I was quite a bit up but I was free falling before an idea came to my head.
Grinning, I took a deep breath and shouted from the top of my lounges...
"LEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEEENKINNGGSSS!!"
'BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM'
Oh sweet tartarus, do I love that? And no, 'Tartarus' in this world and mine are not the same place, it's actually quite cozy.
The blast wave threw Celestia and Luna into the air, and they were now buzzing in the air like two poisoned hornets, or just a gnome trying to fly on a dragon for the first time.
It's always amusing.
Luna and Celestia was still flying around in the sky confused, trying to find whatever caused such an eruption in the ground.
Idea!
I whistled as loud as I possibly could at them they both seemed to twinge and the sound but followed it before reaching me.
When Luna tried to walk behind Celestia, she stumbled and went head-first onto or into her flank, I do not know since I turned my head away at the time of a very loud gasp.
"Well, that escalated quickly." I simply say at the two very red cheeked equines.
Now you may ask 'But Scythe! Shouldn't they be mad at you' and the answer is...
They weren't red out of embarrassment...
...
...
Once I noticed steam rising from Celestia's ears I did what anyone would do in my situation.
I booked it out of there, making sure to activate my goblin belt but then again running fast won't do much when two pissed of gods are chasing you.
"SCYYYYYYYYYYTHEEEEEEE!" I hear Celestia scream behind me, closing the gap between us a lot faster then I would like it to.
What did I do you ask? Well I decided to be a Sylvana's-damned idiot and started chugging snowballs at her yelling
"TAKE A CHILLPILL CELLY!"
... I'm a idiot.
Suddenly I got a great idea of which may save my ass or make it eat grass.
I suddenly stopped simply standing still waiting for Celestia to come closer, of which she did very fast I mean hot damn! Those wings of her must've had a thousand years of training or something.
Anyways, I activated Mirror Image and Greater Invisibility at the same time, I ran as quickly as I could to Luna, who was having a hard time not laughing furiously.
I Blinked up to her, making sure she stopped without impaling me.
After about five seconds of shock she came to her senses and was about to shout to Celestia but got silenced instead.
I sat down and held her down.
"Luna, I got the BEST idea ever, just follow my lead." Now she was cautious about me but I don't think she expected me to pull out a mirror and take her form.
"Let's go trick your sister!" I said feeling a smile growing on my face Muzzle.
We approached Celestia, Luna still hadn't said anything but gave me a small nod.
"Sister, what are you doing?" Luna asked Celestia, who had a look of anger and confusion on her face.
Her anger completely vanished when she saw me, standing just next to Luna doing my best to copy her.
They talked about boring stuff of how I 'Poisoned' Celestia to make her see doubles and boring stuff like that, after about ten minutes I decided to do something that would make my list for 'Idiothic things i've done.'
I dropped my disguise and screamed for all I could...
"IT'S PARTY TIME!"