//------------------------------// // Chapter 1 // Story: A Life of Chaos // by Phoenix Skyfire //------------------------------// A Life of Chaos Chapter 1 Written by Seven81493 Edited by Miss Dark Angel Everypony was partying, having a great time. But not Discord. Wedding parties had been a drag since they were first introduced, and it sickened him. “Honey, are you okay?” Looking to his right, Discord saw his gorgeous wife looking up at him, and he smiled at her. “I’m fine, Twilight. You go enjoy the party.” “Well, I would, but Rainbow Dash sort of took the spotlight away from me.” “Heh, that certainly sounds like her. But I can’t blame her, either. This party is so drab and lifeless.” “It isn’t that bad.” “Twilight, once Rarity seized control of planning the party from Pinkie, everything went down the tube. I mean, come on, look at this!” To emphasize his point, Discord pointed out towards the festivities. Twilight followed where he was pointing. “Discord, all I see is a party. Besides, Pinkie seems to be having fun!” “That’s because she lives in a world of her own! Look at all this boring stuff! We didn’t even get a DJ! All we got was some stupid orchestra, and while Ms. Octavia is very nice, it’s still not all that fun.” “Do you have a problem with Rarity or something?” Twilight asked jokingly. “You know that I adore her, Twilight. It’s simply too boring here. Now you go and have fun.” “I would, but seeing you so sad takes it out of me. I love you so much, you know.” “Then can I liven up the party a bit?” “How so, honey?” Twilight asked with a raised eyebrow in suspicion. She had never seen him this bored since they had gotten together, but that didn’t mean he could start causing chaos again. “Well, I could show off my lovely singing voice, for one.” Twilight smirked. She hadn’t heard him sing since that fateful day four years ago, and she was eager to hear him sing yet again. “Go ahead, Discord. Who knows, it might be really fun!” Grinning at his wife, Discord flicked his talons and appeared on the stage, where Octavia and her orchestra were currently playing. Summoning a microphone into existence, he began overriding the orchestra’s music with his own instrumental. Listen Here “Hey, everypony! Glad to see you enjoying yourselves, but if you don’t mind, I’d like to sing a song for my lovely bride.” There seemed to be murmurs of approval throughout the crowd. Looking Twilight’s direction, he could see her blushing, a smile on her face. “Anyways, this song is about Twilight during the events of my first release over four years ago.” Once the song had already begun, Discord decided to improvise, bringing forth a bellowing laugh. It seemed to have the effect he wanted, and the ponies in the crowd shrank back at the familiar laugh. So he did it again a few moments later, but this time, the crowd seemed to get into it, and began stamping to the beat of the music. Even Twilight began dancing her awkward dance. Discord himself had been embarrassed to be seen with her when he first saw her do it. After a few more seconds, the song entered its main beat, and Discord decided to have a little fun. Just a simple illusion to make it seem like his voice was repeating the same part of his name over and over. Nothing too special, but the crowd of ponies before him seemed to enjoy it. Heck, he even saw Octavia clap her hooves together out of the corner of his eye. She had just as quickly stopped and began blushing, though, when her orchestral friends glared at her. But now, it was time to sing his song. And he was going to have fun doing it. I’m not a fan of puppeteers, but I’ve a nagging fear someone else is pulling at the strings, Something terrible going down through the entire town, wreaking anarchy and all it brings. I can’t sit idly, no, I can’t move at all, I curse the name, the one behind it all... Discord, I’m howlin’ at the moon, and sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon! Discord, whatever did we do, to make you take our world away?! Oddly, Twilight seemed to be cheering for her new husband’s song the most. He thought she may have been saddened by him bringing up such memories, but hey, he was praising her in a song. I’m fine with changing status quo, but not in letting go. Now the world is being torn apart, A terrible catastrophe played by your symphony, what a terrifying work of art! He made sure to point at Octavia’s fellow orchestra members during the last line of that verse, making her giggle, and causing everypony else’s faces to go red. I can’t sit idly, no I can’t move at all, I curse the name, the one behind it all... At the last second, Discord decided to change the beat of his song to allow for a longer chorus. After all, he wanted everypony to hear as much of his voice as they possibly could. He was the center of attention, after all. Discord, I’m howlin’ at the moon, and sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon! Discord, whatever did we do, to make you take our world away?! Discord, are we your prey alone? Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne? Discord, we won’t take it anymore, so take your tyranny away! As the chorus finished, Discord snapped his talons and appeared beside his wife. Grabbing her by the hoof, he teleported the two of them back to the stage, where he urged her to do her ridiculous dance, much to her chagrin. Though she was married to the god of chaos, after all, so why not have some fun? As Twilight began her dance, Discord fell on his back, laughing at the sight of it. He snapped his talon while wiping away tears of laughter with his paw. The music suddenly changed to that of carnival fare, and Twilight blushed immensely. Showing her frustration at her newlywed, she tackled him to the ground, causing the both of them to erupt into giggles. But he had a song to finish. So, with Twilight still on top of him, he brought the microphone to his face and began singing, looking ridiculous while doing so. Discord, I’m howlin’ at the moon, and sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon! Discord, whatever did we do, to make you take our world away?! Discord, are we your prey alone? Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne? Discord, we won’t take it anymore, so take your tyranny away! As the music began fading away, Discord gave Twilight a kiss before lifting himself up. Twilight got back up, as well, along with him. “Thank you for letting me do that, Twilight. It certainly livened things up around here.” Twilight simply giggled and hugged Discord around the waist. After a second, though, Twilight was forced to let go by a clearing of somepony’s throat. “Terribly sorry. I’m not interrupting anything, am I?” Twilight and Discord turned around to see a familiar, bow-tie wearing pony looking at them. “Hello, Octavia,” Discord greeted her. “How are you this fine evening?” “I’m doing wonderful, my dear friend. I have to say, I enjoyed your little song,” she said, glancing over her shoulder at the other orchestra members. They were still fuming, and were beginning to pack up and leave. They found themselves halted, however, by Discord, who had teleported in front of them. “Leaving so soon? Come now, I’m certain you can play while Ms. Octavia and I chat.” “But we can’t play without our cellist!” one of the mares exclaimed. “Oh, is that all?” Discord said whilst snapping his talons, causing a floating cello to appear. “There you go!” Begrudgingly, the orchestra members sat down and began to play once again, the same tune they had been playing before that monster had so rudely taken the stage away from them. As Discord reached Octavia and his wife once again, he let the performer know she was free for the evening. Being grateful, she said she wanted to show him something, but he had to close his eyes. Having no problems with the request, he did so instantly, and Octavia grabbed his paw and led him into the crowd, with Twilight following close behind. “I find it funny that you act so childish around me and my wife, Octavia.” “What can I say? Perhaps you bring out the fun side of me.” “Don’t you have somepony who ca—” Discord’s question was cut off by Octavia exclaiming, “Okay, you can open them now!” As his eyes opened, he took notice of a white unicorn mare with a funky blue mane, looking up at him. “Discord,” Octavia began, “this is my marefriend, Vinyl Scratch.”