Da Buck Did I Just Write?

by Cor200


Where is the Plot Even Going?

“Yo, ponies!” Twilight called out the window to her bedroom, “Get your plots over here already!”
Within seconds, Rarity, Fluttershy, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash knocked at the door.
“You better have a flying good reason to have woken me up from my nap,” Rainbow Dash grumbled as Twilight came outside.
“Princess Celestia said we all had to do something,” Twilight said.
“What is it this time?” Rarity asked, “it's not another one of those mud-trotting adventure through the snow, desert, and other dirty places, is it?”
“She wanted me to help Changeling something in the Palace,” Twilight said.
“That's great! We could become famous for decoration that way!” Rarity said.
“No, it's not 'great',” Twilight said, “I don't want to help her home decorate, so we're going to the Everfree to hang out with Zecora.”

So they traveled and reached Zecora's house.
“What a pleasant surprise,” Zecora said, “Six ponies I can see with my eyes.”
“What? Were you having eye problems before?” Pinkie asked.
“I was looking at some moss,” Zecora explained, “When my vision became quite cross.”
“Was it that Purple Moss again?” Twilight asked, “You know that stuff isn't good for us. You told us yourself.”
“Silly pony, it's not like you infer,” Zecora said, “What I'm doing is finding a cure.”
“It sounds like you found it,” Twilight said.
“I did what I needed, and I have succeeded,” Zecora said, “but that's not the matter, what is stacked on your plater?”
“Celestia wants us to do something boring,” Twilight said, “So we came here to have some fun.”
“I'm sorry Twilight and friends,” Zecora said, “but my work for today seems to have no ends.”
“Is there anything cool that you have to do?” Rainbow Dash asked.
“You'll just mess it up somehow,” Zecora said, “then say 'oh, I know more about friendship now.'”
“Is there a problem with that?” Twilight asked.
“I actually need to get this done,” Zecora said, “I can't mess up even one.”
“Fine, we'll go,” Twilight sighed.
They all left Zecora to her work.