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// Rainbow Dash Beats the Stuffing Out of Everypony 
// Story: Equestria is a Silly Place 
// by Bootsy Slickmane 
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	One day, Rainbow Dash wakes up and decides to beat up everypony who is mean to her friends, because she is the most awesome and loyal pegasus and best friend ever.

First, she beats up Gilda the Griffon. "But we were friends," Gilda pleads.

"Well, you were mean to my pony friends, so I'm going to beat you up." And Rainbow does, pounding Gilda's feathers off.

Then Rainbow Dash beats up the mean weather ponies in Cloudsdale. She beats them up extra hard because they made fun of her when she was a filly.

Then Rainbow Dash gets her friends to unstone that big dumb meanie Discord so she can beat him up. She beats Discord until he turns purple and then beats him some more.

Then Rainbow Dash beats up the pony who sells cherries because he overcharges poor ponies that don't make much money. She beats him into a pulp and then puts one of his overpriced cherries on top.

"You're so awesome and cool, Rainbow Dash," says Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash's oldest and closest friend.

"I know," says Rainbow Dash as she stands on the pile of beaten-up meanies. She looks down into Fluttershy's eyes. She suddenly realizes how she's felt all along, and that they are meant to be together forever. Fluttershy can see Rainbow's gaze soften, and leaps into Rainbow's waiting embrace. The two mares-



"Hey, Fluttershy!" The front door burst open and Rainbow Dash zipped into the cottage. "You in here?"

Fluttershy frantically slid the paper and quill from atop her desk and into a drawer. She'd just barely gotten the story out of sight when the blue pegasus came up the stairs. "Oh, h-hi Rainbow. Um, did you need something?"

"It's time to go to the park and hang out with our pets, remember? C'mon, everypony's waiting."

Rainbow flew back down the stairs and out the door. Fluttershy sighed with relief and called out to Angel. She'd just have to finish writing later, when she had some privacy again.