Itty-Bitty Bite Size Stories

by gallagsp the corgi


Don't Try This at Home

Fluttershy watched in horror as Rainbow Dash sat in front of the video camera. She spread her wing and laid it on the table, picking up a knife with her other wing, she grinned at Pinkie Pie, who was running the camera.

"Ready, Pinkie?"

"Ready! Go for it!"

Rainbow Dash began tapping the table with the knife.

"Oh, I have all my feathers..." She sang, moving the blade back and forth between them. "...The knife goes chop! Chop! Chop! If I miss the spaces in between my feathers will come off..."

Fluttershy was having a breakdown, she was hyperventilating, not wanting to watch but not being able to look away.

"And If I hit my feathers, the blood will soon come out, but all the same we play this game 'cause that's what it's all about!" Rainbow Dash paused. Fluttershy breathed a sigh of relief before Rainbow looked at the camera. She raised the knife higher and Fluttershy gasped. Rainbow wasn't done yet.

"Oh chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop! I'm picking up the speed..." The blade flew across her feathers like lightning. "...And if I hit my feathers than my wing will start to bleed!" Rainbow finished and slammed the knife onto the table, breathing heavily.

"Alright! You did it, Dashie!" Pinkie left the camera rolling. Rainbow Dash lifted her wing.

"See 'shy, no worries!" Fluttershy was staring at Rainbow's wing. A look of terror came over her and Rainbow looked back at her wing.

"Ouch." Pinkie said, still not turning off the camera. On the table were several of Rainbow Dash's feathers. Rainbow glanced at them before looking at her now featherless wing. Feathers don't bleed, but some still have nerves connected to them.

Rainbow Dash cleared her throat, took a breath, and screamed in pain.