Hey hey hey Hello! My name is Pyle! I am 12 year old! I have very good grades! I have over 9000 friends on facebook!!! But my parents died because of toxic cereal! When i am big i will destroy all cereal factories! Anyway, so i live in my stepmothers house! She is pretty nice. But then one day a group of bullies called the Nasties killed her! They wanted her playstation Vita! But it was a 3DS! With my Pokemon Black, i have an level 100 Diglett and a level 60 Ditto! Cool huh huh?
But i was very sad and moved to my big brothers house! One day, my 3DS rang! I was scared! The 3DS could not answer phone calls! So i answered!! It was Celestia!!! Hello Pule we heard about your stepfather!! Very sad!! Do you want to go to Ponyville!!? Yea i said. Can i be a Alicorn??!??2 Ok she said and then a portal appeared and i jumped in!!!! I waked up! I was a cool smexy red and black alicorn!! My cutie marker was a pen! Since im so good at writing! I made a name for myself! Powerfull Trainer!!! Since im powerfull trainer of Pokemons!!! Helllo! That was Pie!!!! Hello Pie!!! Hey who are you??? I dont know you??? But you know me!!! Yes i was a human before!!!! Look this is an iipod touch!!! I have Ultimate Jellycar XIII-2! Its a must have app! Cool Pie said. Why are you here??? Because The Nasties have killed my Aunt! They wanted her Samsung Galaxy S2!!! Oh too bad Pie said but at least we can be friend come with me to Ponyvillle! I followed Pinkie! Meanwhile The Nasties have invaded my Stepmothers house! Luckily he wasn't home! The Nasties evil leader was called cereal killer!! He wanted my Geodude from lvl 999!!! So he started up my gameboy advance! But the portal was still there!! He knew i was in PONYVIL So Cerial Killer jumped in!!! He was a banana yellow earth pony with a greedy mane!! His cutie marker was a gun and a knife and a skull!! But celestia knew sow the other Nasties turned into Zubats!!! Minions of Cereal Killer!!! So i was in ponyville with Pie! I met a lot of cool ponies! Like Bag Mak and Twililight Sparkel! But one of them was so hawt! She was called Balta Heks Stripe! She was looking for Cereal Killer!!!! To kill him!!!! But i kissses her and she calmed up! But then a Zubat kidnappeed Flutter!!! Rarerty was crying!!!! It was sad! But then Me and Ralta said we are going to save Flutter!!!! And so we went on an epic adventure!!! Tune in next time!!! Same pony time, same pony channel..!
And thats how equestria wasn't made.