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// Chapter 2: Taste the Rainbow 
// Story: The Ballad of Taste McGillicuddy 
// by Azure_Keys 
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	The Ballad of Taste McGillicuddy 2: Taste the Rainbow

Chapter 1: Taste is the Best

After he won the contest race in the Cloudosseum in Cloudsdale where he won and was faster and the best, Taste McGillicuddy the coolest pony flew super very fast down away from Cloudsdale so he could find some other ponies and be faster. When he was flying fast in the air he saw another fast flying fast pony pegasus pony that was blue and rainbow and fast. And Taste said “Hey you fast pony why are you going fast don't you know I am Taste the fastest?”. And the rainbow and blue pony turned around and suddenly it was RAINBOW DASH and she was fast and said “I don't know who you are pony but you are not as fast as me because am Rainbow Dash the fastest and best flying pony to fly.” And Taste said back to Rainbow Dash “Oh yeah I won the race in the Cloud place against the Wonderbolt so now that means I am the best and fast.” But Rainbow Dash said “Nope I am the better fast the Wonderbolts are small talk race against me okay.” And Taste said Okay and so they decided to race to see who would be the better and fast pony.

Chapter 2: Taste Does Race

Rainbow Dash and Taste McGillicuddy were getting ready to race around and fly to see who was the better and fastest pony so they got over to the bestest and most dangerous place that they could fly in which was GHASTLY GORGE which is a scary place to race because it has FUCKING MONSTERS THAT WANT TO EAT PONIES but they did it anyway because they were not scared or nothing. At the start of the race Taste looked over at Rainbow Dash who was a cool and sexy pony but Taste didn't care because he had to be better and fast. So they went. They went fast down the gorge and Taste's metal wings were flapping hard and faster like ever before. Rainbow Dash was flying too and fast and she was going to catch up, so Taste said “Oh no you don't I am the faster here!” and he flapped his wings hard to get ahead. Rainbow Dash was trying hard to keep up and her wings were flapping, but Taste was the better and fast, but she couldn't give up because she wanted to be the best. So she went. And Taste flew hard sideways and ran into the wall and slowed down some but didn't stop and didn't hurt except for maybe a little but Taste didn't care because he had to win the race to be the very best so he didn't care. Rainbow Dash was looking back and glad because Taste was behind now and she could win but kept going and ran into a FUCKING GIANT MONSTER WORM EEL that tried to eat her. And she said “Oh no Taste please help me the giant monster eel worm monster wants to eat me help me Taste!” And Taste turned around and he knew that he had to win the race because he had to best and be fast but he stopped anyway because he didn't want Rainbow Dash to be eaten by the worm monster eel worm and so he went. Taste flew faster and better than ever before toward the monster and he hit it on its nose and said “Let Rainbow Dash go you big evil guy!” But the monster didn't want to because it was want to eat ponies for food and it hit Taste with its head and made him fall down a little bit but not too much because Taste was good to fly. So Taste said “That's it you evil guy no one eats my friends okay?” and Taste flew at the monster and spun with wings and SLICED OPEN ITS FUCKING FACE and the monster was bleeding and yelling and Rainbow Dash flew out of its mouth and got away and they flew hard and faster to get away from the bad evil monster.

Chapter 3: Taste and Rainbow Dash do Sex

Rainbow Dash was very happy to be saved from the bad evil thing that she was like “Oh Taste you are so cool thank you for saving me”. And Taste said “No problem I always help ponies who are eaten because I am Taste McGillicuddy and that is what I do because now I am the best and brave.” And Rainbow Dash said “Taste you are the best and brave and fast too I am in love with you Taste.” And Taste was very happy now because Rainbow Dash was sexy pony that Taste was in love with too but was too cool to say it because Taste is so cool. But now he said “I love you too Rainbow Dash you are cool and fast but not as fast as me but still fast and good.” And Rainbow Dash said “I love you Taste let's have pony sex.” And Taste said okay so they went to Taste's house which was a giant house made of FUCKING METAL that Taste made all by himself because he is so cool and they went inside and upstairs so they could have pony sex. When they got inside Taste said “Okay now it is time for pony sex Rainbow Dash are you ready?” And Rainbow Dash said “Yes Taste I am ready let's do it okay.” And so Taste and Rainbow Dash had HOT FUCKING PONY SEX and they were doing it a lot and when they were done Rainbow Dash said “Wow Taste that was the best pony sex ever you are really the best ever.” And Taste said “That's because I am the coolest and best but now I have to go away and fly some more so I can keep being the better and best of all the ponies ever.” And Rainbow Dash said “No Taste don't go please I want to stay with you forever.” But Taste had to do it. So he went. And Rainbow Dash was crying and sad because she loved Taste but she knew he had to go so it was okay. But she was still sad on the inside some.

Chapter 4: Taste is the Coolest

After he left Rainbow Dash in his house that he made of FUCKING METAL Taste McGillicuddy flew around fast and was trying to find somewhere he could race fast and fly. Then he saw a pony flying at him and he thought “Yes a pony that I can race and fly fast to be better I hope they are fast.” But when the pony got closer Taste could see that it was the pony Spitfire that he raced in Cloudsdale with the Wonderbolts so he could be the best and fast. Spitfire came up to Taste and said “Taste I saw you have pony sex with Rainbow Dash why did you do it Taste why?” And Taste said “Because I was in love with Rainbow Dash and then we had pony sex so that is why.” And Spitfire was sad because she was in love with Taste but he had sex with Rainbow Dash and not with her so she got mad and said “I will get that bad pony Rainbow Dash for stealing Taste away from me!” And she flew fast and fire towards the house that was made of metal and Taste said “Oh no what do I do?” And he thought. And he said “I have to stop her because I am in love with Rainbow Dash and Spitfire is angry and mad and wants to hurt Rainbow Dash I have to help!” And so he went real fast and flew towards his house and when he got there he flew into the window instead of the door because he was in a hurry and he said “I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOU STAIRS!”. And he flew and went inside and he saw Rainbow Dash and was fighting with Spitfire and Spitfire's eyes had an angry in them and fire and she was fighting Rainbow Dash and Rainbow Dash said “Oh no Taste help me this pony is angry and mad and want to kill me help!” And Taste said “Stop Spitfire don't kill Rainbow Dash okay?” But Spitfire said “I have to because you had pony sex with her and not me!” And Taste said “STOP MOTHAFUCKAS YOU BETTER STOP OKAY?” And they stopped. And Taste said “Spitfire I'm sorry I had pony sex with Rainbow Dash I love her okay?” And Spitfire cried and tears and said “Why Taste why why don't you love me?” And Taste said “Okay I will have pony sex with you too Spitfire just stop the fire and angry.” And Spitfire said okay and wiped tears away and then Spitfire and Rainbow Dash had pony sex more with Taste and it was the best pony sex ever and they said “I love you Taste McGillicuddy you are the coolest and best.”

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