Belegrim Dipstick

by Praeco Nigrum


crash landing jitters

All right ya bunch of cretins… I know I have left ya hanging for about three weeks now, and I apologize, well kind of, college is a headache and a half 95% of the time the other 5% I’m asleep so yeah XD So yes here is chapter three, and yes there will be a little action in this chapter… but I don’t know yet… I’m still writing XD.
HAVE FUN READING! Oh R&R please… it feeds the beast hiding in my soul… if it doesn’t get any well… let’s just say creepy things happen… OK BY NOW!

You Spin Me Right Round Baby!

“Hey shade… how long do you think we have been falling in this thing?” Harbinger floats, on his back, over to shade,
“From my guess…TO FUKING LONG!” He snaps suddenly causing Harbinger to flail away from him frantically, causing him to spin about madly in the free-fall.
“Fuck you Shade!” Harbinger yells as he tries to regain his equilibrium.
“Harb, it isn’t even my fault we are still in here! It’s that Goff bastard that brought us here! So yell at him!” Shade exclaimed, though he was the one that started the whole argument.
“Ya’ know Shade, you’re right, but I’m still going to kick your ass for sending me flying!” Harb glared at his friend, though he only knew him for about ten hours… so he was more of an acquaintance then a friend.
“HEY GOFF YA SICK BASTSARD!” Harbinger glared at Goff as he performed a swan dive.
“Yes Harbinger?” He looked at Harb innocently, not realizing that the other man was giving him a death glare.
“…How much longer… WILL WE BE IN THIS FUCKING FREE FALL!” He yells to his erstwhile companion, still swan diving.
“Oh shit!” Goff tumbles away, fear for his life suddenly envelops him as he tries to hide behind Emerald Night.
“Get off of ME!” Emerald takes out a bat and smacks Goff clear across the portal and into a wall, (yeah, that’s when we realized we were in a tube going really fricken fast and not slowing down yet), And bounces off, ricocheting several times around the tube, before coming to a stop in Shades fist.
“OK, how about this… ALL OF YOU SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT UP!” He then looked at Goff, who went a little wide eyed and started to sweat as the black eyes bored into his SOUL!
“Fine… but I won’t stay quiet for long!” Harbinger shouts as he floats over to a ‘corner’, (yeah in a tube that was hard to do… the dumb ass).
Shade growled and launched Goff at the back of Harbingers head at the speed of a bullet, upon impact a, and no this didn’t faze him since Goff’s body just kind of ricochet off, small stream of smoke began to waft off of his head.
“…Shade…” Harbinger turned around, an evil grin plastered to his face.
‘Oh shit’ was the was the last thing that came to Shades mind as a blur of red and blue tackled him into the side of the tube.
“You’re going to pay for that ya little twerp!” Harbinger yelled, he was also laughing at the same time, which was confusing for everyone else there, since none of them really knew each other all too well.
“Fuck you harb!” Shade punches him in the ribs earning an ‘oof’ from Harbinger, who repaid the curtsey with a swift jab to Shades midsection.
“Fuck you too buddy!” Harbinger then made a quick trust for shades head, using his own of course, and missing… only to be hit in the nose with shades hand. “That hurt you bastard!” He laughed more and kneed Shade in the side, causing him to smirk and wince with the pain.
“So did that, ya bitch!” Shade then cuffed one of Harbingers ears, making the man wince, and spun him around in his disoriented state before trying to choke him.
“ Heh!...Fluckin… Blec!” (What he really said was, ‘You Fucking Bitch!’) Harbinger then rammed his elbow into the same spot he had jabbed earlier, making Shade wheeze from the force, but not breaking his hold. Harbinger then took his thumb and jabbed it into a pressure point right under shades armpit, finally causing him to lose his grip, which he used to smack his head into shades face.
As the fight went about Goff and Emerald just looked on in amusement, not caring if either of them really got hurt or not, since they looked like they were having fun they just didn’t interfere.
“So, who do you think will win?” Goff looked at Emerald questioningly, not caring for his answer.
“I would have to say neither…” Emerald looked on, a blank look plastered to his face.
“Why would you say that?” Goff was now curious as to what his sensei meant.
“The portal is…” and his voice was lost to the wind.

Skies of Equestria

A large black hole opened up in the sky, it had a faint bluish black aura around the edges of it and clouds started to form around it, creating a vortex. Then four bright lights began to glow from within the vortex, and then they shot out. Each one was a different color, one was blue and red, another black and midnight blue, the next was green and black, and the last was blue and white and they were all heading straight down towards the ground at terminal velocity, creating many sonic booms as they sped up and slowed down within the sound barrier.
The creatures of the surrounding countryside looked on in awe from the spectacle that was the falling colored objects. As the four objects got closer to the surface, all the creatures began to look for a safe place to hide.
Upon their landing a loud resounding boom was heard, it shook the earth with the force of a 7.0 earthquake, nothing was destroyed, but it left everyone dazed.
The creatures, after getting their fear of the earthquake, decided to look at what it was that could cause such a phenomenon. All the creatures that had been in the vicinity had gone over to the four large craters that had formed from the objects abrupt collision with the ground, the creatures in the hole were like nothing the being of this planet had ever seen, they were bipedal, and dressed in outlandish things, that they could only guess to be clothing.
All of a sudden, one of the creatures tried to get up, but he fell over and they heard it talk.

Third person POV with Harbinger and the others.

“ Did anyone catch the license plate of that semi?” Harbinger uttered from his prone position.
“Shut up ya pussy!” Shade yelled from the crater next to him.
“I’m going to barf on you Shade!” Harbinger retorted, before actually tossing his cookies on the ground.
“HUHA! You suck Harb!” shade yelled after hearing Harbingers retching, he then started laughing hard before falling over and back into the crater.
“Oh, come off it you two!” Emerald growled from the crater across from him.
“Whatever… let’s just get up and see what’s going on here.” Upon hearing this, the creatures that had gathered around the craters ran for the underbrush in the nearby forest, just out of view of the new creatures that were just crawling out of the craters. Goff slowly crawled out of his crater, being the only one not actually doing anything to impede his accent out of the crater.
“Guys… you might want to check this out… it’s pretty different up here…” Goff was standing there just gaping at the lush forests, the snowcapped mountains, the deep blue skies, and the creatures looking at them from the surrounding forest. ‘Creatures!’ Goff went to grab his weapons, but found that they were gone, along with most of his armor. “Guys, we might have some company!” He yelled back to the others as they finally made it to the top.
“What… Oh…” Harbinger asked, but then noticed the creatures. “that… awesome, so what are we going to do, I don’t have any of my weapons…” he pointed out to Goff, he just let his head drop.
“Well, I can also say we are screwed, cause I don’t got mine either… and I don’t think Emerald does either.” Shade just sat down on an upturned rock and stared at the creatures, that were also staring at us.
“he’s right, but I would suggest we either wait and see what will happen or that we go off and try to be a none imposing force.” After giving his incite everyone turn to each other, shrugged, and began to walk off in the opposite direction of the creatures.
“Well…” Harbinger began, “this is going to be an interesting adventure isn’t it?” He looked over to shade, not really caring for the others impute.
“I would say so, fuck head… ahaha!” He laughed as Harb tried to chase him down for the insult.
“Come back here ya fag! I’ll stick a pole in ya!”
“Ah don’t want your Pole!” Shade laughed harder and sped off, Harbinger not too far behind.
Goff and Emerald looked to each other as they saw their companions run about, both trying to hit each other with inanimate objects.
“Children…” Emerald muttered and then hung his head as he began to fallow them.
“Yep, that they be…” Goff said before fallowing his master.