[The Next Morning]
You know it was pretty weird how that chain mail was right in the first part but there is NO WAY my mane will light on fire today. The only way that would happen is if somepony used a magic spell on my mane. Then again... I do have hairdressers coming today.
"Hello? Princess Luna? We are here!" I looked outside to see 2 ponies at the door so I rushed downstairs. Opened the door and let them in.
"Sorry for having to come in the day when you're supposed to be asleep..." One of the hairdressers said.
"Oh... I don't mind really. I didn't really need any sleep." I said to them. "Trust me."
"Well alright." So they both started on my mane. You know it was like what all hairdressers use. Uhh.... Darn it I forget what they used.
"How long until you're finished?" I had exactly no patience for them. I mean I need to maintain my rank on Ponytube. Daytime is perfect since half of the victims are now awake.
"We just started..." Said one of them. The other just frowned.
"Oh right..." So you know I just sat there waiting for them to finish. But for some reason It felt like they were doing somthing that wasn't supposed to happen... WAIT!
-5 HOURS LATER-
"There you go! A perfect mane!" said one of the hairdressers.
"Are you sure it's perfect? I mean it's literally rock hard." I tapped on my mane. It was actually rock hard. So hard that you needed to use a hammer just to break a piece the size of a pebble off.
"Oh yes! It'll be like that for a few minutes then you'll have a mane that shining even more than before!" One of the hairdressers exclaimed.
"If you say so." I watched as the 2 hairdressers left the castle. Maybe I might be able to get some sleep...
As I walked towards the room I saw Celestia just at the end of the hallway. She stared at me for a while and ran off the other way.
"What was that all about?" I didn't think much and went inside the room. Next thing I knew rocks fell straight on top of me. Although thanks to me rock hard mane I didn't get injured in any way.
"Nice try Celestia! My mane is unbreakable!" I yelled down the hallway. I then heard Celestia scream in the distance. Something about being a cheater?
I ignored it and just laid in my bed for a minute which it felt like the longest minute ever. Next thing I knew Twilight came in.
"Mind if I come inside?" Twilight asked.
"Well you're already inside so no I don't mind." Twilight then closed the door behind her and walked up to me.
"Can't sleep?" Of course I can't sleep what does it look like?!
"No." Twilight just stared at me for a while and asked me...
"How come?" Geez Twilight! Why do you ask so many questions! Wait...
"I need some pony to make me laugh first." Twilight gave a confused look at first but then understood.
"Well then I'll just go on Ponytube and search a funny video." My plan is going perfectly.
"Let me do it. We'll both have a laugh from this video! You just sit in that chair while I lay in bed." Twilight nodded and watched as I typed in the video name and clicked on it.
BEST Harlem Shake Ever
"Oh it's this! I love these hilarious Harlem Shakes!" I watched as Twilight kept watching the video. I then put earplugs over my ears and stared.
"Da. Da. Da. Da. Da, da, da, da, da..." Oh this is going to be golden.
"HERE WE GO!" Twilight then had her face against the screen.
"And do the Harlem Sh- *SCREAMER*" I watched as Twilight smacked the screen and screamed while at the same time she fell backwards on the chair. I just broke out laughing as hard as I could at her reaction.
"HOW COULD YOU LUNA?! HOW COULD YOU?! THAT WASN'T FUNNY!" But I ignored her and kept on laughing. OH MAN SHE FELL BACKWARDS!
"I'm going to promise you Luna! I'll get you back later today!" Like she's going to do anything to me!
Gee, after what happened in the morning with Twilight I was able to sleep finally! All I really dreamed of was Twilight's reaction on repeat. Also I haven't seen her anywhere ever since I woke up.
"Aw... That was so perfect I should have recorded it. Oh wait I DID!" I then took my camera from my secret hiding spot and uploaded the video. First 5 minutes I already got 1,000,000+ views, 1,245 likes, 1 dislikes and 6 new subscribers.
'Pony-style: The one that disliked was Twilight. XD' 89 likes
'Freedom-to-ya: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Twilight is angry, But I'm laughin' too!' 78 likes
"Alright! That's what I'm talking about!" I high hoofed myself and went on with what I would be doing now. Eat, gaze, troll, lower moon and sleep. So I went outside the room like any normal pony would but this time my guards who never really make any faces at me just stood there in awe.
"What are you staring at?" They said absolutely nothing. I ignored them and just continued.
...Okay now this is getting weird. I just went into the kitchen and the Chef was gawking at me and he did nothing. Then I go outside to look at the stars and even the Discord statue is gawking at me! What in the world is going on?!
"Princess Luna!" I turned around to see one of my guards.
"Yes?" I waited for his response.
"Are you aware that your head is on fire?" Then that's when it struck me. The reason why everypony was staring at me was that MY HEAD WAS ON FIRE. But I don't feel it...
"No. In fact I didn't even notice." That's when I saw the guard turn around and look up.
"I had a feeling! GUYS DROP THE WATER ON HER!" Next thing I knew gallons of water landed on my head. Along with 2 buckets. Not fun to get splashed with water during the Fall season.
"Alright Luna! We have now extinguished your fire!" The guard then gave me a smile. I gave a frown in return.
"Yeah but now I'm freezing to death!" I yelled at the guard.
"Oh..." I then watched as the guard backed away and ran. Sometimes these guards can be complete idiots...
"Maybe I'll tell Celestia about this..." I knew if anyone could make me feel better it would be Celestia.
Remember yesterday when Celestia said to not go in her room for any reason? I went inside and what do I see? Celestia is just sleeping in bed! I went on her computer and nothing was th- Oh wait. Oh no no... OH LORD! I can see why Celestia said to not come inside her room now... I-I-I don't think I wanna mention it... *cough*
"Celestia you are one disturbing pony." I whispered to myself.
"WHAT WAS THAT?" Busted...
I turned around to see Celestia standing there with fury in her eyes. Well this is going to be one long boring lecture.
"So first you think snooping around my stuff is a good thing, second you think you can get away with this, and third you say I'm disturbing?! Let me tell you something about life..."
"Blah Blah Blah! Can you just get to the point? I'm kinda in a rush here!"
"Oh I'll get to the point! I'm ready to send you STRAIGHT back to the moon!"
"NO DON'T! I'M TOO PERFECT TO BE SENT BACK TO THE MOON!"
~some boring hours later~
"GET OUT!" Next thing I knew I got kicked out of the room. Who knew Celestia had a temper?
As I went back to my room I noticed that I haven't checked what my mane looked like after that fire. So I went into the bathroom and guess what? Nothing happened to it.
"Wow. Those hairdressers did a perfect job on my mane. Hey wait a second it's still rock hard!" I tapped on my mane it yes it was still hard but not like before. It was kind of loosened.
"Meh. I'll just go back to doing what I do best! Trolling." As I turned on the computer I got once again a message from that anonymous pony.
'SO HOW DID YOU LIKE YOU HAIR STYLE? DID YOU FEEL THE BURN? NEVER MIND THAT. BE READY FOR TOMORROW'
I didn't really want to message back to him or anything but what the heck. It's fun to have someone to talk to once and a while.
'I see what you did there!'