//------------------------------// // Hard Work, and a Vistor?! // Story: I Killed Fiddy Men, Not Ponies // by LtMajorDude //------------------------------// Cotton woke up. He checked if he was still a pony. "Good." Cotton thought. "Still a horse. Damn what a party! Mark was right! It did kick ass!" He got off the hay and stretched his arms. "Wonder whats fer breakfast?" He said to himself. He walked to Applejack's house. He reached the front door and knocked on it. Apple Bloom opened the door and smiled. "Mornin' Mr. Cotton Hill!" She said. Cotton resisted the urge to facehoof. "Call me Cotton, young'un." She frowned. "I will...IF you don't call me young'un" Cotton couldn't help but laugh. "Oooooohhhh, I'm so scared of a young'un." She frowned more. Cotton patted her head and went inside. He saw Granny Smith cooking breakfast. "Mornin' Cotton" she said. Cotton let out a relieved sigh. "She remembered to call me Cotton." he thought. She gave him a plate full of pancakes. Finally no more pies. As Cotton dug in, Big Macintosh interrupted him. "So what are ya gonna now Cotton? You found a job?" Big Macintosh asked. Cotton stopped and spit out his food. "I don't have a job!" Cotton thought. "How am I gonna get some cash?!" "If you want, you can work for us." Big Macintosh suggested. Cotton shrugged. "Problem solved." he thought. "Fair enough. Now shut up and let me eat, Hank" Cotton said as he went back to shoving pie in his face. As Cotton continued eating, Big Macintosh looked confused. "Hank?" He asked. After breakfast Cotton met up with Big Macintosh outside. "So what the hell do you want me to do?" Cotton asked Big Macintosh. Big Macintosh looked at Cotton with a confused look. But eventually he went towards an apple tree. He turned around and kicked the tree with his legs. Eventually the apples fell into a basket that was next to the tree. "After that," Big Macintosh said, "You hook'em up to a harness, toss 'em on your back, and take'em to the storage barns." Cotton shrugged. "Fair enough Hank" Big Macintosh frowned. "Please stop calling me that." Cotton rolled his eyes. "Whatever you say, Kool-Aid" Cotton said as he pushed Big Macintosh aside and went to a tree. Cotton turned around and gave the tree a good kick. The apples fell from the tree and fell into the basket. "Thank God I have mah shins back." Cotton said to himself. Cotton frowned at Big Macintosh. "You can go now, I got tis" Big Macintosh frowned and went away. "Ugh, I thought he'll never go away." Cotton said to himself. "Well time to get to work." 3 Hours of kicking trees "Damn. Why the hell are there so many trees?" Cotton moaned. "Thank God for AJ and Hank to help me out on kicking the trees." Cotton went to the barn. "Better take a nap." He said. As Cotton went there, he saw Applejack and a royal-looking white alicorn. "Heh. She has a sun on her ass." Cotton said to himself with a smirk. Applejack smiled. "Good. Yer here. I'll leave you alone with Princess Celestia" she said as she left. "What? Princess? A WOMAN RULER?-!-?-!-?" Cotton thought. "Well it's just me and this princess bitch." "It's not nice to call someone a 'bitch' Mr. Cotton Hill" Celestia said. "Wait? How did she-?-! Can she read mah mind?-!-?-!" Cotton thought as he put on a shocked face. "No I can't read your mind Cotton" she said smiling. He dropped his jaw before he glared at her "Who the hell are you?" She replied "I am Princess Celestia, ruler of Equestria." Cotton shook his head. "No male president?" She laughed. "No respect for women as usual. Along with your son, Hank Hill." "What the f...?" Cotton thought. "HOW DO YOU KNOW EVERYTHING ME?-!" She continued to smile. "I knew that eventually you were going to die on Earth." "What...? How the hell do ya know?" he asked as he glared angrily at Celestia. "My secret" she said with a smirk. Cotton gritted his teeth. "So what do you want?" She sighed. "To warn you about some new visitors that will arrive shortly." Cotton grunted. "Like I care." She smiled. "Don't care about meeting your son, Hank Hill, and his friends and neighbor?" "WHAT?-!-?-!-?-!-?" Cotton thought as he literally dropped his jaw. "You see, their world is about to end. However, I will make sure that they will enter in this world, so that you don't have to be alone." Cotton didn't say anything. He didn't HAVE to... She laughed. "I'll give you some time alone. Goodbye Cotton. Oh, and please tell Dale Gribble I said hi and welcome to Equestria. He'll understand." She left, leaving Cotton to stand there. Applejack eventually came back. "Everything alright Cotton?" ... ... ... ... ... ... "Please leave me alone" was all Cotton had to say. Applejack shrugged. "Alright Cotton. See you tomorrow." She left. Cotton fell to the ground. His shocked face was still splattered on his face. The next day... Cotton yawned as he woke up. "Is it true what that stupid princess said?" Cotton said as he got up. "She can't be tr..." "BRWAHH!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!" "Never mind."