//------------------------------// // =Welcome to Equestria= // Story: I Killed Fiddy Men, Not Ponies // by LtMajorDude //------------------------------// 5 days later "Huh..." a blue husky unicorn muttered as he ruffled his yellow mane. Next to him was a light green unicorn with a brown mane and glasses. "So we live in Equest-something..." the light green unicorn said. A young red bloodhound dog stood next to the light green unicorn. "Equestria, sug." a pegasus corrected. She had a long blond mane and was pink-skinned. Standing next to her was a brown pegasus with a black mane. Another standing next to the pink pegasus was a pegasus who looked like the other brown pegasus, but more older and had a longer mane. "Ugh...Nothing but a bunch of ponies and ponies..." a unicorn muttered. She was light brown and had a black mane. She was right next to a younger unicorn, who had light brown skin and black hair. "I think it looks pretty." a green pegasus said, curling her blond hair. A tan Earth pony with crooked teeth and a tan mane placed a hoof on the green pegasus's shoulder. Standing next to the tan Earth pony was a filly who looked like the green pegasus. "I think it looks a little too pretty." an army green Earth pony colt muttered, putting a hoof on his brown mane. He stood next to a unicorn, who had red skin and a yellow mane. "Settle down, Ol' Top." a gray pegasus, with a gray mane, told the colt. Right next to him was an light blue Earth pony with a gray mane and glasses. "Yes. Ever since your world ended, I asked your god to send you here." Princess Celestia told the ponies. "Oh man oh man oh man." the blue unicorn muttered. "First we woke up here, freaked out when we were ponies, came to Cannerlot..." "Canterlot." Celestia corrected. "Yeah...then got freaked out by the ponies, and got sent by guards to come here and let us know what's going on...I said it once and I'll say it again: Please let me wake up." "I'm afraid it's no dream, Robert Hill, or Bobby." Celestia said with a frown. The unicorn, Robert Hill or more commonly known as Bobby, just dropped his jaw. "Wha...I never told you my name! How did you know my name...?!" The light green unicorn looked surprised. "Can she read our thoughts?" she thought. "No, I can't read your thoughts, Margaret Hill, I mean, Peggy." Celestia said with a smile. The unicorn, Peggy, just gasped. "I know who all of you are." Celestia said. She pointed to the pink pegasus, the brown pegasus, and the older brown pegasus. "You are Nancy-Hicks Gribble, along with your son Joseph Gribble, and your 'acquaintance,' John Redcorn." She pointed to the green pegasus, the filly pegasus, and the tan Earth pony. "You are Luanne Leanne Platter, along with your daughter Gracie and your husband Elroy 'Lucky' Kleinschmidt." She pointed to the light brown unicorn and the younger light brown unicorn. "You are Minh Souphanousinphone and your daughter, Connie, or Kahn Jr." She pointed to the red unicorn and the army green colt. "You are Didi Hill and your son, G.H., or Good Hank." Lastly, she pointed to the gray pegasus, light blue Earth pony, and the bloodhound. "You are Buck Strickland, Tillie Hill, and Ladybird." Minh just shook her head in disbelief. "How on earth..." G.H. whispered. Celestia smirked. "As I told Cotton Hill, my secret." When she mentioned Cotton's name, Peggy blinked. "Cotton Hill?-! The same Cotton Hill..." "...who killed fifty men? That's him." The ponies turned around and saw an alicorn with an indigo body and a teal mane and tail. "Hello Luna." Celestia said with a smile. "Hello sister." Luna replied back with a smile. "I see you're introducing these ponies to Equestria." Celestia nodded. Bobby raised his hoof. "How do you know about Grandpa?" he asked. "And who's the dark purple princess?" "This is my sister, Princess Luna." Celestia answered. "And as for your grandpa, when he died, your god wanted Cotton to redeem himself. So, with my permission, I allowed Cotton to be in this world. I figured he shouldn't be lonely, so I asked your god to bring Hank, Dale, Bill, Boomhauer, and Kahn here when the world ended." "Dad's here?-!-?-!" Bobby shouted. Celestia smiled. "Absolutely. Once again, I didn't want them to be lonely either, so I had every one of you come to Equestria. I will have a train ride ready for you so that you can meet them." Peggy just stood there, her jaw dropped to the ground. Buck just chuckled. "Looks like my assistant manger's still alive." John Redcorn just sighed. "I just can't believe all this." G.H. just stood there with a confused look. "Dad's...alive?" "Thank you, Princess Celestia and Luna." Luanne said with a grateful smile. "You're welcome Mrs. Platter." Celestia said with a smile. "Princess Luna will lead you to your train ride." As Luna and the ponies left, Celestia took out a letter and began writing. Dear Twilight, Please let Cotton know that there will be some new ponies arriving. Also notify him to go to the train station to meet them. He may bring his friends that just arrived. You may also bring some of your friends. Sincerely, Princess Celestia Twilight finished the letter. "How