//------------------------------// // Wednesday Night Boast-Busters Episode #4 // Story: EWE // by JasonCider //------------------------------// After Jason got fired, he showed a side... that nopony expected. "You fired Jason, but you DIDN'T FIRE Azreal Dizaster!" is he after the EWE championship? What happened to Jason? Why did Vinyl fire him? All these will be answered and more, TONIGHT on EWE BOAST-BUSTERS! "Welcome to EWE! My name is Spike, and covering for Pinkie Pie if EWE's own Azreal Dizaster!" Azreal laughs, "what did you think about what happened yesterday?" "It's great! Jason is FINALLY GONE! Now it's my turn to shine." The titantron turned on with Jason holding the camera. Below it said previously recorded. "Hey Juggalos! It's me! Jason commin' at ya one more time! So that mighty *censor* in charge said that I can get my job back...if I do one last thing! I wonder what else she's gonna do to *censor* MY LIFE UP! JASON OUT! WHOOP WHOOP!" Jason yelled over the titantron. The entire crowd scream out whoop whoop! "Damn it! I don't want to turn back to Jason." Azreal said. "But now I did," Jason said with a smile. He leans back in the chair and looks at Spike, "did you miss me *censor* breath?" Spike slumped in his chair. "NO! Nobody did, you're just a little faggot, why did you even come back?" Jason eyes were wide. "Vinyl wanted me to come back...*censor* if I know why, she's the *censor* that fired me," Spike rolled his eyes. "Is everypony happy?" The crowd cheered, "I said, is everypony happy?" The crowed cheered louder. "That's good! Well, Jason, if you're wondering why I brought you here, remember the deal we made with the fans?" Jason smiled. "The cross-gender match? What about it?" Vinyl grew a smile. "We lied to these fans...we promised a match and we NEVER gave it to them...so lets make a deal," Jason raises an eyebrow. "We'll have this match and if you win, you'll become the NEW EWE champion, but if you loose, you'll NEVER be able to work in the EWE ever again. You can choose the match type out of a cage match, inferno match, or a broken bone match," Jason smiles. "You think I'm some kind of *censor*? I choose the broken bone match...inside the steal cage," Vinyl nodded her head but then grew a fiendish smile. "Wait, you didn't hear your opponent Jason...it'll be...your wife, Rainbow Dash!" the crowed booed her. Jason stood up and ran in the ring after Vinyl, "if you hit me Jason, the deal is off the counter." Jason calmed down, "so what do you say?" She raises her hand. "IF I win, I get your job!" Jason says before shaking her hoof. "NO! I didn't agree with that part Jason!" Jason leaves the ring. "Sorry to late to call bull*censor*!" Vinyl looked sad and ran off. Jason grew a smile. "You guys heard it first, Jason Cider will face off with Rainbow dash in a caged broken bone match. What a sadistic mother *censor* Jason is for agreeing with such a match," Spike said, Pinkie sat down. "Jason only agreed to get his job back, you would do the same thing in his position Spike," Pinkie said and Spike jumped. He readjusted himself. "To get his job back or not, that's like me having to fight Rarity, I just couldn't bring myself to do it. I LOVE her to much to hurt her." Well, we'll be back on EWE! "Welcome back, if you're just tuning in, Jason agreed to be in a match with the EWE diva Rainbow Dash," Spike grew angry. "That's right, AGREED! That little faggot claims to 'love' RD, but would someone agree to place you in a caged broken bone match if they loved you? I sure hope not!" "Jason had this to say," the titantron shows Jason backstage with Quick-Bolt, Big Mac, Sound Barrier, and the new kid, Frost. "We at Hollywood do NOT agree with Spike talking bullshit about Jason!" Frost said. "That's right Frosty, you're out Spike!" Sound Barrier jokes. Jason pushed his way out. "ANYWAYS, the rest of Hollywood will be at my corner just in case Vinyl try's anything we wouldn't agree with!" Jason smiled and the screen shows Quick-Bolt. "And if you don't think we're serious Vinyl," he looks over at Frost, "show them what you did Frosty," Frosty points to a car with a big HW in spray-paint on Vinyl's Car. "Do you like it? It took twelve cans of paint to do it just right, but it's worth it! See ya at the main event!" The screen shows Jason as he punches the screen and breaks it. "Here they come, with a combined weight of over 1000 pounds, HOLLYWOOD!" a long limousine rolls out and stops on the ramp. Frost opens the driver side door and rolls out the red carpet. He then walks to the door and opens a car door. Jason walks out the door and points to the crowd. Quick-Bolt jumps from the top of the roof and joins Jason. Sound Barrier, Big Mac, Jason, and frost walked inside the ring. Jason levitates a mic close to him, "Spike, come here NOW!" Spike shook his head. "I Pinkie promise that I wont hurt you." "Come on Spike, don't be a *censor*," Pinkie joked. Spike took his headset off and he got out of his chair. Spike was holding a mic, "what do you want Jason?" Spike asked sliding into the ring. Jason lifted his hooves like he wanted a hug. "Come on Spike, pack it in!" Spike was slow to react but as soon as he got close to Jason, Jason rolled and Frost ran and put Spike's head to his knee, "Don't you ever...ever...EVER say that I don't love my wife. Got it?" Jason points at Frost, "Pick this scum up Frosty...and you don't have to be nice to him afterward." Frost drags the unconscious body of Spike offstage and out of the arena. Sound Barrier left with him. "Here she comes, RAINBOW DASH!" nobody comes out. "RAINBOW DASH!" The announcer got confused. "Baby?" The titantron showed a masked pony with RD tied up in a chair. Jason was shocked to see this. "Hello Jason," The masked pony said. Her voice was scrambled and different then anyone he knows, "you don't know me, but I know you..." Rainbow Dash wakes up. "Ja--Jason? is that you?" Jason freaked out. "You hurt me Jason, so I'm gonna hurt you," the pony lifted up a steal chair and looked at RD, "you...love her Jason...don't you?" "If you hurt her, I swear to God I will find you and I will KILL YOU!" The masked pony laughed. "You're not in the position to make demands, Jason. Oh, and you should really watch you're tone with me." The bell rings and Jason is declared the winner by forfeit. "All I want, Jason, is to see you as hurt...like the time you hurt me...and I will never forgive you Jason. Get him boys! I want him to watch this." Hayseed and Gabriel entered the ring and attacked the attacking Quick-Bolt with the steal chair they were holding. They then ambushed Jason. Hitting him with chairs and forced him to look at the titantron, "I didn't want this to happen, Jason...you forced my hoof...I'm sorry, Rainbow Dash. We could of been friends." The masked pony lifted the chair over his head and bashed it over Rainbow Dash a couple of times. Blood covered Rainbow's head as tears rolled down Jason's face. After it was done it looked back at the camera, "Find me Jason...I'll be waiting,"