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// Oh God, Please Don't Be... 
// Story: I Killed Fiddy Men, Not Ponies 
// by LtMajorDude 
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Cotton ran outside the barn.

He noticed that Applejack, Big Macintosh, Granny Smith, and AppleBloom were already outside.

Applejack ran to Cotton.

"Did y'all heard that BRWAH sound?" she asked Cotton.

Cotton nodded.

Big Macintosh spoke up.

"Sounded like it came from the Everfree Forest."

"I guess that's the forest where I came from." Cotton said to himself.

Cotton cleared his throat.

"I'll go check it out" he said as he ran towards the forest before any of the Apples could stop him.

Along his way, Cotton ran into Mark, who was flying by.

"You heard that sound?" Mark asked.

Cotton nodded. "Yeah. It's mah son. I recongize that BRWAH sound anywhere."

Mark blinked. "You never told me about your son."

Cotton chuckled. "NOT the best son in the world. I'm gonna find him. Wanna come?"

Mark shrugged. "Sure"

Cotton and Mark went into the Everfree forest.





"Calm down, Hank" a chubby dark Earth pony said. He had a brown mane and tail.

"Hey man I tell ya what man dang o' things look dang o' colorful man yo PCP or LSD or something, I don't know man, yo." a tan pegasus said. He had a light yellow mane and tail.

"Jesus Christ, what the hell is this place?" a brown unicorn with a black mane and tail asked.

An orange pegasus, with a light brown mane and tail, just stood there, his face full of excitement. He was wearing sunglasses and an orange cap.

A light brown unicorn, with a dark brown mane and tail, just stood there shaking his head and adjusting his glasses.

"Kahn's right" he said. "Where are we?"

The orange pegasus snapped back to reality and answered:

"This looks like the Everfree forest from that episode when the Mane 6 accuse Zecora of..."

"We just want the name of the dang forest Dale" the light brown unicorn muttered.

"Dang old Zecora?" the tan pegasus asked.

"What's a Zecora?" the chubby Earth pony asked.

The orange pegasus grinned nervously.

"Well um..."

"Hey! I see them!" somepony shouted.

The light brown unicorn widen his eyes.

"Is that...?" the unicorn said with a shocked tone.

A pegasus with light green skin, orange mane and tail, and sunglasses landed on the ground.

Right next to him was an Earth pony with raggy skin, army green skin, white mane and tail, and eyes the color of blood.

The green pegasus raised an eyebrow. "You know these guys?" he asked the raggy skinned pony.

The Earth pony sighed and nodded.

He walked up to the light brown unicorn.

"Hello Hank Rutherford Hill" was all he needed to say.