did she know that Cotton's friends arrived?" she said to herself. Spike finished his bath and exited out of the bathroom, with a robe and a relaxed look on his face. "Now I feel really silly for not switching to propane in the first place." Twilight smiled. "Yeah. I know. Thank Celestia for Hank. Oh, and Spike? Please tell Hank that all of us need to go to the train station. I got to go tell the girls and Cotton's friends." Cotton was busy bucking trees. Once again, he felt glad he had his shins. Shins, Mark, a nice town. He actually liked it here. However, he still refused to thank God for all this. He knew the main reason he was brought he was to redeem himself. Something Cotton did not want to do. "Hey Cotton!" Applejack shouted. "Yeah?" Cotton shouted back. "Get ready! We're going to the train station!" She yelled. "Why?-!" He yelled. "I dunno! Twilight said that the princess said you should be there!" She shouted. "That princess whore?" he said to himself. "Alright!" He shouted. Cotton looked bored as he stood there with Applejack. "Ah'm bored." Cotton muttered to himself. "Hey Cotton!" Cotton turned around and smirked as he saw Mark. "Hello Mark!" Cotton shouted. "Got out of the hospital?" "Yeah." Mark said with a grateful smile. "Thanks again." Cotton just smiled. "Don't mention it." "Hello Colonel, sir!" Bill shouted as he walked to the train station with Pinkie Pie. "Hello Fatty!" Cotton said with a salute. "Fatty? Oh right. Bill." Mark said to himself. Bill also saluted Mark. Mark smirked and saluted back. "Hello sir!" Dale shouted as he walked with Rainbow Dash. "Gribble!" Cotton shouted as he waved. "So that's that the conspiracy guy..." Mark said to himself. He noticed Kahn walking with Fluttershy. "Hello Mr. Kahn!" Cotton said with a smirk. Kahn just waved. Mark frowned. "That Laotian guy..." he muttered while shaking his head. "Yo!" Boomhauer shouted as he was walking with Rarity. Cotton just waved. Mark did the same. "I'll never know what that crazy bastard is saying, I tell you what." Mark muttered. Hank walked with Twilight. Cotton just grunted. "Hello Hank..." Cotton muttered. "Hey, dad." Hank said. "So what are we all doing here again?" Cotton said as he threw his arms in the air. "Princess Celestia said we should be here because she has a surprise for us." Twilight responded. "Waste of time." Cotton blurted out with a yawn. Just then, the train arrived. As the doors opened, ponies came out of it. Bobby got up and yawned. "Well Ol' Top." Buck muttered. "We're here." "Be sure to say hi to Hank, Gracie!" Luanne said as she patted Gracie's head. "Yes mama." Gracie said with a smile. G.H. just stood there, with a blank face. "I actually get to meet dad..." Peggy patted Ladybird's head. Minh and Connie just sighed. "Well, let's get out of the train." Nancy said. As Cotton and Hank's friends waited, Peggy, Bobby, and Ladybird came out of the train. Hank raised an eyebrow. "Wait a minute. They look familiar." Peggy and Bobby recognized that voice. They both gasped. "Hank?" Peggy whispered. "Dad?" Bobby said. Hank widen his eyes. "Oh my God..." Cotton dropped his jaw. "Bobby? Hank's wife?" Ladybird came up to Hank and started to sniff his leg. She then sat down and barked. "Ladybird?" Hank whispered. "Why...you're so young..." he said with tears. Nancy, Joseph, and John Redcorn came out of the train. "Is that you Hank?" Nancy said. Dale gasped. "Nancy?" Joseph and John Redcorn looked surprised. "Dad?" Joseph said. "Dale?" Redcorn said. Dale just stood there with a shocked face. Minh and Connie came out of the train. "That you Gribble?" Minh said with a surprised tone. "Minh?-!" Kahn shouted. "Dad?-!" Connie shouted. Kahn just stammered. Luanne, Lucky, and Gracie came out of the train. "Uncle Hank?" Luanne said. Hank was pretty surprised to see Luanne. "Hello Hank." Lucky said as he waved at Hank. "Come on dear. Say hi." he said to Gracie. "Hi..." Gracie said in a shy voice. "Lucky? Gracie?" Hank said in a surprised tone. Tilly, and Buck came out of the train. "Hey Ol' Top!" Buck said with a smile. "Hello dear." Tilly said with a smile. "Mom?-! Sir?-!" Hank said as he almost had a heart attack. G.H. and Didi came out of the train. "Hello Hank." Didi said. "Didi?-!" Cotton yelled. G.H. walked up to him. "Dad?" G.H. whispered. Cotton looked down at G.H. "Dad?" Cotton said with a confused look. Didi walked up to G.H. "It's your son, Good Hank." Cotton gasped as he looked down at G.H. "Jesus! You've grown!" Cotton said with a surprised tone. G.H. just glared at Cotton. Then, immediately, he quickly jumped on top of Cotton and hugged Cotton's neck, small tears coming out of his closed eyes. Cotton smiled and hugged G.H. back. G.H. was his favorite son. "Awww..." Gracie said with a happy smile. G.H. immediately opened his eyes and jumped off Cotton. "Ya never saw that OK?" he said, pointing at Gracie. Gracie just crossed her arms and let out a cocky grin. Everypony started to chuckle. Mark let out a surprised grin to see this reunion. Cotton just sighed. "Oh God." he muttered. "Thanks for being Good Hank here, but you had to bring Hank's wife..."