//------------------------------// // Chapter 2 // Story: A Life of Chaos // by Phoenix Skyfire //------------------------------// A Life of Chaos Chapter 2 Written By: Phoenix Skyfire Idea By: Seven81493 Edited By: devas “Vinyl Scratch? The infamous DJ-Pon3?" Discord asked, raising his eyebrow. "That's me. Glad to finally meet you Discord, and of course your lovely new wife," Vinyl said, with a broad smile pointed at Twilight. "Thank you for the compliment, miss Scratch, but I would be careful. My husband has been known to be jealous." "I am jealous of nopony, Twilight. Why would you say such a thing?" Discord said, with a hurt expression. "Do I need to remind you of what happened two years ago while we were dating?" Twilight asked, looking right at her husband. "What are you talking about my dear?" the mismatched creature asked. "Okay, now I'm curious. What happened?" Vinyl asked, moving over next to Octavia. "Discord and I went out on a date to this nice romantic restaurant. After we finished our meal and were about to leave, a random colt came up to me and started flirting with me. Even going so far as saying I should go out to dinner with him next time, instead of Discord," Twilight giggled, remembering the look on her husband's face that day. "Next thing I knew, that colt had this nice coat on. A short time later I found out the coat was made entirely out of poison joke," the purple mare started laughing, her mind playing back that day, seeing the colt with a nice rainbow afro and a high squeaky voice. "I was not jealous, Twilight. He had insulted me," Discord said, crossing his arms and huffing at his wife. "Octy? Remind me not to flirt with Twilight again. I don't think I wanna be on the wrong end of Discord," the dj said, laughing the entire time. "No problem, I don't think I would enjoy treating you all day for poison joke either," Octavia replied, giggling under her breath. Hearing the sound of hoofsteps behind her, Twilight turned around and came face to face with her beloved mentor. "Princess," Twilight said, hugging Celestia. "Thank you for giving us your blessing again, and thank you for letting Luna hold the ceremony." "It's the least I could do after everything I put you and Discord through, my faithful student," the solar princess said, leaning into the embrace. "Thank you as well, Celestia. While this may seem weird, I'm grateful you overthrew me. If you hadn't, I would still be who I once was, but now I'm married to a very beautiful and smart mare, whom I love with all my heart," Discord spoke, looking at his wife. Twilight turned and looked at her husband, smiling wide. She walked over to him and pulled him into a kiss. Pulling away from the kiss, she said, "I love you too, Discord." "I would think so, my darling wife. Seeing how you just married me," Discord said jokingly, laughing. "I just don't understand it." "Understand what, your majesty?" Octavia asked, overhearing Celestia talk under her breath. "How I never saw how good of a couple they make," Celestia replied, turning around to walk away.