//------------------------------// // The Actual Chapter 8 // Story: The Adventures of Punfusion Iron-Knee // by Punguinhelper //------------------------------// "Well then. Apparently none of what happened, happened, so we are back here... again." Punfusion sighed. "Bah, don't let those coastal wizards get you down. Smile at least you were not turned to-" Map was interrupted by a booming voice. "WE TOLD YOU NOTHING IN THAT CHAPTER ACTUALLY HAPPENED IT VIOLATES THE SRD! SO FUHGETABOUTIT!" "Hmm, that's odd. I feel like we have been through this part of the forest before. I also feel like a tree is supposed to be there." Punfusion pointed to a pile of ashes. "Oh well, whatever happened here I sure cannot remember it." "But Pun, don'tcha remember what we did in ch-" "SHHH, there are wizards all around us... They will be here until they think they have wiped our minds of that nonevent." "Oh, good point." "Let us just go deeper into the woods, like we did last time. There we will have a fight with whatever creature is allowed on the SRD. Also I am just now remembering I have aerial cover by the blade on my-" Punfusion was shocked as he looked at his back, seeing not one giant shield-like blade, rather, he saw two wing-blades faintly resembling the shield thing. "Oh that is how you wield it hmm? you wield it by chance? Even for chaos that makes no sense! I don't even know how to use wing-blades." "Well at least now you can fight back whatever the author throws at us." "We've broken the fourth wall enough. Only Pinkie Pie would be crazy enough to disintegrate it entirely." "Pinka-what now?" "Ugh now even I am breaking it. This discussion is over before we accidentally merge every plane of this multiverse together. Could you imagine what would happen if the fabric of time and space were stitched together so that not only would life be confusing, but also there is a chance that the universe would be obliterated. Now Map shut up. before something terrible like an in-depth spin-off of us trying to save the- Oh crap..." "What?" Suddenly another booming voice came, not unlike the Wizards', though it seemed more awesome because as everypony knows authors have egotism problems matching those of Rainbow Dash. "IDEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" "Hey Map?" "Yeah Punfusion?" "Run!"