Discord is Bored

by TheLocoPony


Aftermath

Sooooooo, how did it go?

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Is there a reason I can't sense any chaos nearby

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Why are you in the middle of the silk forest?

Stay out of my mind

Awww, there she is! How is my little conqueror?

It would take me several lifetimes to go into all the details...on all the different levels...that I hate you

And as cheerful as ever. I am assuming you're on holiday after taking over Equestria

Are you actually this thick or are you just trying to infuriate me?

Either, both. Take your pick

Give me my magic back!

Tut tut tut. You know it doesn't work like that. The chaos magic would overload your system and drive you insane.

THEN TRANSFER IT INTO A CRYSTAL!

Hahahahaha, now why should I do that

As your Queen I demand it! And you also swore to help me however you can!

Really? I remember it going a little differently


I hereby swear on both soul and magic to aid Chrysalis in her plot against Celestia and Luna and afterwards I will cause no problems for her or her swarm


I couldn't do anything trapped in stone, so I did everything I could to aid you. However, that plot is over, so no more aid for you. Also, since it never succeeded you and your swarm are no longer under protection when I get out as I implied after the success. How do you feel about tap dancing?

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Sure you do

Stop talking!

The only way to do that would be to remove this mental communication spike. Oh, but for that you would have to take it out of my statue, here in Canterlot, after a changeling invasion. You're stuck with me

Why is this place even called the silk forest?

Because silk grows on trees there!

Really?

No. It's a polite way of saying 'Forests filled with giant venomous spider who are quite bad tempered'

You're joking, right?

You do know of my fond love of jokes, but this time. Well, good luck