yet you may not have seen me. To jog your memory, I hail from the land of Equestria: a fictional universe existing within a popular little girl's toy franchise in your dimension. I will leave my specific details silent for now.

Inside is the story of a human. A human who helped save our land. A human, whom we are all indebted to. A human who, without, all of us ponies would perish.


Without further ado, 
Monochrome.