Da Buck Did I Just Write?

by Cor200


Wow, Really?

“Oh noes!” Luna cried all of a sudden.
They all looked at Luna in horror.
“We needs to finds Twilight!” Luna said urgently.
“She's probably booking her reads,” Spike said.
“You mean, reading her books?” Applejack asked.
“No, she's deciding when she should read which book based on some system I don't really understand,” Spike said.
“Quick then! To the book cave!” Luna yelled, pointing to the sky.
They all run to the Library and burst through the door.
“Bookmare, we need your help!” Luna said.
“Not now,” Twilight said, “and why the hay are you calling me 'bookmare'?”
“I don't know,” Luna said, her eyes going fish-eyed for a second.
“Come on, Twilight,” Spike reasoned, “it may be important.”
“Fine,” Twilight sighed, “what is it?”
“Changelings have invaded the palace!” Luna said.
Twilight facehoofed.
“Ow...” Twilight muttered, for she did just smack her face with her hoof.
“So, will you help us?” Luna asked, “we need all of the Elements to save everything!”
“Of course! I still haven't forgiven Queen Chrysalis for deceiving my brother!” Twilight said, standing up.

By the time they reached the throne room, it was too late. The changelings had imprisoned all the ponies and there was nothing they could do.
“Noooooooooo!” Fluttershy cried out dramatically, “whatever shall we do now?”
“Don't worry, Fluttershy,” Discord said, appearing in front of the six, “I will always help my friends if they are in need!”
“Oh no!” Queen Chrysalis cried. She was sitting on the throne.
Discord then flew at Queen Chrysalis, and...

Everything turned into dolls. The Discord doll was being held by the right paw of a lion, and the Queen Chrysalis held by the left claw of an eagle.
In a room, somewhere in the castle, Discord sat with a group of My Little Pony dolls that he had designed himself. The door to the room flew open and Luna barged in. Discord instantly swept the dolls away, teleporting them to one of his secret location.
“Oh, Luna, what a wonderful surprise,” Discord said.
“What the hay is going on in here Discord?” Luna asked.
“Oh, nothing,” Discord said, “just having some fun.”
“Well could you please keep it down? Some ponies are trying to get some sleep,” Luna replied.
“My bad, I'll try to keep the noise down,” Discord said.

After Luna left the room, he teleported the dolls back and had the Discord doll turn the Queen Chrysalis doll into a normal pony, which caused a chain reaction of turning all the other changlings into ponies.
“And the ponies lost to the darkness oh so long ago finally remembered who they truly were,” Discord whispered, “End Play.”