Letters to Nopony

by Maple Drop


Letter 1 - Rainbow Hearts

Dear Nopony.

I think I'm in love.

It's not the sappy filly "I'm in love", but real-real love. It's so amazing that I feel 20% cooler just thinking about it! They're amazing! Even though twilight says I "boost" about my obviously amazing skillz, this mare still seems to like me. Yes, its a mare. Its not Fluttershy, sadly, but this mares even more wonderful! She wants to learn how to fly but because of her being an earth pony, that may never happen... I really wish I could teach her, or get her a magic spell to give her wings. Oh Pinkie Pie... what can I do to help you realize your dream? How will you and I ever fly over town and play pranks on egghead and every pony else? I'm so sorry Pinkie.. so sorry....

I love Pinkie Pie. she's so hyper and never gets tired so she can keep up with me. Her just loving to play pranks is another bonus for us and our relationship, though it's still only friendship. I haven't told her how I feel, and I'm afraid that when she finds out, she'll pretend to be ok with it, but than just start to ignore me because I creped her out.

Nopony, what in Equestria will I do? Im so nervous about telling her that im starting to feel uncool, and that's not cool!

--A really cool Pony

P.s. If the letters damp, it's because I wrote this while I was waiting for the rain over ponyville to pass on. Sadly I couldn't leave my post in case the rain stayed! Anyway, its damp from the rain, not from my tears. Even though my tears would make this letter 20% cooler!

Rainbow Dash rolled up the scroll that she had just poured her thoughts onto. She had heard of other ponys in ponyville just writing letter like this addressed to some "nopony". She wiped her eyes with one hoof before leaving the comfort of her cloudy home. As she clutched the scroll in her mouth, Dash flew to a cloud cluster she was going to move over ponyville. Sighing, Rainbow Dash set the scroll on the cloud and flew to the side to start pushing it over the town. After the cloud cluster was in place, she gave it a nice swift kick to get the rain stored in it a boost. Dash flew back as she watched rain droplets slowly start to fall, more and more quickly joining in. With yet another uncool sigh, Dash turned around and started the fly back to her home where Tank waited. Unaware of the scroll she had forgotten about falling through the clouds and hitting somepony on the head. Somepony who went by the nickname "Nopony".


Pinkie Pie was closing the shutters of her attic bedroom. This rain sure is coming down so hard that even Gummy cant stand it! The pink earth pony thought ash she looked at the poor toothless alligator that was hidden under the colourful blankets of her bed. Looking out the window, Pinkie noticed a dark figure heading towards the door of Sugercube corner. Excited, Pinkie quickly finished closing all the shutters and hopped down the stairs into the bakery. "Welcome to Sugercube Corner! How can I help satisfy your tasty taste buds today?!" Pinkie's greeting went unheard to an empty room. A questioning look appeared on the party ponys face. She was sure she had seen somepony come in, she was sure of it! As Pinkie walked behind the counter, she noticed a damp scroll near the cash register. Did somepony taken all their money? Had Mr. and Mrs. Cupcake been abducted? Pinkie Pie quickly ripped off the seal of the scroll and read the first scroll.

Dear Miss Pinkie pie

This letter has come to in to my [something horrible covered in ink and unreadable] hoofs and I think that it would be the senders best wish's for you to see this. I have attached the letter I'm presuming was meant to be sent to you.

[No name]

Pinkie Pie carefully pealed off the second scroll that had been attached to the first. It's words were a bit blurred, but readable. As the pink earth pony read over the second letter, her eyes started to blur. she knew who the sender was. She even had the same feelings for the sender, and just like Dash, she too was worried about being shot down. Wiping her eyes, she laughed at how Rainbow Dash had tried to hide her mare side. Rolling up Rainbow Dash's letter to 'Nopony', Pinkie slowly walked up to her room and laid down on the bed. How do I tell dash the feelings so mutual it's hard to be in the same room as her?! Pinkie pie thought as she rolled onto her side, clutching the letter.

Sitting up like she sometimes saw Lyra Heartstrings do in the park, Pinkie had an idea. An amazing idea according to her. Pulling off the covers to reveal Gummy, Pinkie stuffed him in her black hole of a hair and grabbed her bright pink raincoat that Rarity had made just for her and her "Ever growing hair" as Rarity had put it when she showed the pink earth pony the hood that could stretch almost triple times its normal size. Pulling the hood over her head, Pinkie Pie set out into the rain. Pinkie hoped to where Rainbow Dash's house was suppose to be sitting over.

Breathing in with all her might, Pinkie yelled "Rainbow Dash!!". The rainbow Pegasus stuck her head out of her open window and looked down to see a pink blob bouncing about, making her heart skip a beat. Zooming through the room to the front door, Rainbow Dash flew down to Pinkie Pie. as she neared the pink pony, she tried to hide her feelings by slowing down a bit as well as hid her overly big smile.

"H-hi Pinkie Pie how are--" Rainbow Dash started to say once she had landed beside the smiling pink earth pony, but was stopped with a kiss on the lips. Rainbow Dash felt the blush she had once been trying to hide now covering her face. Finally Pinkie Pie pulled back from the stunned but secretly happy and hopeful Rainbow Dash.

"Rainbow Dash, I've been meaning to tell you something about you and me. I-I LIKE YOU! And not in the friend to friend way anymore!" Pinkie Pie said really quick and than hung her head, but because of their time together Rainbow dash could understand everything the pink earth pony had just said.

Rainbow dash put a hoof under the beautiful pink earth pony's chin and lifted it so they booth were looking eye to eye. "Pinkie Pie," Rainbow Dash began. "I have those exact same feelings, mine are probably 20% cooler, but yours are 100% more beautiful." Meer seconds after Rainbow Dash had finished admitting her love for the pink, her lips gently touched the earth pony's in a loving and caring motion.

Wrapping her front hoofs around the earth pony, Rainbow Dash carried Pinkie Pie up to her cloud home. She didn't care if they just sat and talked, or did some [I[other things. As long as they were together, nothing mattered.