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// Why Am I Writing This? 
// Story: Da Buck Did I Just Write? 
// by Cor200 
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	Fluttershy and Rarity were relaxing at the spa.
“Why is Spike here?” Fluttershy whispered.
“He does this all the time,” Rarity shook her head, “he thinks he's good at stalking me.”
“Um, excuse me?” Fluttershy asked Lotus Blossom, “can I have one of those spa rocks?”
Lotus Blossom looked at Fluttershy for a moment, not understanding why she would want a spa rock when they'd do the spa rock treatment for her, but, in the end, Lotus Blossom decided not to bother wondering and just gave Fluttershy one of the many searing hot spa rocks they used.
“Stop watching us! It's just wrong!” Fluttershy yelled, throwing the rock.
Her throw nailed Spike on the head, knocking him out.
“Nice throw, Fluttershy,” Rarity said, genuinely impressed, “where did you learn to do that?”
Fluttershy laughed lightly, glancing away. Eventually she said to Lotus Blossom, “sorry about your stone.” She was trying to change the subject.
Lotus Blossom was still staring at Spike. Soon she screamed, “AHHHHH! Creepy-weirdo-freak dragon!”
Seven royal guards busted through the door and ran in, surrounding Spike. They picked him off and left again.
“Right, so where were we?” Rarity said, pausing for a moment before eagerly squeaking, “oh! I remember. How did you get your hair so soft, Fluttershy?”
“Nature,” Fluttershy blushed.
“What brand? Nature's Remedies? Nature's Touch? Or any other one,” Rarity asked.
“No, just Nature,” Fluttershy murmured.
“Fluttershy?" Rarity gasped. "Are you being greedy Fluttershy?”
“No, I-” Fluttershy started to explain.
“Well then,” Rarity interrupted with a huff, “be that way.” She stood up and walked out of the spa.
Fluttershy sighed and left as well.