"So what exactly did you do, Rarity?" the bookworm asked the fashonista. Rarity lowered her head and blushed.
"I sort of called Discord and asked him to brainwash the dears into being together. I didn't know that they had actually broken up but they weren't really talking to each other. I thought it would work but then . . . Discord seemed to get upset about something. He said something to Jasmine and she refused to talk to him and Spike got into a heated argument with him. Discord looked like he really wanted to strangle my dear Spikey-Wikey. Jasmine started to give me the evil eye. It was awful. I felt so embarrassed."
"So he got all riled up about somethin' huh? Wonder what the problem was . . . Say, how come yer not tellin' ya story all long like?" Applejack said.
"Yea." Rainbow Dash shoved her muzzle in Rarity's personal space.
"I wasn't paying that much attention. I didn't think my plan would go wrong. Its not like I publicly humiliated them or made them fall down a waterfall." Pinkie's hair deflated and she frowned as tears filled her eyes. Everypony glared at Rarity.
"I'm sorry. I didn't mean that . . ."
"Its alright, Rarity. We just need to figure out how to fix this." The lavender unicorn rose off her haunches and trotted in circles around the five mares. Said mares watched her and listened intently for whatever plan she would muster up.
"It would be best if we don't interfere with their relationship. You girls have done enough damage already. Maybe they'll patch things up on their own. Give them a few weeks. They need space. If that doesn't work, we'll regroup and figure out another way to make this right."
A FEW WEEKS LATER . . .
"Why do I have to go to Canterlot?" Jasmine whined.
"Because all my friends have gone CRAZY!" Twilight shouted, catching all the attention of the local ponies passing them. The mane six, Spike, and the lunar princess were standing around awkwardly as they tried to coax the distressed female draconaquus into the train. The driver of the train seemed annoyed and frightened at the same time. The passengers were too scared to even move. Discord himself was never so . . . . over-emotional.
Wait . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . OVER-EMOTIONAL!!!!???
That's right. Apparently there was a mix up between medicine for 'Hormonal Decrease Disorder' and tea, so now, the ponies had to deal with an overly hormonal draconaquus. No pony knew how the mistake was made exactly but hey, that was Equestria. Anything could be solved with either magic or friendship. In this case, it was friendship.
"I don't want to go to Canterlot."
"We don't really care." Spike grumbled.
"What!?" Jasmine sniffed and her eyes filled with tears. "You don't care about me? Waaah!!!"
"We don't because your annoying . . ."
"You think i'm annoying?"
"N-n-no! I mean that we don't want you here bec-"
"So, you don't want me around anymore, huh?" The female draconaquus stopped crying and glared angrily at her pony (and dragon) friends. Twilight looked like she was really going to blow a fuse.
"Get on the train or so help me, Faust, I will shove my hoof down your throat!" She hissed. Jasmine shed a few tears and then she got mad. Her angry gaze fell on the lavender unicorn. She started to talk, slightly whispering, "I'm am not going to Canterlot."
At Canterlot
Discord stared at Jasmine with a terrified look on his face. A bead of sweat rolled down his face. Celestia stood next to him with the same expression. Luna motioned for Celestia to follow. They slowly tiphooved backwards then turned and bolted at full speed towards the castle.
"Why did I choose to come outside today?" Discord groaned.
Later . . .
Discord lay on the ground with a half bored, half terrified look on his face. Jasmine was currently trying to tie his tongue with his left ear. She hummed softly.
"Discord?"
"um hum?"
"Do you like me?" Discords eyes dilated and he stiffened.
"uh!?"
"D-do you like me?"
"Aaaahm . . . ifpt pter ift nooft . . ."
"What? I don't understand you, man." Discord growled. "Oh! I'm sorry I forgot I had your tongue!" Jasmine shed a few unnecessary tears and blushed a little.
"Jeez . . . you've got a killer grip. Hey, your being less chaotically emotional already. We could probably have some fun before you go back to boring-ville."
"But . . . my question Discord . . ."
"Oh . . . yea . . . um . . . sure I like you. Your cool, kid. You'd be my closest friend besides Fluttershy." Jasmine shook her head.
"not what I meant."
"You sure?" Discord shot her a playful smile. She giggled.
"I'm sure. I meant do you like like me."
"No . . ."
"Are you sure? I feel a connection between us, you know? Its almost like we're drawn together by some mysterious force."
"What?" Discord chuckled and shook his head. "Listen, kid, you've got stuff in your system. That's the hormones talking! You'll feel better in the morning, I guarantee it."
"No, discord, no! Don't you feel it? Don't tell me you were never jealous of Spike because he got to spend time with me. I know your heart broke when I went to Ponyville. I know you felt your heart flutter when I refused to go. You felt like I . . ." Jasmine stopped. She gave Discord a soulful look. She thought she saw hope in his eyes. " . . . I . . . maybe . . . like you too?" Discord looked around nervously.
"Woa . . . kid . . . I . . . don't think . . ."
"Don't think with your head dummy, think with your heart." Jasmine grabbed Discord and kissed him. She melted as soon as those cool, soft lips pressed against hers. The god of chaos stared at her wide eyed. Then, he closed them and kissed her back hungrily. They parted for air and looked at each other, panting.
"I think I really did just hear my heart flutter."
"I told you."
"Kid I-"
"Call me Jazz, man."
"Okay, Jazz. I think your heads all loopy."
"Oh."
"Not that I don't like loopy."
"You dope! A sweet dope . . ."
"And a quite handsome dope at that." Discord grabbed Jasmine and smiled. "C'mon. I still got some chaotic things to show you."
"What kind of things?" Discord chuckled mischievously.
"You'll see . . ."