"Thank you, the next ship shall be...oh, of course this one would happen, its only the most common Spike ship 2nd to Sparity ever!!"
She rolled her eyes at this!
"The next one is Twilight Sparkle, I know of course someone would put in this ship, & all of you wish for something very out of the ordinary like maybe Spilda or Spyra, but it seems we get another Spilight or Twispike if you'd prefer, let's get this over with as they'd say."
It was a beautiful morning in Ponyville & Twilight got up before Spike did so she could make breakfast this time (Yeah, HEY TWILIGHT, read the fanfictions here in this website & you'll just have to accept the fact that you suck as a chef!). She got a brand new cookbook called "Learning How Cook Before Your Kids Wake-Up!". She tried everything in the book but she still fails at making a meal for herself, honestly if Spike moved out, she'd starve to death, either by studying to damn long or if she was just hungry. Spike woke-up to the smell of pancake batter.
"(She's making breakfast again? How many cookbooks must I incinerate in order for her to realize she's just as bad a chef as Sweetie Belle?)" The 17 year old dragon thought.
Spike hopped out of bed & walked to the kitchen, uh-oh, smoke! Spike ran inside to see what was going on. The stove was on fire.
"Oh, good morning Spi-" She was cut-off
"Outta the way Twilight!" Spike grabbed Twilight by her shoulders & placed her on her usual spot at the dinning table. Twilight looked into Spike's eyes & she felt something in her heart, she never looked at Spike so close-up before. Spike was just a child to her before, but as Spike got older he also got wiser, even realizing his pursuit for rarity would never happen & let her go. Twilight's eyes were sparkling after witnessing a close up of Spike's handsome face. Spike then used a fire osmosis spell to absorb all the fire into his body. Twilight was now looking at Spike a different way, his muscly body was muy macho & he was taller than any stallion. Twilight was imagining herself as a princess riding on a carriage with her handsome...
"Hey Twi, the fire's out."
"Oh, it is?"
"Yeah, & this book will be burned like the rest so you'll never do this again!"
"No!" She then jumped at Spike
*CRASH BANDICOOT!!!*
Twilight was now on top of Spike, she was now lying on Spike's well chiseled biceps. Spike was a little embarrassed at the situation they were in & so was Twilight. They starred into each other's eyes without even noticing what has happened. Could they be falling in love with one another? Well, They have known each other since childhood, and know a whole ton about the other, their hopes, fears, dreams! There were no secrets kept from them! They've been inseparable since the start. (Totally eyerolling here seriously!) Their faces were coming closer & closer till they realized what they were doing & reeled back both of their heads!
"Oh my gosh, were we going to...to..."
"Don't say it, things will only become more awkward then they already are!" Spike finished.
So they sat there at the kitchen table eating breakfast with awkward silence & awkward faces. They still couldn't believe they were going to kiss!
"Hey Spike?"
"Yes Twilight?"
"How's about we go somewhere to get our minds off you know?"
"Yeah, let's do that!" Spike replied.
So a while after breakfast Spike & Twilight left the Golden Oaks Library, big mistake, a while later, everypony was being so romantic towards their partner, Lyra was rubbing noses with Bon bon, Rainbow Dash was on a bench leaning on Soarin's side letting us all know of her trying to be cute, Derpy & the Dr. making out, all of this was making them uncomfortable! They ran to Sugarcube Corner, but Pinkie & Pokey Pierce were making out with each other there & it seems it was a Hearts & Hooves day sell so a lot of couples were buying sweets for their sweets!
"It's Hearts & Hooves day!?" The both gasped.
Yeah, you just had to forget about your version of Valetines day didn't you? So they rushed out of Sugarcube Corner & headed to Fluttershy's cottage! Problem is, all the animals were horny & were all humping when the 2 got there! They headed strait for Sweet Apple Acres to avoid seeing anyone kissing or cuddling, Hah, when they got there, Big Mac was making kissy face & gaga eyes with Ms. Cheerilee! Applebloom was kissing Pip's face multiple times, & dare I say it yes I do dare, Babs Seed accepted Scootaloo's offer to be Marefriend & well... Marefriend HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! They then started running till they made it to The Carousel Boutique Twilight was going to knock until...
"Wait, what if she's making wedding dresses & tuxedos in there?" Twilight pointed out.
"Yeah, let's just go home, this walk has become a disaster!" Spike agreed.
Before they made it to the door, the final blow was struck to them after seeing Discord & Fluttershy kissing! That's when...
"I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE, COME HERE!!!" the both of shrieked while facing each other with crazy faces.
They then tackled each other & were aggressively kissing, tons of love hearts popping out from both, and so, they kissed the night away! Yeah, that one stallion sure is one to talk about getting a room since he was kissing in public with Berry Punch & of course only the crazy would want to be seen with a drunk for a girlfriend.
The next day...
Twilight & Spike awoke at the same time in the same bed.
"Well, great that's finally out of our system." Said Spike
"Yeah, it was amazing!" Twilight agreed.
"So..."
"So..."
"Will you be my Special somepony?" They said in unison.
"I love you so much!" they said again in unison.
They then cuddled with so much love for each other in their hearts
End.
"I don't know about any of you, but that was quite funny. GUARD, BRING ME ANOTHER!!!"
Meawhile...
"Ugh, can't she keep it down? It's 1 in the Me damn morning!" The princess of the sun grumbled to herself.