Hey Ferb, I know who we're gonna be today!

by RainbowJack2000


Chapter 1: Very Pony indeed

"Ferb! I can't believe it! We've been transformed into...ponies? How is this possible?!" An earth pony with a red mane and orange coat said to his green coated and green haired step-brother. Ferb just shrugged. He's a man of a few words. Their older sister, Candace, was furious. Out of all the crazy inventions they made during summertime, this was by far the craziest!

"You two are soooo busted as soon as I find out how to get out of here! How'd you make a portal to a pony world in the first place?"

Phineas tapped his chin, realizing he doesn't really have one. He sighs, then remembers the events that happened earlier. "Well," he starts, "It all happened when I wanted to something nice for Isabella..."

***

It was another nice day in Danville. The flowers were blooming and the sun was shining on a once again hot day. Phineas and Ferb were chilling under a tree,as usual, thinking of interesting inventions to make the day more "fun." Phineas remembers Isabella mentioning something about unicorns back then. He didn't get a chance to let her see one, though. That's when a lightbulb flashed over his head.

"Ferb, I know what we're going to do today! We're finally going to let Isabella see a unicorn. I know exactly how!"

Isabella is one of Phineas's next door neighboor and friend. He doesn't know that she's crushing on him BIG TIME! And even when she leaves clues for him to pick up, he still is too wrapped up in his inventions to pay any attention. As if by magic, Isabella, Buford, and Baljeet enter the backyard.

"Hey Phineas, whatcha doin'?" Isabella states her darling little catchphrase.

"Remember when you wanted to see a unicorn instead of a rainbow? And how I never got the chance to do it for you," she nods, "Well, today is your lucky day. We're going to build a portal and look for a unicorn dimension!"

"You'd do that...for me?" she asks, hoping the answer is...

"Yes!" Phineas exclaims. Isabella nearly faints. She couldn't believe Phineas would do something so nice for her. It was so unbelievable, so sudden, so...romantic.

"Woah...woah...woah," Buford interupts Isabella's thoughts, "So you do something nice for her everyday! What, you have a crush on her for something?"

"WHAT?!" Phineas and Isabella exclaim, both almost as pale as a white wall.

Buford laughs, "You should'a seen the looks on your faces. Priceless!"

Phineas laughs too, while Isabella is still traumatized. So sudden indeed...

One hour later

"Well, it's one hour later but I- hey, where's Perry?" Phineas asks, interrupting himself.
(Perry's not in the story...sorry, I just don't like switching from scene to scene with him)

Everyone looks around and shrugs. Candace was watching them from her window. She opened it.

"What do you think you're doing?! Mom left me in charge, so I can bust you all I want."

"We're going to look for a unicorn dimension for Isabella! You wanna come with?" Phineas called out.

In a matter of seconds, Candace was down there, "No way, Jose! There is no way I'm going to follow you into some lame unicorn land. Next thing you know, there will be flying pegasi with rainbows for hair and a regular pony that wears a cowgirl hat!"

Baljeet rolled his eyes, "That is not scientifically possible."

"Unicorns are not scientifically possible!" she shot back.

"Suit yourself! Come on guys! Into the portal!" Phineas says, turning on the portal.

When the destination is set, everyone steps in. Candace, not sure what to do, jumps in as well. Just then, a giant foot steps on the portal, smashing it to pieces.

***

"So that's how." Phineas finishes his story.

Candace face-hoofed and sighed. She couldn't believe that her brother thought of doing something nice, yet so ridiculous for a girl, "Look, I get that you wanted to do something nice for Isabella. But this is just ridiculous! And how are we going to get home?"

"Don't worry Candace, the portal should show up on both sides of each...dimension?"

The gang turned around, only to find out that the portal was nowhere in there site. Phineas started to panic a little. Come on, Phineas, no need to panic. You'll find it...somehow. Just need to clear your head.he thought to himself.

Just as he did, a pink mare bounces cheerfully in their direction. She stops and a big, dopey, grin appears on her face.

