//------------------------------// // A long day [part 1] (unedited) // Story: My new upside-down inside-out life // by PhantomPhoenix //------------------------------// \Perspective Luna\ “Well that was interesting.” I said tying to break the awkward silence that was left after the encounter with the…. I don’t even know what it was but it looked scary out of its mind when it saw the regiment of guards behind us. I got an ‘indeed’ from Tia and nothing from Twilight. I told Tia that if we brought the guards would only complicate things. That creature looked like it had a heart attack I wonder if it’s ok, who am I kidding it’s probably having a panic attack. It did look like a pony only with a lot less hair and quite young too. I decided to knock again but this time a bit more softly; I was quite confused as to how this house came to be when Twilight said she’s never seen it before and that the road to it was new as well. What could have made a house and road appear over night besides Discord himself? If this one of his pranks again I swear I’m goanna- My thought was interrupted by the door creaking open and a voice coming from behind it. “Hello?” \Perspective Amos a few minutes earlier/ Ok I need to calm down, there’s only a small army outside my door and three ponies whom I believe to be royalty. Where did they even come from? How did they even know I was here in the first place? No big deal I got this, you know why because I can summon an army of Gundam at any time I want. Hey, yeah I can do anything I want; I have the powers of a god I can make entire armies with the snap of my fingers why should I even be worried. ‘I can do this, I can win, I can do this…….’ (Light knocking) ‘OH GOD IM GOING TOO DIE!!!!’ Calm down, just breathe. In Out In Out Ok, I can do this. Gathering myself I creaked open the door and called out. “Hello?” /Back to Luna/ I take a moment to prepare myself to answer back and to clear my throat. (Clears throat) “Hello my name is Princess Luna ruler of the night and this (I gesture Tia who has an odd look on her face) is my sister Princess Celsetia ruler of the day and this (I gesture to Twilight now) is Princess Twilight Sparkle ruler of…… friendship?” Now that I think about it I have no idea what Twilight is in charge of. Twilight gives me a hurt look. It’s not my fault no one tells me anything! The young creature chuckled slightly at that. Good I’m getting it to open up a little. The door opens a bit more so that I can see just half of it, well him now that him I can tell that he’s male. His voice was wasn’t enough because he only ever said one word and the first time I saw him was only for a second because he got scared and shut the door. “Hello my name is Amos, it’s a pleasure to meet you all.” He said with a quick glance at the guards behind us and Tia for some reason. “Hello Amos, we came here to investigate a meteorite that crashed near here last night when we spotted your lovely home” I wasn’t even being nice when I said that his home was quite refreshing to see “we were wondering if you know anything about it.” He took a moment to think about it then had a confused look on his face. “I think that might have been me, I mean I did wake up sore and in a small creator yesterday night.” he said with casually like its happened before or that thing similar happen often to him. Or he’s just crazy. “WHAT?!?!?!?” exclaimed a slightly mad looking Twilight Sparkle. “How are you alive? You don’t look like a creature that could survive such an impacted! In fact what even are you? And if that was you, you could have destroyed the whole town of Ponyville!” He just looked at her and said “First off shouting when a person is about 5 feet from you is rude. Second I’m awesome incarnate. Third the crater wasn’t much bigger that my body so there’s no way I could have destroyed a whole town let alone a house. Forth I don’t like uneven numbers so I’m saying this sentence to give this list of reasons symmetry.” When he finished he had a look of shock and retreated behind the door a little muttering a quick ‘sorry’ as he did so. Twilight for her part was flabbergasted that a new being too this world just used the most amount of words we’ve heard out of him to tell her off. I was trying not laugh at her misfortune, she really needs to learn some tact. “Mind if we continue this inside, that is if you don’t mind.” I say trying to move the conversation along. He took a moment to think it over then said “Ok, but only you can come inside.” gesturing to me. “What? Why?” all three of us said in unison. “Because Luna you’re the only you whose made a good impression on me, so you’re the one I trust enough to let in. That and Celsetia has been giving me a hard look this whole time and Twilight is much too inexperienced, no offence, also you look like you haven’t slept in a day and need to sit down.” He said very matter-o-factly A firm “No.” came from Celsetia. We all turned to Tia, who wore a glare that could kill army’s at Amos, for an explanation on that. “You talk to all of us at once or I will get the guard to make you sit and make you talk! You will NOT be alone with my sister understood?!” “…….” “…….” “…….” “Tia want do you think you’re doing threatening this…..” he never did say what he was did he. “Human, I’m a human.” Amos said from the door way. “Thank you Amos, a young human like he is a criminal and I don’t recall a time when I said I couldn’t make a decision for myself. Now go back to the guards with Twilight and don’t come unless I say so Got It, I WILL NOT have you ruining a diplomatic and peaceful solution to this situation because you think I can’t handle