//------------------------------// // Chapter V- All Over the Darn Place! // Story: Schoolhouse Shenanigans! // by Dragonborne Fox //------------------------------// The foals had just finished feeding (i.e. leeching off their babysitters' grocery supplies) and they were in the playpen once more. There was an assortment of toys of the stuffed, rattling, and suckling (pacifier) variety, and there was simply one of all three for each of them. "Whoo boy," Lance sighed, his face blue in exhaustion, "they really are picky." "I hope changing diapers isn't as bad, given there could be worse," Anna exhaled, her eyes white circles. Apple Leaf flew out of the playpen and latched himself onto Matt's head. His little wings moved so fast it looked as if he had fly's wings. And then a smell much worse than a Beholder in a dumpster hit everyone's noses. "Anna," Natalie gasped, coughing left and right, "I'd suggest you eat those words now." "OH MY STARS AND COMETS!" Fenrir shrieked in agony, "SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!" Matt ran into the bathroom quick as a rabbit enhanced with Reflex whilst running from a hungry bloodhound. He wore a gas mask on his face as he opened the diaper-changing unit, took Apple off of his head and put him on said unit before changing the diaper so fast it put Lance to shame (which said a lot.) And right when he was going to put the safety pin on, Apple ruined the new diaper. "Oh come on!" Matt cried in horror. ~~~~~~~~~~ Moon Flight began annoying Natalie by flying upside-down whilst walking on the ceiling. Pound Cake style no less. Worse, Katie was knocked out by the horrid diaper-stench only a few moments earlier. "Really?!" Called the mage with an audible face-palm. The filly giggled. Dusk Rose climbed out of the playpen in such a way it fell on its side, allowing the other foals to roam the house. Golden Streamers teamed up with Emblazoned Ruby and proceeded to run into the basement....that housed the freaking Valkyrie. "OH NONONONONONONONO!" Anna wailed as she followed suit with a Bind net in her hands. "NO! NO! UH-UH, LEAVE THOSE STAIRS ALONE!" Natalie face-palmed yet again. Umbralina began running around Fenrir so fast he became dizzy. His eyeballs literally span in their sockets. Claw Shine began flying over the man-maids, making them stop whatever they were doing in shock. Coryza held a sign that said 'Y'all are on your own--I ain't helping on little bit!' And she meant it. 'This is going to Tartarus really fast....' Natalie thought with a sigh of defeat.