It was night time in Canterlot. Royal guards were everywhere. No one inside the room. Perfect time to go on the internet. Half the world is asleep right? It wouldn't hurt if I went on the internet just to put some random comments on Ponytube. Heh. Of course nothing can happen on the internet.
"Now it's for the troll to strike!" I then signed into my account (Secret Troll) and went to multiple videos to well you know...
'ALIENS INVADE EQUESTRIA!!!!'
[Insert video here]
Celestia: 'AHHH!!!! ALIENZ R EV'RY WEAR!!!! RUUUUUUUN!!!' 51 likes
As usual there are the ponies that pretend that they're others. So far I've seen about 10 accounts that have the names of famous ponies. Even me. But no matter! This was a perfect troll moment!
'@Celestia: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!'
I then watched as the likes on my comment had passed the likes on hers [125 likes] and I watched as her negative comments stared to pour the screen.
'@Secret Troll: I hate you' This comment has been flagged as spam.
Wow! I love my trolling career! So far I've trolled 789 ponies and none have been able to troll me back. Yep... life is good!
(You have received a message)
"Okay lets who had the guts to try to send me this troll message..." Yeah I forgot about that. They CONSTANTLY send me troll messages but so far none of them worked. I opened the message and saw that it had lots of text and that it was all in caps.
'IF YOU HAVE READ THIS FAR IT IS TOO LATE. ON MONDAY YOU WILL BE KICKED IN THE FACE BY THE PONY YOU WOULD LEAST EXPECT TO KICK YOU, ON TUESDAY YOUR MANE WILL LIGHT ON FIRE, ON WEDNESDAY YOUR COMPUTER WILL GET A VIRUS, ON THURSDAY YOU WILL LOSE YOUR ABILITY TO FLY AND YOUR ABILITY TO USE MAGIC, AND ON FRIDAY YOU WILL BE KISSED. COPY AND PASTE IN TO 10 VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 2 MINUTES OR YOU WILL DIE ON FRIDAY INSTEAD.'
"Ha! That's fake! Trust I've read this multiple times and it never happens." I then decided to send a message back to the user. But then it said that the user did not exist.
"..." I then decided to go outside to get some fresh air and gaze at the stars as I turned off the computer. Surely that chain mail wasn't real. It's never real. Right?