“Vinyl, how long did you say you were going to be in Gallopolis?” Asked Octavia as she and Vinyl Scratch ate brunch together in their Ponyville apartment.
“Depending on which train I catch, no more than a week.” Replied Vinyl. “I got stuck on a train for twelve hours because one of the stallions pulling it broke an ankle!”
“I don’t know why they still have those horse-drawn trains; the steam ones are far more reliable.” Stated the cellist.
“I agree Octi, so where do you what to go dinner when I get back?”
“Well, I have had a craving for that café back in Canterlot.” Octavia replied and she thought.
“Yeah, they have the best quesadillas. I’ve got that set scheduled when I get back, some designer here is holding this fashion show, and apparently some big names are going to be there from Canterlot.” Said Vinyl.
“Oh yes, I heard, somepony named Rarity is hosting it.”
“Anyway, after I get that set done, we can go back to our place in Canterlot.” Vinyl nuzzled Octavia and finished her lunch and put the dish in the dishwasher. “I have to get going, the train is going to be here in an hour.” She added as she looked at the clock. Octavia got up from her chair and went upstairs with Vinyl to help with the luggage. When they got to the front door, they set the suitcase down as Vinyl extended the handle with her magic.
“Bon voyage, Vinyl, have fun!” Said Octavia as her roommate exited into the world.
“Bye Octi! See you in a week!” Replied Vinyl as she nuzzled Octavia once more. Octavia watched from the kitchen window as Vinyl walk through the center of Ponyville and disappear into the crowd. Then, she opened the dishwasher and pulled out the dish that was just placed in there. She was going to enjoy her week without wubs. As Octavia cleaned the dishes in the sink, she heard a knock, knock, knocking on the door.
“I think I know who that is…” She sang quietly and smiled as she went to open the door. “I’m so glad you came.” She gave a flirty gaze to the pony at the door.
Fluffle Puff gasped cheerfully with a smile.
“Did you bring your… horn?” Asked Octavia as she stroked the door sensually. Fluffle Puff dug through her thick fur and pulled out a pink unicorn horn that was made out of a paper towel roll, and placed it on her head.
“Perfect, I’ve been waiting all week for this!” Octavia said as she opened the door wider, letting the giant cotton ball in the apartment.
Vinyl Scratch wrestled her way through the crowds in the market on her way to the train station, which she passed three blocks ago. Vinyl knew this, but she had a meeting of her own. Her magenta sunglasses shielded her eyes that searched the streets for who she was looking for. She slipped into an alley behind Davenport’s Quills and Sofas and was greeted by a shadowy figure.
“Did anypony see you?” Asked the shadowy figure.
“No, I don’t think so.” Replied Vinyl.
“Good, ‘cause I don’t want any dweebs finding out I’m here.” Said the figure.
“What do you need me to do?” Asked Vinyl.
“I need you to help me get rid of somepony.”
“Who?”
“Pinkie Pie. She made a fool out of me in front of the whole town, and after this is done, I will have my REVENGE!” Replied the shadow as it laughed maniacally as lightening cracked behind them.
“Why are you laughing like that?” Vinyl asked flatly.
“That’s how evil villains are supposed to laugh, I mean seriously, haven’t you seen The Pony Who Clopped Me?” The clandestine creature defended. “Besides, I got the lightening effects on sale at Villainous Villains and Spying Spies.”
Vinyl rolled her eyes; clearly, if they were in a movie the psycho laughter would seem slightly less ridiculous. Before they departed, the mystery creature gave Vinyl a sack full of gold bits and a photograph of Pinkie Pie. “You’ll get the other half when the job is done.”
Vinyl walked back out onto the street, looking to see if anypony was watching her. She arrived at the train station and searched for her ticket. She gasped when she realized that she left it back at the apartment. Her electric blue mane flowed in the breeze as she rushed back, the train would be arriving in a few minutes. The pony arrived at the front door of the apartment, but she heard something. She put her ear to the door, it sounded like moaning… from Octavia! She pressed her ear closer, but the door creaked open. The sound was louder and coming from upstairs. Vinyl stepped lightly on the stairs as she ascended onto the second floor, trying to avoid any creaky floorboards. She reached the landing and turned toward the bedroom, the door was ajar. The deejay pony crept closer and closer as she heard the noises get louder and louder.
“Oh yes! Yes!” Octavia moaned in ecstasy. “Dance on me!” Vinyl Scratch listened to the bed shaking. “I want to be your rainbow!” Octavia pleaded. Vinyl had enough of this and burst into the bedroom.
“OCTAVIA!” Vinyl shouted, she quickly gasped at what she saw. Octavia, covered in rainbow body paint, and on top of her, a pony, covered in thick pink fur prancing on the cellist with a cardboard horn strapped to her head.
Octavia gasped as soon as Vinyl burst in.
Fluffle Puff gave a raspberry.
Vinyl gasped again.
Octavia gasped again.
Fluffle Puff made a squeaky noise as she smiled.
Vinyl gasped again.
Octavia gasped again.
Fluffle Puff gasped happily.
Vinyl was about to gasp again, but a screen hit her in the face. “OW!” she barked as she rubbed her head. “Who did that?” She asked. Octavia shrugged as she lied on the bed. “Sorry, anyway… OCTAVIA, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?”
DUN… DUN… DUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!