//------------------------------// // Coming to Equestria // Story: Disaster // by Super-Stallion //------------------------------// Hi there my name is... well, you don't need to know my real name just yet. Lets just say I'm your neighborhood brony having a very strange day or the most awesome day, it just depends on how you think of it. Today however, I had to save this old crazy geezer with a big brown trench coat from being hit by a truck by pushing him out of the way with my own body, risking my life for a stranger. The old man I saved was very thankful and invited me to eat with him at his favorite diner, it was weird, as soon as he said that he pointed to a diner right next to us. I didn't even notice it until he pointed it out, so we went he ordered our meals and we talked over some things. Eventually the topic switched and we were talking about the show My little pony: Friendship is magic. surprisingly the old fart was a fan. "So what I'm thinking is why the hell would Hasbro have Twilight become an alicorn so Damn early I mean it didn't make any sense, it was too early in the series for that kinda crap!" I said to the old geezer. He had a brown trench coat and was wearing a yellow and red scarf that kinda looked like the one Harry Potter wore along with a brown hat, I couldn't see the rest of him from under all his clothing. I didn't understand why he would even consider wearing all that with the warm weather and all, all I could see was the big devilish grin he always wore. It both creeped me out and intrigued me, it seemed so familiar. The old man chuckled at my statement about Alicorn Twilight, "Oh I most certainly agree with you my friend, whatever they were thinking must have been as insane as… as that Discord fellow." he replied, I started laughing at that. "Ha, I wish! If they were that crazy then Twilight would have wings for three seconds before they disappeared, and then Celestia would come in and sing the 'you've been trolled' song in her face." I laughed and the old geezers grin seemed to grow even larger, which was surprising considering the size it already was. "So, do you like Discord?" he asked. His voice was sounding kinda scary now, but I didn’t pay any attention to it. "Are you kidding? The guy’s a comical genius, he made dancing buffalo, he made the sun and moon switch places every few minutes, he took over Equestria in seconds and he can make chocolate milk rain that explodes, he's awesome!" I yelled, not caring who was in the diner. Which, now I thought about it... There wasn't anyone in the diner. And whatever happened to the lady that brought us our Sandwiches and fries we ordered? The old man chuckled, "You know, I like you boy so tell ya what, what if I told you I can send you to Equestria right now?" he said. I scoffed, "If you can do that then do it, send me away," I replied, humoring the wacko before me. I do admit though if what he was saying were true then that would be awesome… it would be better than what's been happening in my life so far. "but only on one condition." The old man leaned in to hear what I had to say, "Go on?" "If you decided to change me into something don't change me into some mamby pamby pony," Yes, I said that. Deal with it. "Turn me into something cool something like… a Draconequus!" The old geezers grin turned curious, "Why would you want to be like Discord?" he asked. "Why wouldn't I, I want to have some fun while I'm in Equestria and what better way to have fun then to do something you've never done before and what better something than chaos? No one other than Discord knows what it's like and I'm curious if it’s really as fun as Discord describes in the show. It lead to him wanting to rule Equestria, it must be fun. Where do I sign up?" I explained, showing my own devilish grin. I don't know why but his own grin felt nostalgic. His evil smile returned and he laughed like a mad man, "Ha, ha, I like that spunk of yours kid but what would you do if you and Discord met?" he asked still smiling. "I would give him the biggest hug in the universe and we would go frolic in the fields drinking chocolate milk and causing some chaos while running from Celestia herself!" I yelled again getting caught in the moment. "That what I wanted to hear!!" he said. Going into his trench coat he pulled out a wooden bat and pulled it back. "Wait what are you-" I was cut off as the bat swung at my head knocking me to the floor of the diner, everything was becoming blurry as I looked back up at the old bastard that hit me. "See ya on the other side kid." He said as he lifted the hat, revealing his face, it was the face of Discord! I was shocked to say the least, then the world faded to darkness. **** Later I groaned as I got up from the diner floor I looked around the diner as I realized that I was alone. I tried to figure out what just happened when flashes of memory came back to my mind and the face of Discord behind the coat. "Oh