The Lightning Seven: Equestria Bound *Old story*

by Barracuda cyborg


Bunny times

The day after the play everyone was sluggish due to the late night cast party. Everyone was nearly asleep except Slash due to his years of constant dieting and exercising he always felt refreshed. "Hey guys I'm off to Fluttershys house." he said with great enthusiasm.

"Dude can you not talk so loudly, I have the biggest headache in history." Scalor said rubbing his head everso softly. "Why are ya headin' to her house anyway?" he then asked his muscle bound pal thinking he was just nuts being up at seven in the morning.

"Because she asked me to help her take care of the animals around her home, and she also said she paid me at least twenty bits for helping." He said feeling proud of himself. "Well see ya guys." He said as he walked out side.

"Morning Fluttershy." Slash said waving toward the pegasus.

"Oh, good morning Slash how are you doing today?" Fluttershy asked.

"Oh I'm fine, so where do you need me at." Slash said just waiting to get to work.

"I just need you to take care of my pet bunny" She said giving him the instructions for the day.

"Did you say b-b-bunny?!?" Slash said stuttering as his mouth started to water.

"Yes my pet bunny Angel he can be a handful but he means well." Fluttershy said as she grabbed Angel and passed him in Slash's arms. "If you need me i'll be feeding the chickens." She said as she walked towards the chicken coops.

"Ok have fun." Slash said as he walked towards a small field. "Alright time for you to be my little mid morning snack." he said as the rabbit jumped from him and tried to perform a suplex slam on the gator. "Now this is just sad, just stand still and deugh!" Slash said falling flat on his back as Angel finally flipped him over.

"Are you ok mr slash?" Fluttershy said as she heard the commotion.

"Oh I'm fine im just stretching." He said as he got up and pretended to do some stretches. "Ok Mr. sandwhich to be part of my bunny." Slash said as he pulled two slices of bread and tried to catch Angle with in them but little to no avail. "Come on now we can do this the easy way the medium way or the hard way now you can get in the pot for soup or else

"Oh hi Slash how's angel ?" She asked walking up on him

"Fine im just giving him a nice warm bath." He said rubbing the rabbits head as if he really was cleaning him, but as soon as she left he got rid of the pot and made a jury rig rotisserie. "Now to rotate him for ten minutes and " he said to himself as he read a book on cooking small animals when he was interrupted by a sing-song voice.

"Slash im coming to check up on you two." Fluttershy said as Slash started to panic quickly he needed to think of a way to cover u the evidence "so wheres my little boy?" She asked the alligator.

"Mmrph" Slash said with his mouth stuffed as if something was squirming inside.

"Slash?" she asked but he just stood there quietly. "Slash." she then said flatly eventually she then shouted "GOODNESS GIVE HIM SOME AIR!" with that he spat out Angle along with a few carrot chunks and spit.

"Why did you try to eat angel!?!" She asked thinking her pet would've been gator feed.

"I'm sorry Fluttershy I have an urge to eat something that actually is considered food to me I'm sorry I'll just be on my way." Slash said feeling disappointed in himself.

"Well as long as you never swallowed him that's ok." Fluttershy said now understanding the poor fools plea for forgiveness.

"I'll just take half of the money and leave." Knowing he couldn't deal with his guilt.

"Nononono take the twenty." she insisted

"Oh alright, but I'll still owe you something later in the future." Slash said thinking he still needed to do something for her.

"Ok well just have a nice rest of your day." She said waving Slash goodbye as she walked towards her home.

"Alright see you soon." she said as slash headed toward the gangs base while Angle gave a look saying 'Enjoy your day large one, but soon I shall rise and be top of the food chain. EVENTUALLY YOU FOOL!'.

"Hey man how ya been?" Scalor asked his pal.

"Fine I almost ate Fluttershy's pet rabbit." he said nervously rubbing his head.

"Let me guess meat cravings." Scalor then asked knowing this happened before with Outlook trying to eat Scalor's tail even though it was metallic.

"Yep, and let me tell ya I really need to find some meat that no one will look at me funny." Slash said looking out of the window feeling like a fool and a complete cannibal.

"So anyway, how much did you come out with?" Scalor asked.

"The twenty bits she promised me, so that's leaves us with 1,880 bits left." he said as his mood lightened up.

"Well that's good, you wanna walk for a bit?" Scalor asked his pal.

"Yeah." Slash said as he got up from his chair and walked towards the door and went on for their noon time walk.