Before I start the story again, I will have to say something. Recently, I have been having trouble with editors. (No offense.) Sometimes they just don't have the time. So, I thought up a new way for editing. Whenever I make a chapter, I will instantly post it, and if you find a mistake, put it in the comments below. So now, anyone and everyone can be my editor!
Alright, back to the story...
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Dear Diary
This makes no sense. Everything is going crazy. Not only in that other pony world but also on earth. The news has recordings of houses turning to jello, flying trees, and not to mention, good cafeteria food. Anyway, it's time to look through those books I found. But, whatever happens, I just hope that none of this is my fault.
I stared at the two books lying on the small wooden desk. I knew I had to read them eventually, but I didn't want to. After all of the crap that has gone on for the past few days, it felt like a bad idea to even open them. But if the entire world depends on it, there is not much choice.
"Einie meine mine mo, catch a tiger by the toe, if he hollers let him go, einie meine mine mo..." I randomly picked one of the two books, pointing with my eyes closed. I opened my eyes to see the title, "Almanac of Spells." Well, I guess it's time to lean some magic then...
I flipped the monsterous book open to a random page. The first article that I saw was very short and shallow. I read it out loud, "Levitation. There really is no way to explain how levitation works. You kinda just have to think..."
Wow. Quite a lot of helpful information. Anyway, I wonder what my first victim will be.
I turned around to glance through my room. Everything was still that same as it has been. The blanket on the floor from when I fell out of bed... The pencil holder knocked over on the carpet... My tiny book shelf casting a huge shadow over the bed... Not to mention the petrified body still lying there. She looks peaceful. Or... I look peaceful.
I chose my first test subject; a pair of dirty pants lying on the floor. What? They need to go into the washer anyway. It's not like I can leave them there forever.
I stared at the lump of cloth. Nothing happened. I tried squinting my eyes. Nothing. I attempted to wave my hands over it, as if that would help. That just ended up making myself look stupid.
Starting intensely at the pile on the floor, I thought of other things to do. Maybe I can grow an invisible arm, and pick it up. Is that how they do it?
The jeans started to twitch as a purple glow formed. Was that the trick? Growing an extra arm? How typical. I strained my head more, trying to get the jeans to move more. Instead, they just started to twitch more violently. I tried harder.
In a sudden burst, the jeans flew past my face, and shattered through the window into the open air. The surprise made me jerk my head straight. Another crash sounded, followed by car alarms. "Hey!!! Ye will pay for thyeat!" an old lady cursed from below.
Must be the receptionist...
Let’s move on... What magic trick can I mess up next?
I walked over back to the book to look for more spells. One of the spells sounded interesting. "Creating Elements. Elements, as in the 4 basic elements. Earth, Water, Fire, and Air. Because of the laws of physics, you can't just create stuff out of thin air. You have to sacrifice something else. For instance, if I wanted to create a fire, I would take any heat nearby and move it to the same location, creating a burst of heat."
Interesting. Not only are these spells physics defying, but they also follow the rules of physics... This makes no sense. Well... Let's see if I can make water.
I glanced around the room for anything resembling a liquid, yet I could not find anything. Heck, even a moist sponge might do. Yet everything was dry to the bone. I even looked outside the broken window to see if there was anyone using a hose to water their garden. Nothing.
Finally, I spotted what I was looking for. A bottle of hand sanitizer. I bought it, thinking I would use it to make myself a little cleaner, but I never used it. So, I had a full bottle of hand sanitizer stuck on the corner of my desk.
Well, let’s get to the fun part!
I started at the bottle of goop, straining my head. That familiar purple glow started to fill the room again. My head hurt like crap. It felt like the worst headache in the world.
But, quicker than I expected, something happened. A small droplet of shiny water formed in the air, directly in front of me. I didn't stop the magic. The tiny droplet slowly grew into the size of a marble. It kept growing bigger and bigger! Soon, it was the size of a baseball!
But now that I have made this ball of water... what am I support to do with it? Well, it is water, so throwing it outside wouldn't hurt anyone.
I realized I was already holding the crystal clear ball of liquid, letting it float in midair. I guess this spell also works along with the levitation spell. Well, at least the levitation spell is working this time.
I turned around, and, mentally threw the ball out of the shattered window. As soon as I let go of the water, it fell down below my house, out of sight.
"Hey, will you knock it off?" another voice from down below shouted. "Um... Sorry!" I responded. "Yea, you better be sorry!"
Stupid idiot...
After being so amazed about such an amazing trick, I completely forgot about the bottle of hand sanitizer!
I snapped my head around to look at the bottle of green slime, surprised to see that it was completely dry, and filled with green dust!
Wow... This is amazing. I can do so much with these powers! This "Magic Almanac" is my new favorite book! But my head hurts too much to continue. I might as well look at the other book, too.
I stood next to the desk, staring at the ripped up book. I'm surprised it hasn't fallen apart by now. This book seems so old it could disappear in a puff of dust.
I didn't want to waste any time. Let’s get this book over with...
I started to open the book with my hoof, but while I was opening it, something happened. A flash of light blinded me, making me stammer and run into my bed. I rubbed my eyes, which hurt from the sudden brightness. Finally, the whiteness went away, but it somehow took something with it. The book I was trying to open was gone.
Well... You learn something new every day. Today, I learned how to torture people by throwing jeans at them. Not kidding! It really works. Apparently. Anyhow, what was up with that other book? How did it just disappear? Or, why? Wait a minute...
Is someone hiding something from me?
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If you remember right, the day Kaylie turned into a pony was Feb 25, 2012. Today is that day! So let's celebrate the new beginning!
Also, on a side note, it's my birthday. :P I have no idea why I made this story happen on my birthday. :D