//------------------------------// // Waffle time // Story: The Lightning Seven: Equestria Bound *Old story* // by Barracuda cyborg //------------------------------// Our team were needed to think of an idea for their plans of remaking their dimension maker. So their newest idea was to open a discount waffle hut. "Why did we make a waffle house?" Razor asked thinking the idea was stupid and especially at 4 in the morning. "Well think of it, ponies want to have breakfast and they could be to busy to eat it. So why not make a waffle house." Scalor said as he wrote a sign saying 'open'. "Well let's get the waffle mix and stove ready, because we got breakfast to make." C.B said as he grabbed a cup of coffee and started to sip it. they went on and opened up their store and started make waffles that soon tingled the senses of the ponies that lived near the small shack. "Holy shrimp, this waffle idea is working like that cheap medicine idea Canada had." Scalor said as their cash register was practically exploding with cash. Around noon a dark blue chariot that had a Dark blue alicorn carried by two stallions with bat wings had pulled up near the hut. All of a sudden Scalor sniffed the air and felt a sense of danger "Oh Glob, she's here! Quick wash your hands, clean the floor, change your underwear if you have any, a Princess is here!" Scalor said as he ran through the small shack informing the rest of the team. "I hear that princesses are like the top health inspectors, if she finds one flaw with us she'll close us down in a heart beat. We need to make sure that she passes 'The waffle hut'." . "But Scalor why would she fail us, Waffle hut is the most perfect place in town." Kooker said as he gazed at the windows. "Well let's just try to flatter her to make sure she passes us" Outlook said as he shoved Slash towards the princess. "What can we do for you today? beautiful." Slash said nervously Razor then slapped her wing against her head saying "We're doomed!". "I would like to request one of everything you sell at this establishment." the alicorn said as she glanced at the menu. "Excellent choice ma'am" Slash said as he walked back wards towards the kitchen. "She wants one of everything.". "Then we'll give her the tower of waffles. The fate of our plan depends on it." Scalor said as he gabbed a plate holding various waffles. Pretty soon the gang started to cook like there was no tomorrow churning out an endless stream of waffles for their customer. "Everything seem ship shape?" Outlook asked their customer. "So far, so good I just need to try some regular waffles and my test shall be complete." The health inspector said. "She said she just needs a few more waffles to pass our inspection." Outlook said as he rushed toward the kitchen. "Woo that means we're in the clear." Scalor said as he started to dance around like a idiot. "Hold on guys, look at this paper." Razor said as she held up news paper. "Let's see it says an imposter has been impersonating princess Luna just to get free stuff." C.B said reading the article, while that was going on Scalor was fuming that they could possibly be feeding a mooch. "Maybe we should tell Luna about the faker" Outlook then said thinking that the Luna they had was real. "You loony pigeon she is the imposter! We've been duped" Scalor replied knowing at this point he could trust no one. "Fooled!" Dice said. "Bamboozled!" C.B then said. "We've been smeckledorfed!" Kooker said joining in on the conversation. "That's not even a word yet I agree with ya!" Scalor replied. "If that phony pony wants a waffle then by the golden turtle we'll give her one. Your playing with fire now, join me guys or were toast!"he then said grabbing a bottle of relish and pouring it into the waffle mix. "It doesn't feel right, yet it feels so good." Slash said as he gabbed a jar. "My homemade bayou salsa, the spiciest stuff in the world." he said adding a couple of spoonful's of the salsa in. "Oops I dropped the mix in the toilet." Kooker said as he dumped the mix in the bathroom. "Well fish it out "and I'll sponge it with my dirty jumpsuits." C.B said as he started to laugh. Eventually after a comedic spree of adding random things in the waffle mix "That looks like the most grossest waffle ever made!" Razor said as she looked at the abomination of a waffle. "I call it the junk yard" Out look said as he started to laugh. "Excuse me where is my waffle?" Luna said growing impatient. "Here you are ma'am enjoy." Razor said as she handed her the food then ran back toward the kitchen. "Oh my this looks delicious." Luna said as she grabbed a fork full of waffle, but then a fly flew in her mouth and started to choke. "Ya hear that she ate it. Look at her choke!" Razor said as she pointed towards the princess as she squirmed around. Luna then hit her head on the table and then they guys started to freak out. "Oh man, we just killed someone, this isn't happening, this isn't happening!" Outlook said cradling himself in the corner. "Guys not to ad more to this but it turns out that was the real Luna" C.B said just looking at the recent news paper. "Crap what are we gonna do?" Razor then asked. "What's this we stuff you fed her the tainted food. Looks like it's prison for you." Scalor said knowing this time she was in trouble. "But you told me to do it!" Razor said passing the buck. "You could've talked me out of it!" Scalor said passing the buck back. "You're right Scalor... Im guilty! Man what are we gonna do?!?" Razor said knowing that he was right. "Snap out of it we gotta get rid of the body before anyone see's it!" Slash said trying to bring Razor back into reality. Just then a gold and white chariot came landing near the restaurant. "Oh crap." Scalor said knowing they were dead meat. "Quick Dice grab the body and put it in the freezer, I'll deal with Celestia." Scalor said rushing out of the kitchen. "Welcome to the waffle hut how may help you?" Scalor asked trying to cover the fear in his voice. "Oh I was just coming in for a drink." the princess said feeling parched. "well in that case here you go" Scalor said as he gave her a glass of water trying to get her out as quick as possible. "Sorry to ask this but do you have any ice?" the princess asked feeling her drink was warm. "ice? well okay let me just " the cyborg said but he was cut off by Dice "The dark deed you request is finished." The platypus said with a monotone voice. "Never mind I'll get it my self just tell me where you're freezer is." Celestia said as she walked toward the kitchen. "There is no such thing as ice its just a myth." Slash said barricading the door. "Whats going on? You all look like you killed someone." Celestia said questioning the gangs behavior. "Alright I confess it was scalors fault!" Razor said blaming her friend. "What?!? you can't pin this on me!" Scalor said being annoyed. "He's a mad man, he would've got us too if you didn't show up." Razor said trying to get him in trouble. "It was all slash's idea!" Outlook said. "Put her down she's a mad dog!' C.B said accusing the road runner. "He wears curlers to bed!" Slash said pointing to Outlook "What's going on?" Celestia asked being annoyed from the madness. "WE KILLED YOUR SISTER, POISONED HER AND STUFFED HER BODY IN THE FREEZER!" Scalor said while crying knowing he was possibly dead meat. "You mean in here?" Celestia asked as she opened the door she saw it was empty. "Is this some kind of joke?" "yeeeeah a joke." Slas said nervously. "Maybe she turned into a zombie and walked away." Outlook said as he laughed thinking it was a stupid idea, but then they all heard a moan coming from the door. "AAAAHHH A ZOMBIE!" Scalor screamed as he pointed towards the door. "Wait that's just my sister." Celestia said turning back on the lights. "I'm sorry but I'll have to shut you down for stuffing me in a freezer!" Luna said mad that she wasted some of her day. "Eh we had a good run though." Scalor said as he gave a 'you can't blame a guy for trying' look. after a week of sulking in despair "Lets see after the lawsuit and expenses toward Luna we come out with...38 bits." C.B said as he went over all of the money. "Well back to the drawing board." Scalor said as he walked towards their makeshift base (which was really just a large compilation of cardboard boxes).