"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Dee-Dee...Can you just calm down for a sec..." Christian says quietly. Dee-Dee was still screaming after she woke up, and everyone was starting to get worried that she might attract unwanted attention. Twilight and Christian were just thanking Celestia that they were on the outskirts of town, but Dee-Dee still had quite a set of lungs and they weren't about to take any chances.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"SHUT UP!" Dash yells. Dee-Dee shuts up immediately, her eyes now fixed onto the rainbow pegasus. Dash's head backs away from her doe-eyes and backs away to the group surrounding the gray pony. Dee-Dee marches up to Dash and glares directly into her eyes. Dash's neck starts getting wet with sweat as she was uncomfortably stared at.
"Don't ever tell me to shut up again." She presses her muzzle into Dash's, who glanced back at her friends in awkwardness. Who was this mare anyway? "Got it?!" Dash nods slowly and confused. She then angrily glances at Christian, who backs up a bit in retaliation. "Why am I a pony?! What did you do to me?!" She marches up angrily and gives Christian the same evil look into his eyes. Christian gives her a very unenthusiastic look and motions her to step off.
"Relax Dee-Dee, You're just your OC here is all! Happens to everyone who has an OC and comes here!"
"And by everyone, he means just me." Vague says flatly. Dee-Dee gasps in surprise and looks at her gray pony body. Sure enough, Christian was right. She looked just like her OC: The dark gray tail and mane, her lighter fur and her cutie mark all matched the description of the pony she designed a few years back. She looks back up to Christian.
"Is this permanent?" She murmurs. Christian shakes his head.
"Nope. Just happens when you're here. We still don't know why or how, it just...happens."
"I think it's just the way the author can fit in OC's" Pinkie says, unzipping her mouth. Everyone stops and looks at the pink earth pony, dumbfounded at whatever she just said.
"Huh?!" They exclaim simultaneously. Pinkie giggles at her friends' reactions.
"Nevermind!" Pinkie smiles as if she said nothing. Everyone else blinks a few times at her weird exclamation and after a few seconds, return to the matter at hand.
"Ok then...Anywho Dee-Dee, I told you I would take you to Equestria, and well, here it is!" Christian hands motion Dee-Dee to look behind him toward Ponyville. She gives of a small smile of satisfaction to know that he wasn't lying about anything. She stares for a minute, taking in what was around her, the atmosphere of being on another planet tends to make someone just look around and enjoy themselves. Dee-Dee shows a wide smile and takes a breath. Christian grinned at the fact that she was amazed at what she was seeing, and she wasn't even in town yet! He walks up behind her. "So Dee-Dee, would you like to look around town?" Dee-Dee turns toward him with big pleading gray eyes.
"I would love to! On one condition..."
"That is?"
"Call me by my OC name: Double Entendre or Double E for short!" Christian and Vague facepalm at the exact same moment. Christian starts yelling.
"Seriously?! That's your name? Says the girl who hates it when guys bring up her bust size!"
"What's a bust? Like a statue?" Dash asks to Vague. Vague whispers the definition into her ear and Dash gasps before looking down at her chest and frowning. Vague laughs out loud at Dash's concern.
"Don't worry Dash, I'm not into that anyway." Christian leans over to Vague with a teasing smile on his face.
"Oh really? I thought you said Dee-Dee's chest was, and I quote: 'really impressive.' " Vague glares at him.
"Shut up!" Vague mutters back. Christian snickers and returns to the gray mare's side.
"Anyway 'Double'," Christian says using air quotes as it was rather annoying to switch names like that. "I'm assuming you know Twilight and friends here?" Double looks at him with the most bewildered look he had ever seen.
"No Christian, I don't know any of these ponies. I have no idea who any of them are even though I watch the show daily." Christian rolls his eyes at the sarcastic remark.
"I was just asking, Jeez." Double laughs and walks past Christian toward Twilight's group of friends.
"I know every single one of them by heart, especially Rarity." She looks at the white unicorn with heartfelt eyes. "She's my favorite!" Rarity blushes at the remark.
"Oh! Well I don't know what to say darling! I'm quite flattered!"
"Aww, you shouldn't be! You're the best!" Double continues to compliment her. Rarity face becomes even redder as she tries to deny her, but she could help keeping a big smile on her face.
"Oh stop!"
"No I mean it!"
"Alright, that's enough." Christian decides to butt in before the rest of the day was Rarity getting complimented and her not accepting it. "I think it's high time I show you around." Double and Rarity stop their bantering and nod.
"Alright then. Lead the way!" Double points toward town and Christian starts off with the gray pony nonchalantly walking behind him. Without missing a beat, Rarity trots up behind Double to join her. The rest of the group linger back in a quiet discussion.
"I like how Christian takes every new pony on a tour of the town. Really shows that he admires the place." Twilight says happily.
"Yea, but he does it to every random stranger we come across." Vague points out.
"That's the point." Twilight says plainly. Vague shrugs.
"Whatever."
"So Christian," Double says suddenly. "If you become your OC here, why are you still human?" The question makes everyone freeze in their tracks. Sweat starts pouring down Christian's forehead, dripping down onto the ground in front of him. Double tilts her head in curiousity as Christian remains motionless in front of her. "Uhh, Christian?" Christian didn't want to tell her about what happened. If she overreacted at her transformation, there was no telling would she would do about this. At most she might run away screaming or something or just be freaked out. He exhales loudly before turning to face her. He turns to see the everyone else looking like deer in headlights. What the heck? He thought to himself; They know about this, why are they worried?
"Uh, yea about that. I haven't designed an OC yet. So...yea." Double E became confused at his answer. He started out looking real nervous, and then he plays it off as nonchalantly as possible! Double E takes the answer with a nod. Poor kid is probably bipolar she thought. Double E picks up the pace and starts leading unexpectedly, the town wasn't far anyway. AJ comes up to Christian, who was more than less satisfied with his response.
"You know you'll have to tell her." She whispers. Christian sighs.
"Don't worry about it. I have a plan." AJ rolls her eyes happily. There he goes again with thinking ahead.
"What are you up to?" She says with a laugh.
"If all goes planned, I got it covered. You girls just be yourselves." Vague enters his peripheral vision with a poker face on. "And Vague." He adds. Vague gives a small smile of satisfaction before walking backwards toward Dash. Christian looks off at the happy-go-lucky mare who was running all around seeing every building and structure up close with awe in her eyes. Christian was going to make this perfect for her if it killed him.
"You're going to set up a date aren't you?" Twilight said abruptly. Christian turns to see her looking a bit impressed. She had to admit it was a bold move to put his job in jeopardy for a girl. Christian doesn't nod but gives her a smirk.
"Set up a date? Who says i'm not on it right now?"