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// Trolling class (2) 
// Story: Cadence Goes Trolling 
// by Flames173 
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Cadence, being as inexperienced as she was in trolling, needed some pony, or some draconeques, to teach her how.
"So you need help in trolling eh?" Discord asked after taking a sip of his tea.
"Yes." Cadence replied, she stared at his face, but he refused to make eye contact.
"Well, you do realize that I've been reformed, and trolling is no longer my expertise. Right?"
"I don't care, you can still teach me, and you're the best troller, better even than Celestia!"
"Well, I guess I could help you, if you think you can take it." Discord stared into Cadence's eyes, his were slits of pure evil.
"I can take anything, just tell me how to troll!"
"Oh really, you can take anything can you?"
"Yes."
"Can you take cries of little children seeing their parents with distorted faces? Can you handle random ponies beating each other shitless?"
Cadence didn't react, the eye contact faltered when her eye twitched. I can't show weakness, I know he'll drop me if I do.
"I can tell you want to quit trolling class already, and we haven't even begun. You are weak in the fact you can't handle what trolling might do, but you are strong as to not show it, oh, and yes, I will drop you from trolling class if you show any weakness." Discord laughed.
Cadence was taken aback by this. "You, you can read my mind?" she asked.
"I can read every living being's mind. Oh, by the way, you're husband wants the V, and that tree over there." he pointed at a tree a few feet away from them. "Is thinking, sun, sun, sun, sun, sun, sun, sun, you get the point I think."
"That's a little creepy."
"Yes, but what about me isn't? I'm part lion, part eagle, part dragon, part, well, everything."
"When will the class start?"
"Oh, I believe that it has already ended. You pass."
"Wh-what? But, I didn't learn how to troll people yet." Cadence complained, she stamped her hoof on the ground hard. "I want to know how! NOW!"
"Ha, yes, but the thing is, trolling truly depends on what you do and who your victim is! There is no way to teach trolling, it just happens."
"Screw you!" Cadence shouted. She shot a blast of magic at him.
"Honestly, I'm not teaching you because I don't think you can really handle it." Discord clamped his paw over his mouth quickly. "What, just, happened?" He mumbled between his toes.
"I cast a spell on you, it takes away whatever part of you that you value the most."
"So it took my lying?"
"Apparently so."
"But, how?"
"You love your lying, and I am the Princess of love, I can do anything if it involves love."
"Well, I guess you must have it in you already, you don't need my help.
"Wow, really?"
"Yup. Now, if you'd excuse me, I'm going to go hug little bunny rabbits and kiss beavers." Discord walked away.
Cadence stared at him as he walked away. Seems like a nice guy. She thought, then she headed back to her castle. She arrived just in time to see her husband taking off his armor from the job.
"Hey hun, where were you today? You were gone much too long to be taking a shit."
"Nowhere."
"Fine, don't tell me, I don't care, so how are you doing?"
"Good, but bored."
"Why?"
"Ask Steel, I explained it all to him."
"All right, but you kind of look tired, you should get some sleep."
"Yeah, sure, ok." Cadence slid under the covers of her bed and closed her eyes. She slowly slipped out of consciousness. After a few minutes, Shining joined her in the bed, unarmored, and fell asleep with her.