BOOK 2: NAME OF BOOK SOMEHOW MADE RELEVANT IN THIS CHAPTER
Once upon a time, in the magical land of Aquestria, Kim woke up. It was a really awful experience because she was a sea pony (neigh). But everything changed when the Lyre Nation attacked.
"I have to tell you something. My real name is Twilight Sparkle, and Aquestria wasn't always Aquestria," sighed Spadefish. "It used to be called Equestria, and it wasn't underwater. It was ruled by two--"
"AAUUGGHHH!" screamed Kim. She committed suicide by spontaneously combusting. To her despair, she was reincarnated in Aquestria. Again and again, she killed herself, and again and again she was reborn.