The Ballad of Taste McGillicuddy
Chapter 1: Taste
Once there was a sexy green pegasus named Taste McGillicuddy. Taste was a cool guy who could fly fast and not ever have to stop ever because his wings were made out of metal things that were fast. He was born an earth pony, but he said “FUCK THAT NOISE” and decided to make himself a pegasus because they are fast and cool and he would be the best of the pegasusses if he had wings to fly. But he didn't, cause he was an earth pony. So he got his super engineer tools and made some metal wings out of metal and he WELDED THEM TO HIS FUCKING BACK because Taste was so tough that it didn't hurt him at all except for maybe a little bit, but he was so manly that he didn't even cry or say ouch. With his new wings Taste could fly and go fast and he said “I am going to be the best and fastest flier in all of Equestria because I am the coolest and best!” and he flew to Cloudsdale where the Wonderbolts live. He flew really really fast because his wings are metal and everyone knows that metal wings can fly better than feather ones. He flew so fast that he flew through a cloud and it spun around and bits flew off of it so that it looked like a cloud sculpture of Taste. The ponies looked up and went “OMG who is that cool and sexy pony that is flying with wings made of metal?” But Taste didn't even stop cause he was going to Cloudsdale to be the fastest ever and he had no time to talk to normal ponies but he waved at them anyway because he was such a nice guy.
Chapter 2: Taste the Fastest
When Taste got to Cloudsdale he zoomed super very fast to the Cloudosseum so he could find the Wonderbolts. He did it so fast that no one had ever seen before, and all the ponies said “We love you green pony! You're our hero!” Even the boy ponies wanted to get kissed by Taste because he was the best. But Taste didn't care so he flew faster and best to the Cloud race track and he found the Wonderbolts. He came up to Spitfire who was the Wonderbolts leader and he said “Hi there, my name is Taste McGillicuddy and I am the fastest and best at flying.” Spitfire's heart began to pound as she stared into Taste's sexy purple eyes and she knew that she was in love with him, but she was kinda cool and pretended not to care even though Taste knew it anyway. But he didn't care cause he was here to fly and not be in love with Spitfire. Spitfire said to Taste “You look very cool and fast but you are not the best because the Wonderbolts are already the best fliers and if you want to be best and fast you have to beat us in a race.” And Taste said “No problem racing is what I am best” and they flew. Taste flapped his super metal wings faster than he ever flapped them before because he knew he had to be fastest more than Spitfire or he would lose. His sexy green hair danced behind him as he flapped and Spitfire tried hard not to concentrate on his sexy plot as she tried to keep up with Taste and his metal wings that were metal. But she was not as fast or best as Taste and she came in lost place. Taste was already waiting and sipping some Rainbow juice while he waited for her to catch up because he was so tough and cool that Rainbow juice didn't even burn his tongue cause he already WELDED FUCKING METAL TO HIS BACK and pain didn't hurt him no more.
Chapter 3: Taste is Our Hero
After he beat Spitfire in the race she came up to him and said “Taste you are the best and fastest and you should be a Wonderbolt like me.” But Taste said “No the Wonderbolts are not as fast as me and would hold me down I have to go Spitfire to be the best.” And Spitfire said “No Taste you can't leave because I love you Taste you have to stay with me okay?” But he said “Nope sorry I can't I have to leave to be faster and best than all ponies in Equestria.” And he flew away into the sky to go find some more ponies who are fast to race against him, even though he knew that he was faster and more best than anyone already. Spitfire cried because she loved Taste but she knew he had to go but it still hurt on the inside anyway so that's why she was crying and she said “Taste please come back someday you are so fastest and cool Taste I love you!” Then the ponies of Cloudsdale took the cloud statue that Taste had made and put it in the center of town with a sign on it that said “This statue is of Taste McGillicuddy. The fastest and best pony in all of Equestria. He is our hero.”
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