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// I Give Up... 
// Story: Da Buck Did I Just Write? 
// by Cor200 
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	“You know, Twilight,” Rainbow Dash said.
“What is it Rainbow Dash?” Twilight asked.
“Purple,” Rainbow Dash said.
“I don't care how subliminal you just put that question-” Twilight started.
“What subliminal question?” Rainbow Dash interrupted, glancing around suspiciously, “Twilight, I have no clue what your talking about.”
“She's right Twilight,” the other six agreed, "you're being superstitious."
“Oh! Is that how it is!?” Twilight yelled, “Then I think I'll take my leave!” Twilight stormed off.
“Twilight!” Rarity called after her.
“She'll cool down in a little bit,” Spike said, “she does this all the time.”
“Oh! I know what we can do!” Luna said, “We can banish ponies to the Sun!”
“That sounds so totally awesome!” Rainbow Dash said.
“You can do that?” Applejack asked.
“My sister can banish ponies to the Moon,” Luna shrugged.
“Oh! I never thought about it that way!” Pinkie Pie said.
“So who should we banish first?” Rainbow Dash wondered.
“I know! How about Gilda!?” Pinkie Pie suggested.
“What a lovely idea,” Rarity said, “but where would we find her?”
The answer came to them within seconds, for, soon enough, they heard a cry, “There you are, you dweebs!”
They all look up to see Gilda flying towards them as fast as she could. Gilda was flying at quite an amazing speed.
“I'm going to pulverize you all!” Gilda yelled.
“Are you ready?” Luna whispered.
As Gilda approached, they all counted down, quietly, from three.
Gilda was a picometer away from them when they all yelled, “ZERO!!!”
Gilda vanished.
“Enjoy the Sun, maybe it'll 'gild ya'!” Pinkie Pie said.
They all laughed and hoof-bumped each other.