//------------------------------// // What could go wrong // Story: The adventures of "Those Guys" (that no one likes) // by fieeesh //------------------------------// The group of adventurers all watched intently as Genome the Rogue attempted to deduce what a magical ring they found did.These adventurers are Oliver Queen the Ranger,Xoxo(pronouced zoe)the Paladin,Genome the Rogue, and Shamus the Knight.They were awfully famous for their deeds such as saving the world and uncovering stolen artifacts along with some less good acts.They were recently hired to clear a dungeon and aqcuire a magical ring.The dungeon itself wasn't that hard but now that they have the ring they wanted to know what it did so Genome was promoted to "Official test subject".As he slipped on the ring a large brightly colored portal opened up and began to suck them all in they tried to stand their ground but ultimately failed. "Gaah what happened." Genome wondered as he looked around at the bright green hill he was standing on.Nearby the rest of his team lay unconcious on the grass.He began to scratch his beard "So Olidammara what do you think happened." He said as he pulled out a small puppet that to most would be just that a puppet but in truth it held all of Genome's godly powers."Well it appears the ring tore a hole through the transdimensional barrier and sucked us into another world ooor you've finally succumbed to the madness in your mind and are ready to ascend." Genome thought awhile before saying "No I haven't had gas lately so the latters definitely out but maybe it's the first." "Hey Genome if you're done making out with your puppet then come help get the rest of the team up." Yelled Oliver "Okay I'll get Mccut off a guys leg because his god told him to." grumbled Genome "Gods above don't tell me I have ogre herpes again." Moaned Xoxo "Okay you don't have ogre gerpes,or goat herpes,or fish herpes." "Hardy har har. Besides I've never had fish herpes." "Not yeet."Genome sang as he skipped over to Shamus. "Hey Shamus wake up we have brandycakes." "BRANDYCAKES! Where?" "Just messin with ya you know we don't have brandy." "A man can dream can't he?" " I'm not sure you can use that considering you're not a man." He grumbled something Genome couldn't hear.Now that the group was up and running Genome began to make breakfast out of the rations they all carried.Soon they began to walk toward what Genome described as "a nice cottage style town." When they entered town they were greeted by not humans,elves,dwarves,or even ogres but PONIES!Brightly colored ponies one noticed them and screamed "Oh the horror the horror." Before fainting at that the rest of them went into a frenzy trying to escape from the creatures.The heroes stood in confusion well most of them did "Oh my gosh! Did you see that intelligent ponies,unicorns,and pegasi!"Exclaimed Genome. His joy was short lived as a group of ponies with obviously rare jewelry rushed at them. "Ready your weapons everyone." Whispered Oliver. "They aren't evil I can tell that much." Stated Xoxo. The purple unicorn walked ahead of the rest of the ponies and said "Who are you and what are you doing in Ponyville?" Before Oliver could say they were gods Genome jumped forward and said "Do not worry me and my colleagues do not wish to harm you.We were sent here against our will.So please help us return home." The unicorn stood and stared before replying "I may be able to help you but you must lay down your weapons and swear not to harm a single resident of Equestria." "Agreed we will lay down our blades and try our best not to hurt anyone." The unicorn accepted this and began to lead them to a large tree that when they got closer to turned out to be a house.She ushered them inside and asked to be told their story "Well it all began when....