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// Chapter 8: Saved by Copyright Infringement 
// Story: The Adventures of Punfusion Iron-Knee 
// by Punguinhelper 
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	A beam zoomed over Punfusion and Map's head, disintegrating a tree in front of them. They looked behind themselves to see, lo and behold, a mass of many eyes connected to a central eye via steely skin floating five feet above the ground. The central eye was closed for who knows what reason. Turning back to the ashes that were once a tree Punfusion and Map mentally agreed on something...

"RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!" The duo shouted in unison.

And so the chase began. Punfusion took to the skies with Map on his back, hoping the...  would not be able to float higher than five feet. This would not be the case as they soon found out.

"Pun, it seems to have some sort of natural buoyancy. Flying is not going to do us any good!"

"Noted."

Garble garble!

"AAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," they managed to shriek before a beam hit Punfusion's hoof. Punfusion looked at his hoof and noticed it was feeling heavier as well as getting grayer.

"This is not good!" anxclaimed Punfusion

"Land hard and fast!" Map advised

Punfusion did not question why. He aimed his hoof that was struck by the beam at the ground, ready to absorb the shock in the stone quickly covering his body. Punfusion's speed of descent increased with a change in weight, and quickly his hoof hit the ground hard. Punfusion expected to see stone fly from his hooves, to only be able to move his head. A bright flash of light blinded Punfusion, Map, Discord and the Be- "Hold It right there, author scum! You are infringing our copyright to the creature which you are using for non-profit use only. This creature was never put in the SRD, and as such you are not legally allowed to use the intellectual property of Gary or Wizards of a Beach. Sorry Punfusion, that ray of Flesh to Copyright infringement is not allowed to be used outside of our game. So none of this ever happened... Retroactively speaking."

"Well at least my flesh is not being turned to-"

"Really you are going to try and reference that, even after the talk we just gave you?"

"Sorry."

"This chapter has never happened. Author Change the end of the last chapter."

"NO! I can create a creature that is only eyeballs to keep within good legal standing..."

"We'll hunt you down and fine you if you are, in fact, lying."

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