Absolutely Dash-ing

by Mlws


Discovering The Truths

At the hospital, Dare and Dash made small talk over the weather and all those sorts of things before everything went silent. They had nothing more to say. Dash decided she’d bring up the whole “Georgia Lukas” thing again later so that she could still keep Dare calm. Dash suddenly found herself confused as she looked at the hospital librarian’s book cart as the mare passed by Dare’s room. Dash excused herself and followed the librarian down the hallway, saying “Hey, hey you! Hey! Pardon me, miss! HEY!” as she tried to catch the mare’s attention.
The librarian kept going down the hallway, completely ignoring Dash, so she decided she had to do what she had to do. Dash flew above the woman and landed in front of the book cart, and held it still “I NEED TO SEE A BOOK, MA’AM.”
“Oh! I am so terribly sorry! Go ahead!” The librarian stepped back from the cart for a moment and allowed Rainbow Dash to take a look.
There was Sunset by Stefany Miers, a book about some weird planet named Gallifrey by some guy named Doctor Whooves, a comic book titled “Homestuck Volume 1” by Andrew Hussie, and finally the Daring Do series. She grabbed the book and opened up to the first page, where what she was afraid to find was found.
The page read:
“The characters of this story are entirely ficticious and have no basis in reality. Any resemblance to anypony is merely coincidental and should be recognized as such.”
This disclaimer slapped Rainbow Dash in the face with realization. She wasn’t supposed to be here! Somehow she traveled through dimensions and ended up here. She decided she had to tell Twilight as soon as possible. She ran away from the cart as quickly as she could to tell Daring Do that she was leaving for a while.
"I’ll be back!” hollered Dash as she flew past Dare’s room.
“Uh, okay.” Replied Dare, who knew she wouldn’t be heard.
By the time Dare had replied, Rainbow Dash was halfway to Twilight’s. She thought about her issue, and reconsidered it as she slowed down to a light glide. Should she bust Dare, or should she continue on in their relationship? She was unsure still of what to do. She decided that the best way to go about this was to seek advice from her loyal friend Twilight and then bust Dare if need be. She finally reached Twilight’s home after five minutes of thinking and wavering in speed indecisively. She knocked on the door and received no answer. She knocked again; no answer. It was time to burst in. She got herself ready for impact, and ran at the door. Strangely, she felt no impact. The door had been opened and she flew straight into the house over whoever answered. Rainbow Dash realized that the light had been dimmed under candlelight. What had been going on in there? Rainbow Dash was confused. She looked around and finally she reached the pony that answered the door.
Twilight stood still, nervously. The truth was, right before Rainbow Dash knocked on the door, Twilight had shared her first kiss with a little dragon. He gave her his and she gave him hers. They had shared a long passionate kiss that definitely would have lead to more if Rainbow Dash hadn’t interrupted. Twilight’s mane was a mess, and she looked horrified. Spike was smiling and wearing Twilight’s Chapstick all over his body with pride. Rainbow Dash was shocked, and looked even more horrified than Twilight, the pony that was afraid of her friend finding out.
Dash stumbled backwards “Really? You two? I never would have guessed.. I uhh.. I’m sorry I interrupted. I didn’t mean to.. uh…”
Spike suddenly grew upset. He realized that if Rainbow Dash hadn’t interrupted, maybe he and Twilight would have… done more. He had fantasized about it happening, but he shook it away. He’s a dragon. She’s a pony. It would never work out anyways. Rainbow Dash should eat us alive, or something already, thought Spike.
Rainbow Dash sighed and face-hoofed before asking “Why didn’t you just tell me?”
“It’s new” the lovebirds both replied.
“Well, we have a problem, because I think I have a new love, but I need advice. And Spike, I would like it if you left Twilight and I alone for awhile so we can talk.”
The poor baby dragon started to sob and ran upstairs. He thought he did something wrong and that RD was mad.
“So this is new, I guess. But I don’t care. Do what you want to do in your personal life. I just need help. You know Daring Do?” Rainbow Dash suddenly threw everything on Twilight at once.
"Uh, Yeah. I feel like something is awful fishy with her, and how she showed up here in a temple outside of Ponyville. I always thought that those books were fictional!”
“THEY ARE! They are 100% Georgia Lukas created. There is not a single piece of it that is part of reality, according to the 1st page of the book with the warning about fictitious characters blah blah.”
“Well, what could have happened, then?” Twilight asked.
“I don’t know! Maybe Zecora will have some sort of idea on what happened.”
"Speaking of Zecora.. I wonder where my potion is.”
“What potion?”
“This potion I got that can bring characters from books to life.”
“TWILIGHT. OPEN YOUR EYES. PULL IT TOGETHER. REPEAT TO ME WHAT YOU JUST SAID.”
“Oh! How could this have happened? This is horrible! If she falls in love, she’ll be here permanently!”
Rainbow Dash heard this and panicked. She and Dare had connected so much at that party… what if she had fallen in love?
Simultaneously, the mares screamed “SPIIIIKEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and the mystery unraveled.