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// Why do stallions avoid me? 
// Story: Applejack Alone 
// by Masterweaver 
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	Ah mean Ah get looks sometimes, Ah know they check me out.... a few mares, too, but Ah don't swing that way. But they never actually give me anythang so much as a pick up line! Ah mean, what? If ya want it, at least come out and say so!

What's stopping them?







Is it me?










Ah don't know. Ah mean.... Maybe they're intimidated or something, but... Ah ain't going ta change who Ah am just to attract a couple o' colts. Ah work hard, Ah help ponies, and Ah don't back down. Why don't they just... if they want a date, why don't they ask? What's got them so worked up?















...Ah... Ah guess Ah could, maybe, ask Rares for some tips. Or something.











Rares understands stallions.... no, it's more then that. She gets ponies. Heck, she even understands how nonponies think... cepting Discord, who's a total loony. Nopony really gets him. Not even Shy, but... she tries.

Pinkie kinda understands ponies too. Kinda. Not always. But she always figures out ways to cheer us up. Ah guess Rainbow... Rainbow's starting ta think about what she says before she says it, and of course Twilight's got her studies...

....hmmm.























































































































....hmm.

....hmmmmmm.














































































































































....well... nopony's around anyway...




























Hmmm.





Alrighty then.... ahem hem hem.

Ah'm sexy and Ah know it,

Ah got tha flank ta show it,

Ev'rypony else can stow it

Cause Ah'm sexy and Ah know it.

When Ah go walking down tha street, the stallions stop and stare

They think that Ah can't hear them say "Dang, that's one fine mare,"

So Ah turn glance back and shoot them a li'l grin

And maybe if they come forward, Ah'll give em a li'l in.

Ah'm sexy and Ah know it, Ah've got tha flank ta...














What. Am Ah doing.