talking to a child!!!” I was absolutely livid at her, I’m tired of her thinking I can’t do my job as a princess because she doesn’t think I’m ready yet! “You’re such a jerk sometimes and another thing…..” /Perspective Amos/ “These two do know that this is a diplomatic meeting that could change the fate of your entire world right?” I say to a facepalming and mortified Twilight. “I swear they never act like this at formal meetings.” She says that but I’m not too sure. ‘sigh’ “Can I ask you something?” she looked a little nervous when she asked that. “Sure.” “When we introduced our selves as royalty why didn’t you bow or even call us princesses? You just called us by our first names. I don’t mind it but Celsetia and Luna might be annoyed by that.” “I didn’t bow because I don’t bow to anyone or anything for that matter. As for why I don’t call you princess I felt it was an unnecessary formality, you just show up on my door step. I didn’t mean to rude I just didn’t want to do any of those things, if I did I felt like I would have been surrendering or something. You know what I mean?” “I really can’t say that I do but if that’s your choice I won’t judge.” She said with a small smile.” “Thanks” I say with a smile of my own. “….” “So listen I’m sorry that I kind of snapped at you earlier I was a little stressed by all of this.” I say gesturing my hand to everywhere. “Apology accepted, I’m sorry I was rude to you, I’m still kind of new to the whole princess thing.” “How long ha...” “I have Never wet the bed you fat jerk!” shouted a enraged Luna. “Did you just call me FAT?!” retorted a completely livid Celsetia. “Me thinks we should head inside, this is going to get ugly really fast.” Twilight says to me. “Are you sure we should just leave them like that?” “What could we do to stop them? They’re the most powerful beings in existence.” “We’ll see about that.” I say with a chuckle as Twilight just stares at me confused. I start to walk over to them, because of their “fighting” they moved over to the front of my lawn. “Hey Twilight does this world have dragons?” “Yeah, but what does that have to…” she never did finish that sentence “Rooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar” I let lose a mighty dragon roar that could probably be heard across that continent. Silence, good that means they got the message. “Are you two done?” I ask two very dumbfounded Princesses who both nod. “Good now let’s make this essayer I don’t want to be talking all day about nothing. Let’s see, I don’t intend to take over and franking I wouldn’t want to so forget about me doing anything along those lines. I won’t be part of your country because I don’t want to be used. I don’t want to eat anyone. I don’t know Why I’m here and I’m not going to tell you how I got here, because I don’t want to. Just leave me alone and I’ll leave you alone, deal?” Luna was the first to recover “I don’t think that’s everything that we need to talk about, but if you wish to be alone for now we shall. But before we go how did you roar like a dragon just now?” I smirked “Magic.” She frowned, but before she could say anything the guard’s surrounded me with spear tips point at my neck. “Stay back and stand down monster!” one of the shouts. I snap my fingers and all of their spears went flaccid. “Having a little trouble sir?” I say with a smug smile on my face. I think that got them mad because they all charged me; I just jumped up and over them and walked back to my house while they were still in a dog pile or is it pony pile? Whatever, anyway I walked back to where Twilight was standing, she was slack jawed. I turned to her and said. “Well I think that’s enough politics for one day I’m going back inside, we’ll talk later okay?” “Uh-hu” was all she said. “Okay then bye Luna, bye Celsetia, bye Twilight, enjoy your trip back home wherever that may be.” “You can’t just leave, we have important matters to discuss.” Celsetia shouted from my front lawn. “Whelp I am and you can’t stop me so ta-ta.” I snapped my fingers and stent them to the middle of town. Don’t worry I put a mattress under them to break their fall. With that I want back inside and instead of going back to my T.V. I went to the kitchen to make some caramel hot cocoa. It’s hot out but it smells good sooooooo yeah, you may be thinking why don’t I just magic in the drink. Well that because making that drink particularly calms my nerves. Wonder what I’m doing today? I still want to talk some with Ditzy she was nice. Wait. Did I just tell three rulers of a country to basically piss of? That had to be the dumbest thing I’ve ever done. Well can’t change that now can I, why can’t I just ever do things right the first time? This cocoa is really good. ‘Knock knock’ ‘Sigh’ “What could it be now, a dragon?” I am getting a little tired from using my magic, not as tired as I was when a made my house but enough to want to sit down and relax for a bit. I go and open the door to find a massive dragon head staring at me from about a foot away from my face. It was dark amber with a pale under belly, wings the size of a small plain each. Its eyes were sage green, it had long body, strong looking legs and sharp claws each the size of my arm. We just stared at each other, both of us unmoving just staring. What the hell am I supposed to do fight it? Offer it tea and pancakes? Say ‘hi’? Actually that would probably be best. Let’s go for that. “Um, hello there Dragon of unspecified gender, how can I help you?” “Hello there little one.” said a feminine voice. Ok it’s a she I can work with a she. Girl dragons are usually nicer than boy dragons right? Right? …….. shit fin part 1-