man no way that’s impossible… oh my god… I should have asked for an autograph!" I said realizing my fatal mistake. Sure I was surprised to find out that a cartoon character and the show he was from existed, and that he just slugged me with a baseball bat, but I was more shocked that I didn't get his autograph. "Oh well." I slowly got off of the floor and walked out of the diner. When I got outside I realized that the diner moved to the middle of the road, in the middle of the city I live in. I looked all around me and no cars or people could be seen anywhere in sight. I was completely alone in the city in front of the strange diner with big building surrounding me. Suddenly I heard something that sounds like running water coming from somewhere like a river, I strained my eyes to see down the street I was facing then I gasped when I saw a raging wall of water coming straight towards me, I tried to run down the other street but as soon as I turned around there was another wall of water. I looked in the other directions and sure enough both ways were blocked by towers of water heading for me I was trapped. I ran back into the diner and looked out the window, backing away from it as the water came closer until it all came crashing into the windows. I sighed in relief when the glass didn't break under the pressure, but I wasn't able to enjoy it long as the glass quickly started to crack under the weight of the water. "Oh crap." I said before the water bursted through the window submerging me in water. I tried to swim to the surface to get air but couldn't due to the current. That didn't matter anyway since I couldn't even tell which direction was up and down anymore, the diner quickly turned dark and I couldn't see anything but water and darkness nothing but darkness. Then I suddenly felt something in me, I felt something changing me, it felt like my arms and legs were being taken from me one by one and being replaced with something else. Each of my body parts felt numb, I couldn't feel anything for a few moments. When feeling returned it felt different, it felt like none of them were the same anymore. That feeling worked its way through my whole body until it reached my head it burned and I felt energy going through it, my ears felt like they were being stretched out and I could feel something growing out of the top of my head, when I couldn't take the pain any longer I blacked out. ***** I gasped for air and spit out some water, I slowly opened my eyes to see I wasn't In the diner anymore. Or underwater. I felt the sun on my skin so I felt around me to discover that I was laying down on some grass. I slowly sat up from the ground and looked around to see I was in some field in front of a lake. My eyes burned and I rubbed them with my hands, I pulled my hands away from my eyes and gasped when I saw my hands, or better yet, my paw and claw. I looked at my new features shocked but interested. My right arm looked like the paw of a white Bengal tiger and my left looked like a birds arm with sharp talons, a hawk maybe, I was amazed then I looked at my legs. My right leg looked like a red lizards leg with three toes and one at the back. I think. Or is that just a hang nail? I looked at my left leg, it was a horse leg with white fur, I stood up a bit wobbly at first with the new mismatched legs and moved over to the lake. I looked down at my reflection. My face was completely changed I looked like discord if he was a Thousand years younger, I had black hair at the top of my head and a white mane going down and both of my eyes were different sizes, I had both of discords horns, discords blue horn was red on me and brown fur surrounded my face. I had two big fangs poking out my mouth I looked at the middle of my body to see it was covered in green scales, I looked behind me to see wings one was a black birds wing while the other a yellow bats wing. I looked at my whole new body then laughed, "Oh my god I can't believe this! That old geezer was right… Discord was right?" I said to myself. "Hmm if I'm a draconequus like he said then that means I'm in Equestria!" I looked back at my reflection and see a note hanging from my red horn that I didn't notice till now and grabbed it and started reading. Dear young friend~ I do hope you like your new look, you should have realized by now that you're in Equestria. I set you down in what you would call the beginning of season 3 of MLP and I do hope you plan to come to Canterlot to meet me, and give me a hug of course. Don’t forget to cause some chaos along the way. -Sincerely yours, Discord :) I smiled and started laughing like an insane person, "Well Discord if you want me there I'll be there, Look out Equestria for..." I realized if I was going to be in a new world in a new body I would need a new name, something that would be a good fit for this moment that went from a disaster that happened before to now... wait that's it! "Look out for Disaster!"