"OOOOOH! NEW PONIES! HI, MY NAME IS PINKIE PIE! WELCOME TO PONYVILLE! ARE YOU EXCITED? I'M EXCITED! I'VE NEVER BEEN SO EXCITED! WELL, EXCEPT FOR THE TIME WHEN MY FRIEND BECOME A PRINCESS AND I WAS LIKE, 'ALICORN PARTY'! BUT REALLY-" Candace put a hoof to Pinkie's mouth.

"How in the world can you talk? Is that even normal?!" she asked in shock.

Baljeet rolled his eyes, "Candace, you didn't even realize that YOU'RE a pony and you're speaking pure English?"

Pinkie tilted her head, looking dumbfounded.

"What?" Baljeet asked.

"What kind of name is 'Candace'? Are you Chineigh or something?"

"Chi-what now?" Buford asked.

"Chineigh. You know, neigh hao! You ponies are weird. What's your names?"

"Well, I'm Phineas, this is Ferb, Isabella, Buford, Baljeet, and Candace," Phineas explained, "Are you really speaking English right now?"

"Well, duh! How would we be able to communicate with other ponies," Pinkie replied before grinning again, "Speaking of other ponies, you want to meet my friends?"

"Actually, we're here fro-" Phineas started.

"Great! I'm so happy that you finally get to meet them! Come on!" she said, while pulling them to the Golden Oak Library, where Twilight, the alicorn princess, lives.

"Wait! We don't even know you!" Isabella exclaimed.

"Oh, that's easy! I'm Pinkie Pie! I throw parties and make the best cupcakes in all of Ponyville!"

She stopped and turned around to look at the ponies, "I forgot! Where are you from?"

Phineas looked at his friends then back at Pinkie. "We're from Danville, USA."

Pinkie, once again, was confused. "What's the 'USA'?"

Ten Minutes Later

"Twilight! I'm back! And I brought some new ponies with me!" Pinkie exclaimed throughout the room.

Phineas and the gang stood there in shock. There were pegasi, a regular pony, a unicorn, AND a pegasus unicorn pony all playing a game of "Monopony." What surprised Candace was that there WAS a pegasus with rainbow hair and a pony with a hat on. She nearly fainted.

"Pinkie, how many times do I have to tell you: Stop bringing random ponies here!" Twilight shouted.

"Sorry, they ran into me on the street- well, technically I did- but they looked lost so I brought them here so that you can help them find a place to stay," Pinkie looked at the shocked humanized ponies, "Oh where are my manners? Lemme introduce you to my friends. She's Twilight Sparkle-"

"Hi."

"Fluttershy-"

"Um...hello..."

"Rarity-"

"Hello, darlings."

"Applejack-"

"Howdy!"

"And the most awesome pegasus pony that ever lived, Rainbow Dash!"

"Hey, 'sup?"

"And I'm Pinkie Pie!" Pinkie shouted.

Baljeet ran through the names one more time, then turned to Twilight, "Um...how come your names are made of adjectives, and Rainbow...Dash, is it? has an adjective and a verb?"

"Well, that's how everypony is named. Shouldn't you have known this already?" she asked.

"Everypony?" Baljeet was confused.

"Are you guys even from Equestria?" Rainbow asked.

Pinkie chimed in, "No way! They're from the 'USA' or something! They came from a different dimension. And guess what, Twilight? They're from the human world, like the one you traveled to. Although, I'm not sure if it's the same one. They have really funny names. They're called Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Buford, Baljeet, and Candace."

"Intriguing," Twilight said, "How exactly did you travel here?"

"Uh...hehehe...funny story..." Phineas said.

After explaining for about 5 minutes

"That was...very interesting." Rarity said.

Isabella turned around and saw something on her flank. It was the Fireside Girls logo for a cutie mark. But she didn't know that just yet.

"Hey, um...what's this?" she asked, turning around, showing her flank.

"That? It's a cutie mark, sugarcube. It represents your destiny or your special talent," Applejack explained, showing her own.

"Cutie mark, huh," Baljeet asked, "How do these things appear exactly. Does it show up when you're born? How do you know if it's your destiny? Why-"

"Great. More eggheads do deal with in my life." Rainbow muttered.

"Rainbow be nice," Twilight said, turning to the other ponies, "We have so much to teach you. But first, you need a place to stay at...have you ever tried to Maretel?"

"What?!" The gang asked.

This was going to be a long afternoon